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Toddler Turtles & TMNT Mutagen!

I love these figures, and you will too. Playmates has finally unleashed the Toddler Turtles four-pack, featuring each of the Ninja Turtles as little kiddies with less painful weapons and more innocent smiles. They're really some of the best toys I've seen out there in the past few years, and if you were ever a TMNT fan, don't even bother trying to pass 'em up. I would've paid double or triple the eight bucks they ran without feeling the least bit ripped off. Okay, maybe not triple. The next article should be killer...expect it tomorrow afternoon or early Wednesday. Or never.

While we're on the subject of TURTLES, you've gotta check out this shit I found. Okay, at Toys 'R' Us or a reasonable facsimile -- you know that section of the store with all of the party favors and whatnot? The one spot you never really bother with? Well, break the code. There's something great tucked in there, and it's cheap cheap cheap. A set of four small TMNT mutagen tubs, featuring this entirely too kickass slime that's more like Play-Doh than anything you'd get out of a vending machine. You can totally mold shit outta this stuff, and it's a lot sweeter smelling than most toy slimes to boot. I know a lot of the new figures come with a much more impressive barrel of mutagen, but this is a slime of a different kind. Definitely worth hunting down.

The party favors aren't new entries, and I doubt more are being produced. If any of your local stores have it, rest assured that it's the last of their stock. In other words, get away from your computer. Get out of the house. Get in your car or on your magic flying bike. Buy the Toddler Turtles and the almost-bootleg mutagen party favors. You know it's what you want. Don't deny yourself victory.

Posted by Matt on 06/28/2004. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 108 comments

The turtles are beating up Jesus! AHHH!!

Wait, I see nothing wrong in this…

carry on.

Chestnuts roasted by Mara @ 06/29/2004 9:05 PM

I can’t help myself. I have one word for these new figures…

AWWWWWWWWW!!! ; 0 )

Chestnuts roasted by starwenn @ 06/29/2004 10:05 PM

That angry Russian bootleg wrestler that the Turtles attacked were awesome back in the day, you could rip them apart, and then interchange the parts, ah yes childhood.

Chestnuts roasted by Pete @ 06/29/2004 10:31 PM

Where did you buy the toddler turtles from? I went to toys r us to get them but they said they never had them. All the websites I go on are sold out of them. >_<

Chestnuts roasted by Tammy @ 06/29/2004 11:21 PM

As soon as I figure out my digital cam, I’ll post some pics of my Geriatric Mutant Ninja Turtles

Chestnuts roasted by Joe @ 06/30/2004 12:41 PM

Yeah, but Donatello could kick Simon’s ass hands down. I I know that Leonardo is Alvin, but is Theodore Michaelangelo???

Chestnuts roasted by Joe @ 06/30/2004 12:44 PM

Matt-Was it really 15 hours? And I’m not sure which episode that Full House reference refers to. Furthermore, I notice that in that last pic, there is a Krang without a body. I guess when the turtles were toddlers, Krang did not yet have his android body. Dammit, why didn’t the TMNT just kill him then when they could’ve and put an end to his evil reign. Or maybe he was a good guy back then. I dunno, what do you think, Matt?

Chestnuts roasted by Nate @ 06/30/2004 1:15 AM

Damn you, Matt! I just spent an hour of my 19th b-day going to 2 different Toys’R'Us to find those damn toddler toitles. The last time I bought TMNT was like 1992. But they make me go apeshit though, they are that cool.

Chestnuts roasted by Prezkot @ 06/30/2004 3:42 AM

Hey Matt, thanks for the article, you’ve made a believer out of me. I’m buying these as soon as I see ‘em. :)

And the new show is great, can’t wait til you see it. I bet I can think of one or two parts that’ll probably knock your socks off.

And about Beast Wars, would love to see a follow-up to that article you did on the Maximals that time… maybe something with the Predacons? Or toy reviews would be good.

Peace!

