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Fahrenheit 9/11

Caught Fahrenheit 9/11 last night. Pretty amazing stuff. The most surreal thing was seeing a film like this in the same environment where we normally chow down on popcorn and cheer when Jean Grey shows signs of her inner Phoenix. I'm not educated enough to give you an educated opinion, so I won't try. What I will say is that it's powerful. There are bits that'll come as a complete surprise (and not in a happy way) to many, but even those who've done their part to keep up with the real news will be a little taken aback at seeing it put forth this way. Some reviews I've read point to it as a mere shock piece, citing the images of gruesomely wounded Iraqis and whatnot -- let me tell you, that wouldn't even rank in my top ten in terms of the most assaulting moments. It's bias, yes, but it's the ultimate voicing of a sentiment shared by many, many people. The film's point is to paint Bush as an asshole; if not, some will certainly leave the theater thinking he's a buffoon. Moore makes points of varying validity; some you won't agree with, others will have you embarrassed for having previously believed anything different. Though at times unfairly bias and skewed, some of Moore's gathered factoids and clips simply can't be argued against. If you erase the op parts and just view the purely documentary portion, you're still left with some serious shit to think about. Moore's mission wraps up without a solid smoking gun, but there's more than enough here to sway a flighty opinion.

Posted by Matt on 06/26/2004. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 124 comments

But where can you get unbiased news these days? I usually listen to NPR, but that’s often accused of being "liberal"…

I haven’t seen the film yet, I probably will even though it will upset me. My own feelings on Mr. Moore are mixed; I agree with many things he says, but I am afraid this movie may be preaching to the choir more than anything else. Also, anything he says has to be taken with a grain of salt, since his facts don’t always check out.

One thing is certain; I do not like the way that Bush’s administration is taking this country. Feelings about the man himself aside, whether you’re political or not, we are already going to be feeling the global repercussions of this administration’s actions for years to come. Getting him out of office now is necessary to minimize the damage.

Chestnuts roasted by Shia @ 06/27/2004 2:39 AM


Most people clapped when the old lady wrapped up her speech. Also when Michael Moore gave out the private office number of… whoever. I can’t remember who it was. Everyone cheered for that part. I don’t think I’ve ever laughed and cried at one movie as much as I have at this one. Personally, I think one of the best parts of the movie was when, out of nowhere, it went to a black screen and you could just hear the sounds of 9/11 for over a minute. It was probably the most powerful part of the movie, because there was no way you could expect something like that thrown at you, especially after we’d all be laughing at Bush’s stories about his dog chasing an "armadilla."

I personally thought it was one of the best movies I’ve ever seen, as long as you step back and forget about your own opinions. At least Michael Moore is creating a movie that has a point and meaning to it, rather than everyone else, who just throw explosions – and in the case of Hellboy, for some unexplained reason, tentacles – at you. And don’t even get me started on the Passion. Plus the movie really sucked you in. Everyone was laughing and crying and cheering together at the same parts of the movie. I just loved it.

So screw everyone who didn’t enjoy it. I’ll definitely buy it when it comes out.

Chestnuts roasted by Danny @ 06/27/2004 4:24 AM


those weren’t some mere "tentacles", that shit was Cthulhu!

Chestnuts roasted by markus @ 06/27/2004 9:59 AM


ME, how can you start to gossip about Moore and then take it back…come on give up the good stuff…I don’t want the purple stuff, give me the Sunny D.

Chestnuts roasted by whitemale_98/competent soldier @ 06/27/2004 12:54 PM


I had no idea there was so much political unrest here at X-E. I thought we used the forum to discuss Transformers and rancid Hi-C. Unless someone questioned Prince Adam’s handling of Skeletor’s repeated attacks on Castle Greyskull, I wouldn’t expect this sort of response from the X-E crowd.

Chestnuts roasted by pulseczar @ 06/27/2004 2:26 PM


Yeah, a strange thing to post about, I know. I just needed a reason to collect and scan ticket stubs. This was it.

Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 06/27/2004 2:27 PM


I certainly agree with everything you’ve said, Matt, it just took me by surprise to see such a politically charged topic on the site.

Chestnuts roasted by pulseczar @ 06/27/2004 2:33 PM


You can definitely tell what site you’re on where this post gets 30 comments and the SMB flick gets 200. :)

Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 06/27/2004 2:34 PM


Moore’s just a guy who hates America and so he goes around with his little camera shooting stuff and then taking it out of context and leaving out pertinent facts that don’t fit his agenda. Yes, there is footage of Bush shaking hands with Osama Bin Laden’s family, but Moore fails to mention that Osama’s family has renounced him. If you want to hear all of the falsehoods and facts that are left out, listen to the Glenn Beck program tomorrow. Go to http://www.glennbeck.com to find an affiliate.

I haven’t seen the film yet myself. I would like to, but I don’t want to give Moore any more money that he can use to poison our country. If I go, I will buy a ticket to Harry Potter or something like that and then go into the 911 theater instead.

Chestnuts roasted by Jason @ 06/27/2004 2:38 PM


It’s understandable when Moore’s flick didn’t a large woman representing a fish.

Chestnuts roasted by pulseczar @ 06/27/2004 2:44 PM


Here’s an article I just found explaining Moore’s lies further.

http://slate.msn.com/id/2102723/

Nice point.. pulseczar. I think if they ever made a Punch-Out movie, Moore would be a nice choice to play King Hippo.

