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07/21/2004: A handwritten update.


Posted by Matt. E-mail me!


Discussion Thread: 142 comments

That’s hardcore awesome.

Huh…looks like I got a first post.

It’s my birthday!  Bonus!  *high five*

Ghosted by Mike M @ 07/21/2004 9:36 PM EDT

YES!!!!! SECOND POST!!! BEST EVER

Ghosted by SHANE! @ 07/21/2004 9:38 PM EDT

Matt-

Were you slacking off at work today???

Ghosted by Dane E. Coffey @ 07/21/2004 9:40 PM EDT

Uh… sure.

Ghosted by Mr. Mr. Mr. @ 07/21/2004 9:52 PM EDT

You know what else kicks ass?  - SALT!  Think about it!  How could you ever eat french fries without salt?

Ghosted by Joe in OH @ 07/21/2004 9:54 PM EDT

That’s ironic, because I can’t STAND really salty French fries. Actually, I really only like French bakes, more commonly known as steak fries. Mmm, yummy.

Ghosted by Freezair @ 07/21/2004 10:00 PM EDT

Wow… uh….yea.

Ghosted by Rayzak (Click here for Hostess Sushi) @ 07/21/2004 10:02 PM EDT

I wish my handwriting was like yours, Matt.  Mine looks like the work of a 7 year old.

Ghosted by KMC @ 07/21/2004 10:03 PM EDT

Yeah, ducks are okay.

Ghosted by manimal789 @ 07/21/2004 10:10 PM EDT

10th!
GO DUCKS

Ghosted by Samoht @ 07/21/2004 10:21 PM EDT

Yay for Ducks, and water.. Wait.. DUCKS LIVE IN WATER!!! It’s a conspiracy, HE’S TRYING TO BRAINWASH US

Aaaaaaah!

*must go buy NES GBA SP and give it to a duck so Matt may collect it at a later date from that duck..*

Ghosted by Teh Bret @ 07/21/2004 10:37 PM EDT

You know what else lives in water? Baleen Whales.  Coincidence?

Ghosted by Mr King @ 07/21/2004 10:40 PM EDT

Yay for ducks!

Ghosted by squee4242 @ 07/21/2004 10:45 PM EDT

Jeez!  What is Nickelodeon doing to you!?  It’s as if your thoughts no longer connect or make sense, kind of like Nickelodeon’s current shows.

Ghosted by Nate @ 07/21/2004 10:49 PM EDT

P.S. I like Duck Hunt!!!

Ghosted by Nate @ 07/21/2004 10:50 PM EDT

Ducks ARE yummy, so is water. I guess it’s a double yummy day!!

Ghosted by kidneyboy @ 07/21/2004 10:52 PM EDT

Wait a minute.  Is Matt trying to tell us somethng.  Is it something regarding Duck Hunt for the NES?

Ghosted by Nate @ 07/21/2004 10:54 PM EDT

I don’t remember seeing water in duck hunt! But they were pigeons! Clay Pigeons!

Doesn’t he eat chicken? Chicken Nuggets?

Ghosted by ghjjgh @ 07/21/2004 11:04 PM EDT

….an upcoming ad for NICk maybe? Matt u dog!

Ghosted by Graves @ 07/21/2004 11:06 PM EDT

I think the water thing refers to another game.  But please tell me that the whole duck thing is  really about Duck Hunt, okay Matt?

Ghosted by Nate @ 07/21/2004 11:07 PM EDT

Oh, and thanks for fixing my post, Matt.

Ghosted by Nate @ 07/21/2004 11:10 PM EDT

were there water parts  of Gotcha(TM)? that game was cool……

Ghosted by Graves @ 07/21/2004 11:18 PM EDT

I prefer bunnies. However, I must agree with your statement that water kicks ass ()()()

Ghosted by marril159 @ 07/21/2004 11:29 PM EDT

Yes, Water is Awesome.

However, do you like African Or European swallows?

Ghosted by Cameron @ 07/21/2004 11:32 PM EDT

Hahahahahahaha….they just ran over that annoying Mr.Six guy on Letterman!!!!

And yes, ducks are cool. Yay ducks!

