Yo man you gots ta chill.Quotin Goser the gomerian ain’t right Dun. The destructor don’t take kindly to dat BullSpit! Get some sleep Dunny. And get off dat early 90’s WWF villin shit dun. If you PapaShongo den I’m Mr. Fuji
Ghosted by Willis @ 07/23/2004 11:38 AM EDT
Fenton Crackshell my ass! What I wanna know is what was the mad doctors name from C&D’s Rescue Rangers…Anybody remember the one where Monty had to fight those footsodier lookin ninja rats in the soda factory?
Ghosted by Kane from Kug Fu @ 07/23/2004 11:43 AM EDT
Hey PappaShongo. Why did you feel the need to post a conversation with yourself on this blog? A handful of posts up from here he goes on a novel-size tyraid about Duck Tails and Twin Peaks, using an alter ego (Lord Satanos) to make his point.
Hey PappaS, next time you do that, dont use your email link as your second character’s name, dumbass.
Ghosted by fraggot @ 07/23/2004 12:02 PM EDT
I couldnt agree more. Dipshit
Ghosted by Definately not fraggot @ 07/23/2004 12:08 PM EDT
What a dumbass
Ghosted by Martha Stewart @ 07/23/2004 12:21 PM EDT
Dipshit indeed, score one for fraggot now on to more pressing matters:
Behold the power of Google
Q: what was the mad doctors name from C&D’s Rescue Rangers
A: Professor Norton Nimnul
Ghosted by definately absolutely not fraggot @ 07/23/2004 12:25 PM EDT
The name is Chango. Chango is an African "God" – better phrased as a "Loa", more a sentience than anything. In Vodun he is associated with thunder.
If you’re latino you probably remember the painting of Santa Barbara – she is a form of Chango. African’s were forced to give their gods Christian embodiments, as practice of their religion was punishable. So saints and such can be seen to have multiple identities.
If you’re a wrestling fan, the character was played by the same wrestler who played "The GodFather" – Charles Wright – and they named him Papa Shango – also known as Kama Mustafa.
He was supposed to be a Voodoo Priest, and had his most memorable Storyline with The Ultimate Warrior (caused him to sweat green stuff). I think the character was based on "Papa Doc", François Duvalier – a ruler of Haiti, who was also a doctor (Papa DOC) and voodoo high priest. He is known for wearing the garish paintjob, and used to send out his army – the Tontons Macoutes – to kill his opponents.
That was your moment of trivia and zen for the day. Thank you.
Ghosted by dreamerawoken @ 07/23/2004 12:53 PM EDT
oh yeah — my bad.
The Tonton’s Macoutes liked duck.
and water.
Thanks again
Ghosted by dreamerawoken @ 07/23/2004 1:37 PM EDT
Has anyone seen the ad for History Channel’s "Decisive Battles" on the front page of X-Entertainment?
DAMMIT where did they get them great toys??? I want my own Roman and Greek armies to kick the boot straps out of my plain green army men.
Ghosted by dreamerawoken @ 07/23/2004 1:51 PM EDT
I would love to do research on some of my favorite Disney Afternoon shows, but I think I would rather leave them to memory. Im just terrified of looking for some info on Talespin and accidentally finding furry porn with that female bear (Becky?) and Louie.
On another note.My teacher once killed a duck.It got into his yard somehow and was probably injured by the next door neighbors dog.He decides to put it out of it’s misery.So he got got a shovel( he didn’t have a gun),and he beat it to death.Poor duck.
Ghosted by Fhydra @ 07/23/2004 2:34 PM EDT
I like the Voodoo guy from "Live and Let Die."
Cola Nut.
Uncola Nut.
Duck.
Duck.
Goose!