LBD "Nytetrayn"

Chestnuts roasted by LBD "Nytetrayn" @ 06/30/2004 5:08 AM

The Toddler Turtles look like the Turtles from the 80′s cartoon.

Chestnuts roasted by Dan @ 06/30/2004 3:36 PM

beat the shell out of him…

Haha, best part of the article!

They’re so cute and irresistible! I don’t think I’d be able to say no.

Chestnuts roasted by Mandie J @ 06/30/2004 8:18 PM

that stuff looks descusting

Chestnuts roasted by Rachel @ 06/30/2004 9:04 PM

I saw that blurb about the Japanese Ninja Turtue show, and I know that they dubbed at least some of the American cartoons into Japanese as well. I’m speaking from firsthand experience here, I watched the episode where Donatello makes that time-freezing ray. Actually, of the four Turtles, he sounded the most like his English counterpart.

Chestnuts roasted by DarkPrimus @ 07/01/2004 2:19 AM

Kickball Casey
Wouldn’t an 8 Year old Casey Jones action figure be cool? Oversized golfbag filled with halves of broken sports equipment (Property of P.S. 999), and a creepy-on-a-kid hockey mask. Oh, and a kickball, so the name fits.
Ah, the first years of his mental illness showing up.
Showing those playground bullies who’s da boss.

Ratcage Student Splinter
Splinter still as a rat but with buttons on the outside of the cage base, you can make him kick and punch. Perhaps a figure of his old master, that also does the moves, so it looks as if the rat is learning.
Despite all his rage.

Chestnuts roasted by Aconite @ 07/01/2004 2:23 AM

Were the toddler turtles the missing link in helping the Joes in Cobra Chia Plot Part 5? Now that you have them, can I have some closure?

Chestnuts roasted by sixpointsix @ 07/01/2004 8:50 AM

Babysitter Krang With:
-Mommy’s-Little-Miracle bottle of NyQuil.
-Otter*Pop Rail Cannon, to quiet thier insipid cravings of flavoered ices.
-Mutagen super-soaker to make sure any pizza they have delivered is always free. Funny, they always change into cockroaches…
-Princess Telephone to call Shredder and Bebop on Splinter’s dime. Not rocksteady, rocksteady is a little tramp.

Chestnuts roasted by Aconite @ 07/01/2004 10:06 AM

Hey… *I* have orange as my favorite color!

Chestnuts roasted by Nutsy @ 07/02/2004 12:13 PM

awwwww! It’s so cute! Kill it! Auuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!! ^_______^

Chestnuts roasted by Anna @ 07/02/2004 12:48 PM

–>> ..babies got Shell-back !!

..now i need the New Fugitoid and Tricertons and Quarry.. den me be set.. baby.. !!

Chestnuts roasted by ~tOkK @ 07/02/2004 5:37 AM

–>> :) .. that n’ tons of free advertising on http://www.mikeystmnt.com .. make tokk manic camper..

Chestnuts roasted by ~tOkK @ 07/02/2004 5:38 AM

Do they come with diapers?

Nothing worse than changing turtle diapers!

Chestnuts roasted by Strange_Speaker @ 07/02/2004 10:57 PM

I think by "Dark Horse" you were searching for "Black Sheep". Raphael is the black sheep of the turtles, right? He’s not going to sneak up and win an election.

Chestnuts roasted by Mike @ 07/03/2004 2:44 AM

I bhave shocking news,in the new show krang is…..is….is a good guy!

Chestnuts roasted by MightyStalfos @ 07/04/2004 7:17 PM

I have some first edition turtles figures in my attic, to think that I could be rich if I just didn’t open them (and for some, break them).

Chestnuts roasted by Thom Yorke @ 07/05/2004 9:44 AM

Its as if they are saying "TAKE THIS, PERVERT WRESTLER JESUS IMPERSONATOR!"

Chestnuts roasted by Gharm Kraden @ 07/07/2004 4:51 AM

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