Ghosted by 4thDown @ 07/21/2004 11:53 PM EDT

What kind of purses? Boxer prize fight money, or the kind girls carry around? I bet Little Mac got a big purse for beating Mr. Dream.

Ghosted by Choco-dile @ 07/22/2004 1:14 AM EDT

I like the handwritten update. The little doodles are nice. I’d definitely like to see more of these. Oh, I saw a duck get eaten by a tiger at the zoo last Friday. No lie, the duck flew into the tiger enclosure for some reason, and then he got eaten. It was the awesomest thing I’ve ever seen at the zoo.

Ghosted by Gabbylicious @ 07/22/2004 1:18 AM EDT

Hey Matt, speaking of ducks, you have  that old McDonald’s commercial from the early 80s, where there are a bunch of kids (from a camp?) who go to McDonald’s and pretend they are ducks on the way out, after one kid offers to teach everyone how to waddle and quack like a duck in exchange for a french fry? I always liked that one.

Ghosted by Destro @ 07/22/2004 1:20 AM EDT

That is fuckin’ hilarious. You can’t pay for entertainment like that! This site continues to be more enthralling than television! :) :O

Ghosted by AlphaCentaurian @ 07/22/2004 2:46 AM EDT

Fan Films A-GO-GO:  You do not have to wait for the new planned movie to see some live-action G.I. Joe.  The director of Batman: Dead End is back with World’s Finest.

Ghosted by ME @ 07/22/2004 3:16 AM EDT

Here is something you can instantly forget. I just realized that Superman from the World’s Finest fan film above is the blond guy from Battle Dome.  Do an X-E blog search for a little more on the show if you are intrigued/frightened by the image.

Ghosted by ME @ 07/22/2004 3:32 AM EDT

to choco-dile over stuffed ones that are too heavy

Ghosted by pikachulover @ 07/22/2004 4:06 AM EDT

that reminds me of the tazmanian devil video game where you had to eat the kiwis

When I see a kiwi I think, "Man that  looks delicious!"

Ghosted by ghsfghsf @ 07/22/2004 4:12 AM EDT

I think everyone is searching too deep for a meaning behind this update.  This is a website about McDonalds commercials and C-3PO cereal not the riddle of the sphinx.  Christ.

Its an update about what Matt had for dinner last night.  Peking duck and a glass of water.

Ghosted by Chocoholic @ 07/22/2004 4:14 AM EDT

This one gets a thumbs up from me, Matt. Next time, though, do crayon drawings. For doodling, nothing else compares. But you knew that already. ;)

Ghosted by Wes @ 07/22/2004 4:42 AM EDT

Ducks are overrated.

GO SWANS !!!!

Ghosted by Toshiro @ 07/22/2004 5:17 AM EDT

Ducks are cool except when they’re too stupid to get out of the way of a ferry.

There was a flock of ducks swimming out on the lake, a few nights ago, and most of them got out of the way.  One of the ducks wasn’t so lucky and got sucked under the front end of the ferry.  Poor ducky :(

Ghosted by Aubrey @ 07/22/2004 6:46 AM EDT

No, Matt! Don’t give in to the insanity that runs rampant at NIckelodeon! It made people cancel Zim, and keep Spongebob! NOOOOOO!

*sob*

Ghosted by The REAL Mother of Kane's Baby @ 07/22/2004 8:20 AM EDT

Not a single post about the "Cold-apult" yet?  I think the catapults from crossbows and catapults would be way too weak for water, though.  This cold-apult must be a little more heavy duty. 

Water is one of my favorites since it’s actually less dense as a solid than a liquid, which is a physical rarity, an effect of water’s molecular structure.  Go H-bonding!

Ghosted by Jimbalaya @ 07/22/2004 8:23 AM EDT

Are ducks as hard to hit as pigeons? Ask Jay Mohr.

Or, if their ducks playing hockey, you’d have to ask Emilio Estevez.

What about ducks with fangs? Christmas ducks served w/ the head still attached? Strange Mexican ducks flavored w/ tamarind?

Ghosted by trajeal @ 07/22/2004 8:45 AM EDT

It’s sing along time:

We are nippersinkers we’re in luck…if it rains all week just pretend you’re a duck…QUACK QUACK, waddle waddle…QUACK QUACK, waddle waddle…QUACK QUACK, waddle waddle…

Say, that reminds me:

Q: How many kids with ADD does
  it take to change a lightbulb…
A: DYAWANNA RIDE BIKES?!?!?