Ghosted by kingklash @ 07/23/2004 2:34 PM EDT
Freaking duck hater. I have a pet duck that lives in my house acts like a dog/cat and is the coolest fuc*ing pet on the planet. My pet duck says she going to bite off your freaking gonads and use them as beach balls while she is swimming. Quack quack and all that crazy shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ghosted by Daniel @ 07/23/2004 2:53 PM EDT
Somewhere in the vastness of the ‘Net, there is a Flash version of Duck Hunt that allows you to shoot the dog.
Duck, you sucker!
Ghosted by kingklash @ 07/23/2004 4:47 PM EDT
Kudos Matt! About time someone had the balls to come out of the closet and speak of their love of ducks and water.
Ghosted by Gozer @ 07/23/2004 5:57 PM EDT
Okay…you like ducks…and water. I dig it. Handwritin’s cool. Almost as cool as Shaq. Screw the Lakers!
Walks-Right on! Being from Sacramento and all, I hate shaq as well as all the Lakers! (Well, I don’t really hate them per se, but I like to say that I do.)
Ghosted by Nate @ 07/23/2004 9:01 PM EDT
I’ll have what Matt’s smoking
Ghosted by Gnarkill @ 07/23/2004 10:11 PM EDT
ill take some of that shit too…
Ghosted by bri-guy @ 07/24/2004 12:13 PM EDT
Gnarkill?? My favorite song of theirs is "Handicap Handjob".
Ghosted by Chocoholic @ 07/24/2004 1:42 AM EDT
Yep. I WOULD say that either Matt got laid or he smoked some really good shit, but considering the fact that he lives with his woman and probably gets plenty of "well you know," I’m just gonna say that he smoked some really good shit. And to that I say "Shame on you, Matt!"
Ghosted by Nate @ 07/24/2004 1:57 AM EDT
Jesus…
Ghosted by The Yeti @ 07/24/2004 8:57 AM EDT
Sometimes you get a thought and you just have to run with it.
Ghosted by trajeal @ 07/24/2004 9:49 AM EDT
Thanks for the mention!
Ghosted by Water @ 07/24/2004 11:05 AM EDT
F you Nate, there’s nothing wrong with smoking the good shit! Rock on Matt!
Ghosted by Gnarkill @ 07/24/2004 12:57 PM EDT
Gnarkill likes to smoke shit? Give that boy a Listerine cocktail from the firehose!
And here I thought ol’ Matt had just eaten some more fifteen-year-old candy. When you assume…
Ghosted by kingklash @ 07/24/2004 2:24 PM EDT
Maybe he ate "Nads" again
Ghosted by Gnarkill @ 07/24/2004 3:19 PM EDT
Well I think they fuckin’ suck. Woo dee doo!
Ghosted by chocoholic @ 07/24/2004 3:45 PM EDT
Hey chocoholic what are you like 8 years old. Freaking loser!!! Ladies and gentleman we have a real live non intelligent lifeform. God threw up and chocoholic was born forth as a burden of ignorance upon the world
moron
Ghosted by Daniel @ 07/24/2004 6:54 PM EDT
Episode III – Revenge of the Sith. Alright!
Ghosted by Rono @ 07/25/2004 12:32 PM EDT
Hey Daniel, I’m 28-years-old, but who’s counting, right. My last post was a reference to the movie where Gnarkill got his name from. Any further questions or comments about my intelligence may be addressed to my butt.
See, it’s ironic because Im defending my wit with a comment about my ass. Oh well, I think I lost you anyway.
Ghosted by chocoholic @ 07/25/2004 1:49 AM EDT
I’ll go see Episode III, but I am *not* looking forward to another performance be Hayden Christiansen. He couldnt act his way out of Princess Leia’s slave bikini.
Ghosted by fraggot @ 07/25/2004 3:25 AM EDT
Wow fraggot…nice metaphor or similie or whatever the hell that was. Quack.
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Yo man you gots ta chill.Quotin Goser the gomerian ain’t right Dun. The destructor don’t take kindly to dat BullSpit! Get some sleep Dunny. And get off dat early 90’s WWF villin shit dun. If you PapaShongo den I’m Mr. Fuji