Ghosted by Blah...blah @ 07/22/2004 9:12 AM EDT

How abouts ducks who shit bombs?

http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0728/draw1.html

Ghosted by A-wel Cruiz @ 07/22/2004 9:44 AM EDT

Count Duckula?  Please?
I saw a Bunnicula box set at Waldenbooks the other day. It was cool.

Ghosted by kidneyboy @ 07/22/2004 10:22 AM EDT

Water kick ass. True words. Damn true.

Ghosted by The T @ 07/22/2004 11:39 AM EDT

26th! PR! hahahahaha omg thats hilarious! MORE MORE MORE!

Ghosted by Cameron @ 07/22/2004 12:01 PM EDT

I love writing about things, like today I wrote about purses

Ghosted by pikachulover @ 07/22/2004 12:04 PM EDT

SOMEONE ELSE HAS THE SAME NAME AS ME! AH

Ghosted by Cameron (Real) @ 07/22/2004 12:05 PM EDT

Cameron (Real): This is an annoying problem…I have two fraternity brothers also named Cameron.  Why is it so popular all the sudden to name your kid Cameron?

Anyway, to make things easier, I will now post as Cameron T.  :)

Ghosted by Cameron T. @ 07/22/2004 12:05 PM EDT

Killer Duck in a swimsuit?

Chia?

Ghosted by kingklash @ 07/22/2004 12:37 PM EDT

WATER IS WET
WATER IS WET
HOW MUCH WETTER COULD WATER GET?
NOT MUCH WETTER I BET.
(ba bum bump)

Ghosted by Marc @ 07/22/2004 12:47 PM EDT

Well…its a hell of a lot better than that jewel poetry book.

Ghosted by thejyav @ 07/22/2004 1:00 PM EDT

Insanity runs rampant today in the blog!

Feeling all right, Matt?

Ghosted by Behonkiss @ 07/22/2004 1:18 PM EDT

Oh, where for art thou, Killer Duck?

Ghosted by trajeal @ 07/22/2004 2:14 PM EDT

I think Chia has gone the way of the Advent Calender, circa 2002.

Ghosted by trajeal @ 07/22/2004 2:15 PM EDT

water kicks ass!

Ghosted by tsukasa @ 07/22/2004 4:18 PM EDT

Rock, paper, water, duck…

Ghosted by trajeal @ 07/22/2004 4:23 PM EDT

Amazing post Matt, going for childlike-poet?

Ghosted by Jay @ 07/22/2004 5:26 PM EDT

Wow, I just wasted the last hour at work watching grown men play G.I. Joe.  Everyone should check that live-action Joe website out.  Just click my name to get there.

Ghosted by Never Eat Shredded Wheat @ 07/22/2004 5:59 PM EDT

Get this freakin’ duck away from me!

Ghosted by kingklash @ 07/22/2004 6:05 PM EDT

Its A Chia Duck!

Ghosted by Samoht @ 07/22/2004 6:14 PM EDT

Ducks - Howard, Daffy, Donald, Daisy, Huey, Duey, Louie, Launchpad, Scrooge, Webbigail, Launchpad, Darkwing, Mrs. Beakly, Gilbert Gottfried (the AFLAC duck) - this list is just a tip of the iceberg of ducks that have crossed our paths through the years.  As for water, it has always been there for us as well, whether in liquid or solid form.  These two objects shuold be kept cherished in our memories for years to come - we may never come across another perfect duo as these!

~Life is like a hurricane here in Duckburg
Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes - it’s a duck blur
You might solve a mystery or rewrite history

Duck Tales, Oo-oo
Tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales, oo-oo

D-d-d-danger, watch behind you - there’s a stranger out to find you
What to do? Just grab onto some Duck Tales, oo-oo!
Not pony tails or cotton tails but Duck Tales, oo-oo!

When it seems they’re headed for the final curtain
Bold deduction never fails, that’s for certain
The worst of messes become successes!

Duck Tales, Oo-oo
Tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales, oo-oo
Not pony tails or cotton tails but Duck Tales, oo-oo!

Ghosted by Mugzy. . . @ 07/22/2004 6:40 PM EDT

All of the sudden you made me want to watch ducktales, I used to love that show *sniffle* growing up sucks.

Ghosted by sailor moon @ 07/22/2004 6:53 PM EDT

speakin of duck tales …. did any one notice how in spiderman 2 when doc ock breaks into the bank, there were like bags of gold coins in the vault. WHAT FUGGIN BANK KEEPS GOLD COINS IN BAGS WITH DOLLAR SIGNS ON THEM?!?!?!?! …. i wanted to see scrooge mcduck swimming in the background through the coins …. that would be the nuts there

Ghosted by Graves @ 07/22/2004 7:30 PM EDT

Blah, yeah that is the song from that commerical! All coming back to me now. Wish I could find it somewhere for download.

Ghosted by Destro @ 07/22/2004 7:59 PM EDT

Lol at the gold coins in dollar sign bags  XD Thats like asking for them to be stolen.

I havent had duck that i can remember, but im sure its a lot like chicken eh?

Ghosted by heeloyd @ 07/22/2004 8:03 PM EDT

I will spare giving the whole tv show intro site again, as the last time it crashed thanks to being on Fazed.net. Here is the Ducktales intro video: http://users.belgacom.net/bn776352/ducktales.wmv

Ghosted by ME @ 07/22/2004 8:08 PM EDT

One thing I’ve learned about Matt from all the articles and blog entries is that he loves to play games with his readers.  He’s telling us something alright, but I can’t figure it out for the life of me.

Ghosted by Nate @ 07/22/2004 8:11 PM EDT

Speaking of Duck Tales, when the H(*&@ is Disney going to release those Disney afternoon cartoons on DVD?  I would pay Big bucks for all the episodes of Duck Tales and TaleSpin….  Arghhh…

It makes me angry when companies could make a Lot of money on something, but they don’t seem to know it.

Ghosted by Cameron T. @ 07/22/2004 9:42 PM EDT

Matt, I think working with Nickelodeon has finally made you lose those last shreds of sanity.

Ghosted by Matt Garner @ 07/22/2004 10:26 PM EDT

Okay, I’m posting to bitch like a girl (no offense to all you females out there intended) about one of my friends.  This is completely off topic, but I need to bitch somewhere.

My friend is an overly skeptical, cynical, whiney little bastard who always complains whenever we go out.  The rest of us always have to do what he wants to do, otherwise he’ll make your time miserable by whining and sulking just because he didn’t get his way.  Now I know what you’re thinking:"This is normal for a teenager."  Well, here’s the real kicker: He’s 22 and he acts like a fuckin’ baby.

He, another, and I are going to Reno this Saturday.  If he starts whining, I’m either going to pretend he’s not there and just talk to my other friend, and be confrontational and just say "Shut the fuck up and quit yer bitching!"  Or something along those lines.

He’s also a skeptic.  Now some skepticism is good, but this guy is skeptical to the pojnt of being nothing but paranoid.  He’s got all these conspiracy theories.  For example, I was telling him about how a guy at work was giving me gambling advice, and my friend says "You know, he could be working for the casinos."  Oh yes, that’s right, some young guy came all the way out from Vegas or Reno to the warehouse I work at just to get me to gamble.  The guy didn’t even give me such advice until I told him I was going to Reno this weekend.  I swear, I don’t even know why I’m his friend.

Ghosted by Anonymous Angry Dude @ 07/22/2004 11:30 PM EDT

hey matt just cause you pulled this duck thing out of your ass doesn’t mean you’re off the hook for the rest of the week.

Man, that duck is smiling at me!!!

Ghosted by dfghjdfh @ 07/23/2004 1:24 AM EDT

Chinese Restaurant Dude:  What wrong?

Ralphie’s Dad: Well it’s the duck.  It’s…um…it’s smiling.

Ghosted by Nate @ 07/23/2004 1:32 AM EDT

One time when I went out to eat for prom, this other guy in the party ordered duck, and it had stuffing in it.  Looked exactly like you would think duck would…after it had already been digested for like half an hour, and then brought back for seconds.  Needless to say this turned me off of eating duck forever!!

Ghosted by kidneyboy @ 07/23/2004 1:33 AM EDT

If I’ve offended any people of oriental nationality, my apologies.

Ghosted by Nate @ 07/23/2004 1:35 AM EDT

To defeat Sub-Zero use the element that brings life.
Ducktails was a great show. So was DarkwingDuck. I thought it was great how Luanch Pad left scrooge behind & devoted his life to Drake Mallard before Darkwing was even a famous crime fighter. In one of the 1st episodes Darkwing meets up with L-Pad and he(L-Pad)has been saving clippings of his crime fighting and has a stealth jet that looks like D.W. already built. Whatta screwy, crazy, all around loveable guy. There was another character that was on both shows but I can’t remember his secret identity. He was Gizmo-Duck and he kicked butt.
Sighned,
        The Freight King

Ghosted by PappaShongo187'sTacos @ 07/23/2004 1:35 AM EDT

INDEED! I can’t quite remember his name but GizmoDuck was a bean counter who was scrooge McDuck’s accountant. There were many great episodes of DarkWing Duck but my alltime favorite (ATF) was the episde I believe was titled Twin Beaks. I could be wrong. It was abaout how all the duckpeople in a small town were replaced with plant pods replicas ala Bodysnatchers. I was young then and the real Twin Peaks show horrified me but the friendly disney version was great. The good guys won and I could sleep with the lights off and safely masterbate to Herb’s seductive wife binky. And  stay the hell out of the water.

Ghosted by Lord Satanos of the Pleasure Domes @ 07/23/2004 1:54 AM EDT

You sick fuck! I hope Torres Bulba finds where you live and abducts you into the "Ramrod" an makes you eat a poop salad for what you said about Binky. Why anyone would say such nasty things about a sweet program like DWD is beyond me. I am truly offended!…Now about GizmoDuck. Your sure that you can’t remember his real name? you see I don’t sleep so well these days. A thing like that would really tide me over and put my mind to rest. Sorry if I sounded a bit harsh a minute ago. You know how it is.

Ghosted by PappaShongo187'sTacos @ 07/23/2004 2:07 AM EDT

No really, this whole thing is my fault. I feel terrrible. I don’t know why I said that about Binky. I guess I just thought since I’m on the internet I could say anything and not be held accountable. I mean its not like real life coversations where if your rude to your mother you can’t just log off. You have to keep looking at her disapproving scowl and sometimes she grabs you by the earlobe. I guess I have a lot of growing up to do…I mean I thought of this "cool" name Lord Satanos so people would think: Wow! the person writing this is probably 7 feet tall & dressed like the undertaker. Instead of the lazy almost 21 year old still living at home unemployed geek that I am. I don’t even know if I’m going to college next year, Ive just been wasting time so far. As for the GizmoDuck thing I can’t believe I can’t remember it. I used to worship the guy as a kid.

Ghosted by Lord Satanos @ 07/23/2004 2:23 AM EDT

Listen! I dont care about your mom! If you bring her up again I’ll slam your face in my car door.
I don’t care about your situation. You try an get some sympathy from me gringo an I’ll throw a brick at your face! What I do want is to know what the fuck GizmoDucks real name is. Got it maricon?

Ghosted by PappaShongo187'sTacos @ 07/23/2004 2:34 AM EDT

Im sorry. I really think we got off on the wrong foot. I mean we both enjoy reminising about DarkWing. Can’t we make this work. Ive got an unbeleivable body, and an even better soul. I have plenty of free time. Maybe you & I could get a pizza, share a few laughs. Whatta ya think?

Ghosted by the artist formerly known as Lord Satanos @ 07/23/2004 2:46 AM EDT

After reading Matt’s "update" on water, I’m reminded of an episode of Cribs (or one of its numerous hellspawn) I recently happened upon that featured Nelly. As he was showing the place, he came through an extravagant collection of fishtanks, to which he commented, "I’m a big fan of water!" Yes, Nelly, I also love it when hydrogen and oxygen come together. Big ups.

Ghosted by rapsodist @ 07/23/2004 2:50 AM EDT

I am not ammused. In fact I’m gonna give you an Indian burn on your face with my ass while I let a few "gassers". How’d you like the taste of that college boy.

Ghosted by PappaShongo187'sTacos @ 07/23/2004 2:51 AM EDT

I had red-curry duck at a Thai restaurant. It was great! I also, like to feed ducks at parks.

Ghosted by Tetsu Deinonychus @ 07/23/2004 2:57 AM EDT

So…you’re on the sleep deprevation program too? I’m sorry. I hope you don’t end up like Butch Hartman.4 and a half days. In the end he was being chased  through the studios by demonic beings as they  granted his most sick, perverted wishes…umm, maybe I shouldn’t tell you the rest.

Ghosted by Fhydra @ 07/23/2004 3:20 AM EDT

Chip N Dale Rescue Rangers
Gummi Bears
Wuzzzles

Ghosted by ME @ 07/23/2004 7:43 AM EDT

The extra z in Wuzzles above is for savings!

Ghosted by ME @ 07/23/2004 7:44 AM EDT

Now that Matt is in the almighty Viacom building, maybe he can talk some sense into those guys that decided that "I Love The 90s" was a good idea.

Ghosted by AngeFaitore @ 07/23/2004 7:53 AM EDT

I am shocked that no one has brought up the great, late Becky The Duck of Saved By The Bell. :(

-Paul.

Ghosted by Paul @ 07/23/2004 8:03 AM EDT

The new Transformers movie might be sharing a producer with the G.I. Joe movie:
http://filmforce.ign.com/articles/532/532705p1.html

Ghosted by ME @ 07/23/2004 8:12 AM EDT

I refuse to post in this particular blog.

Ghosted by a piece of milk @ 07/23/2004 9:08 AM EDT

"They help me with my homework when I’m stuck - They help me when I’m down and out of luck.
They help me with my growing up, help my parents too.  They help me do the things that kids can do.
*kids clapping completely out of beat*
Chorus:  I’m really glad they made the children’s aid society.
I’m really glad they made the children’s aid societyyyyyy"

Anyone else still haunted by this commercial from the past?

Ghosted by dreamerawoken @ 07/23/2004 9:39 AM EDT

PappaShongo - I’ve got two words for you:

Anger Management.

hahahahaha

Ghosted by Überführer @ 07/23/2004 9:59 AM EDT

Matt, have you thought of compiling a book full of X-E goodness? Of course, it would have to span several volumes, but it would kick some serious ass. I would buy it…

Ghosted by Wills @ 07/23/2004 10:37 AM EDT

FYI: GizmoDuck’s real name was Fenton Crackshell.

I remember watching the Gizmoduck Story arc and thinking it was the coolest thing since sliced bread.

Ghosted by Cameron @ 07/23/2004 11:01 AM EDT

Gizmo Duck’s real name is Fenton Crackshell

Ghosted by Blah...blah @ 07/23/2004 11:04 AM EDT

Blast, Cameron beat me to it

Ghosted by Blah...blah @ 07/23/2004 11:05 AM EDT

YOU WILL PERISH IN FLAMES!

Ghosted by PappaShongo187'sTacos @ 07/23/2004 11:27 AM EDT

Yo man you gots ta chill.Quotin Goser the gomerian ain’t right Dun. The destructor don’t take kindly to dat BullSpit! Get some sleep Dunny. And get off dat early 90’s WWF villin shit dun. If you PapaShongo den I’m Mr. Fuji

Ghosted by Willis @ 07/23/2004 11:38 AM EDT

Fenton Crackshell my ass! What I wanna know is what was the mad doctors name from C&D’s Rescue Rangers…Anybody remember the one where Monty had to fight those footsodier lookin ninja rats in the soda factory?

Ghosted by Kane from Kug Fu @ 07/23/2004 11:43 AM EDT

Hey PappaShongo.  Why did you feel the need to post a conversation with yourself on this blog?  A handful of posts up from here he goes on a novel-size tyraid about Duck Tails and Twin Peaks, using an alter ego (Lord Satanos) to make his point.

Hey PappaS, next time you do that, dont use your email link as your second character’s name, dumbass.

Ghosted by fraggot @ 07/23/2004 12:02 PM EDT

I couldnt agree more.  Dipshit

Ghosted by Definately not fraggot @ 07/23/2004 12:08 PM EDT

What a dumbass

Ghosted by Martha Stewart @ 07/23/2004 12:21 PM EDT

Dipshit indeed, score one for fraggot now on to more pressing matters:

Behold the power of Google

Q: what was the mad doctors name from C&D’s Rescue Rangers

A: Professor Norton Nimnul

Ghosted by definately absolutely not fraggot @ 07/23/2004 12:25 PM EDT

Hey, Dude, get a LiveJournal. If it ain’t about ducks, I don’t give no fucks.

Ghosted by squee4242 @ 07/23/2004 12:31 PM EDT

No no…Just remedy the situation by saying AA Dude’s friend is as daft as a Duck.

No Offense to the Ducks, of Course.

Ghosted by Cameron T. @ 07/23/2004 12:48 PM EDT

Actually, I’m 23. But that could’ve been a discription of me. Well, almost.

Ghosted by A-wel Cruiz @ 07/23/2004 12:50 PM EDT

The name is Chango. Chango is an African "God" - better phrased as a "Loa", more a sentience than anything. In Vodun he is associated with thunder.

If you’re latino you probably remember the painting of Santa Barbara - she is a form of Chango. African’s were forced to give their gods Christian embodiments, as practice of their religion was punishable.  So saints and such can be seen to have multiple identities.

If you’re a wrestling fan, the character was played by the same wrestler who played "The GodFather" - Charles Wright - and they named him Papa Shango - also known as Kama Mustafa.

He was supposed to be a Voodoo Priest, and had his most memorable Storyline with The Ultimate Warrior (caused him to sweat green stuff). I think the character was based on "Papa Doc", François Duvalier - a ruler of Haiti, who was also a doctor (Papa DOC) and voodoo high priest. He is known for wearing the garish paintjob, and used to send out his army - the Tontons Macoutes - to kill his opponents.

That was your moment of trivia and zen for the day. Thank you.

Ghosted by dreamerawoken @ 07/23/2004 12:53 PM EDT

oh yeah — my bad.

The Tonton’s Macoutes liked duck.

and water.

Thanks again

Ghosted by dreamerawoken @ 07/23/2004 1:37 PM EDT

Has anyone seen the ad for History Channel’s "Decisive Battles" on the front page of X-Entertainment?

DAMMIT where did they get them great toys???  I want my own Roman and Greek armies to kick the boot straps out of my plain green army men.

Ghosted by dreamerawoken @ 07/23/2004 1:51 PM EDT

I would love to do research on some of my favorite Disney Afternoon shows, but I think I would rather leave them to memory.  Im just terrified of looking for some info on Talespin and accidentally finding furry porn with that female bear (Becky?) and Louie.

Ghosted by fraggot @ 07/23/2004 2:16 PM EDT

http://comingsoon.net/news.php?id=5673

Holy shit!  It’s happening!

Ghosted by Behonkiss @ 07/23/2004 2:24 PM EDT

AWESOME MAN!!! I LOVE WATER TOO!!!

Ghosted by rimmie @ 07/23/2004 2:30 PM EDT

On another note.My teacher once killed a duck.It got into his yard somehow and was probably injured by the next door neighbors dog.He decides to put it out of it’s misery.So he got got a shovel( he didn’t have a gun),and he beat it to death.Poor duck.

Ghosted by Fhydra @ 07/23/2004 2:34 PM EDT

I like the Voodoo guy from "Live and Let Die."

Cola Nut.
Uncola Nut.

Duck.
Duck.
Goose!

Ghosted by kingklash @ 07/23/2004 2:34 PM EDT

Freaking duck hater. I have a pet duck that lives in my house acts like a dog/cat and is the coolest fuc*ing pet on the planet. My pet duck says she going to bite off your freaking gonads and use them as beach balls while she is swimming. Quack quack and all that crazy shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ghosted by Daniel @ 07/23/2004 2:53 PM EDT

Somewhere in the vastness of the ‘Net, there is a Flash version of Duck Hunt that allows you to shoot the dog. 

Duck, you sucker!

Ghosted by kingklash @ 07/23/2004 4:47 PM EDT

Kudos Matt!  About time someone had the balls to come out of the closet and speak of their love of ducks and water.

Ghosted by Gozer @ 07/23/2004 5:57 PM EDT

Okay…you like ducks…and water. I dig it. Handwritin’s cool. Almost as cool as Shaq. Screw the Lakers!

Ghosted by Walks @ 07/23/2004 8:42 PM EDT

Walks-Right on!  Being from Sacramento and all, I hate shaq as well as all the Lakers!  (Well, I don’t really hate them per se, but I like to say that I do.)

Ghosted by Nate @ 07/23/2004 9:01 PM EDT

I’ll have what Matt’s smoking

Ghosted by Gnarkill @ 07/23/2004 10:11 PM EDT

Gnarkill??  My favorite song of theirs is "Handicap Handjob".

Ghosted by Chocoholic @ 07/24/2004 1:42 AM EDT

Yep.  I WOULD say that either Matt got laid or he smoked some really good shit, but considering the fact that he lives with his woman and probably gets plenty of "well you know," I’m just gonna say that he smoked some really good shit.  And to that I say "Shame on you, Matt!"

Ghosted by Nate @ 07/24/2004 1:57 AM EDT

Jesus…

Ghosted by The Yeti @ 07/24/2004 8:57 AM EDT

Sometimes you get a thought and you just have to run with it.

Ghosted by trajeal @ 07/24/2004 9:49 AM EDT

Thanks for the mention!

Ghosted by Water @ 07/24/2004 11:05 AM EDT

ill take some of that shit too…

Ghosted by bri-guy @ 07/24/2004 12:13 PM EDT

F you Nate, there’s nothing wrong with smoking the good shit! Rock on Matt!

Ghosted by Gnarkill @ 07/24/2004 12:57 PM EDT

Gnarkill likes to smoke shit?  Give that boy a Listerine cocktail from the firehose!

And here I thought ol’ Matt had just eaten some more fifteen-year-old candy.  When you assume…

Ghosted by kingklash @ 07/24/2004 2:24 PM EDT

Maybe he ate "Nads" again

Ghosted by Gnarkill @ 07/24/2004 3:19 PM EDT

Well I think they fuckin’ suck.  Woo dee doo!

Ghosted by chocoholic @ 07/24/2004 3:45 PM EDT

Hey  chocoholic what are you like 8 years old. Freaking loser!!! Ladies and gentleman we have a real live non intelligent lifeform. God threw up and  chocoholic was born forth as a burden of ignorance upon the world

moron

Ghosted by Daniel @ 07/24/2004 6:54 PM EDT

Hey Daniel, I’m 28-years-old, but who’s counting, right.  My last post was a reference to the movie where Gnarkill got his name from.  Any further questions or comments about my intelligence may be addressed to my butt. 

See, it’s ironic because Im defending my wit with a comment about my ass.  Oh well, I think I lost you anyway.

Ghosted by chocoholic @ 07/25/2004 1:49 AM EDT

I’ll go see Episode III, but I am *not* looking forward to another performance be Hayden Christiansen.  He couldnt act his way out of Princess Leia’s slave bikini.

Ghosted by fraggot @ 07/25/2004 3:25 AM EDT

Episode III - Revenge of the Sith.  Alright!

Ghosted by Rono @ 07/25/2004 12:32 PM EDT

Wow fraggot…nice metaphor or similie or whatever the hell that was. Quack.

Ghosted by Walks @ 07/25/2004 12:33 PM EDT

Thanks.  I think it was an onomatopoeia.  I’ll have to look that up.

Ghosted by fraggot @ 07/25/2004 2:47 PM EDT

What do you get when you cross choco’s owl with his Bungee cord?

Ghosted by kingklash @ 07/25/2004 3:09 PM EDT

Nice reference Chocoholic. Brandon Dicamillo is a funny motherfucker! P.S. Daniel is a clownshoe.

Ghosted by Gnarkill @ 07/25/2004 3:21 PM EDT

I did it

Ghosted by O.J. Simpson @ 07/25/2004 3:21 PM EDT

Are we being "Juiced"?

Ghosted by Gnarkill @ 07/25/2004 3:23 PM EDT

fuck fuckety fuck fuck, fuck fuck!

Ghosted by chris @ 07/29/2004 4:09 PM EDT

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