Chestnuts roasted by Jason @ 06/27/2004 2:48 PM


I ain’t even gonna walk into this. In keeping with my zodiac sign, Scorpio, I’m burrowing under the sand and waiting till it’s safe to scurry about. (dig dig dig)

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 06/27/2004 2:58 PM


I can’t get into the political ring either. Unfortunately all I know about politics I learned from MTV. I think thats why during the last presidential election I accidentally voted for Kurt Loder.

Chestnuts roasted by IncogNegro @ 06/27/2004 3:09 PM


I work at a movie theatre and saw an advanced screening of the movie, along with any other movies who decided to see it. See, the points of these screenings are supposedly that we’re supposed to check to make sure the films are ready to show to the general public, and the only test subjects are the willing employees. In truth, it’s just another way to make up for lowsy pay. If anything, I don’t have a political party. I happen to hate most political commentators who aren’t comedians, as comedians seem to be the only ones who can take politics seriously nowadays. The film was extremely powerful and moving, and although it was biased against Bush and the Iraqi war, Moore showed a strong compassion for soldiers and their family, something I did not expect from him. Some of the laughs that us theatre employees got were from the phone number, the armadillo, and one of our favorites was the montage of Bush Sr. and the Saudi Royalty meetings. Putting that portrait in the middle of it all was a stroke of genius. I happened to be sitting next to an assistant manager to the theatre, who after the movie told me that the theatre had been recieving a lot of calls along the lines of "We won’t ever come again if you show that movie" and "That movie is treason." It seems a lot of people are just being told that the movie is a certain way, like Jason here (I don’t mean to start any arguments with you personally, but you’re a keen example. You see, you mention that he doesn’t mention that Osama’s family cut off all ties with Osama, and in fact he addresses this matter in full) and so they automatically assume such. It’s kind of sickening. If this movie is political brainwash for the liberals (which it doesn’t seem to be), than it’s obvious the conservatives are stooping to the same low measures. Which is why I stay away from both sides. There’s got to be a middle ground that’s not inbetween the two.

Chestnuts roasted by Fuego @ 06/27/2004 4:02 PM


Nachokhaki-That pretty much sums it up. I guess anarchist would be too harsh of a word to use as a means of describing me.

Fuego has a view that heavily relates to mine. I find it’s better to have a middle ground and be neither outright conservative nor a so-called crazy liberal. I find that there are areas in life in which there should be no absolute rules, and areas in which there should. However, instead of having all of those that should being enforced by some government, I’d rather see a system in which they are propagated and "encouraged" by leaders and speakers. The consequences for breaking such rules would not need to be brought on by capital punishment and such, but instead would be natural consequences, which would be taught by these leaders and/or speakers.

Chestnuts roasted by Nate @ 06/27/2004 4:29 PM


I also saw F911 with a friend on Friday night. It seemed to me that Moore was only doing this to mock Bush. I mean, come on, is it really nescisary to show completely random shots of the President laughing, or even getting ready to speak on TV? Granted, some of Moore’s commentary was very humourous, some of it was completely off-topic. I realize that Moore is only tring to make a point, but the thing is that he HAD to make it humourous so that he could hold the attention of the liberals. The only other thing that I want to say if there are so many people who don’t want Bush in office, but don’t want Kerry either, why not vote for a third party candidate?

Chestnuts roasted by Steve @ 06/27/2004 4:33 PM


Matt, you just gave us the first true, non-bias review of it. Good for you. And Jean Grey.

Chestnuts roasted by Walks @ 06/27/2004 4:47 PM


Click the name, your Spader-Sense will tingle.

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 06/27/2004 5:09 PM


kingklash-the link doesn’t seem to be working, but I think I know what you’re talking about. I have a set of these figures myself, and even mentioned them on a blog last summer. I bought them at the California State Fair from some guy who was selling all sorts of flea market type stuff. I’ve seen more at the local flea market, and though about buying them. I also have another SPidey knock-off from this flea market where if you press a button on his bakc, a retarded little LED on his chest lights up. The figure is cheap, 12′" tall, and happens to be the strangest figure I own.

Chestnuts roasted by Nate @ 06/27/2004 5:42 PM


Matt-I remember sending you pics of my finding of "Spader-Man" action figures. You never responded. Damn you, Matt! j/k

Chestnuts roasted by Nate @ 06/27/2004 5:44 PM


Ok, the link worked. It’s just slow, that’s all.

Chestnuts roasted by Nate @ 06/27/2004 5:45 PM


Normally I would expect Matt to be writing deeply about things… but heck, he’s right! A non-biased review! Good for you, Matt. I don’t remember who said it, about comedians being the only ones who could be serious about politics nowadays, but it seems right! Goofy ol’ Matt turns out the only review of this movie I’ve seen that actually reviews it as a movie, and not a political piece.

Chestnuts roasted by Freezair @ 06/27/2004 5:46 PM


Matt, I’m terribly sorry, I hope this doesn’t break the blog (but it IS your fault for starting, however inadvertantly, a political discussion on X-E):

BUSH QUOTES! All gleamed from dubyaspeak.com

I think I’ve answered the question, and yes, [Arnold Schwarzenegger] would be a good governor, as would others running for governor of California. Like you, I’m most interested in seeing how the process evolves. It’s a fascinating bit of political drama evolving in the state — in the country’s largest state.
– Alaska is the country’s largest state, followed by Texas (Dubya’s state), followed by California, Crawford, Texas, Aug. 13, 2003

I appreciate so very much the Prime Minister, Jean Chretien, for joining us here. He has been a steadfast friend. I really enjoy dealing with him on a personal basis. He’s a plain-spoken fellow, with a good sense of humor. Probably won’t go too good up here in Canada, but he’d be a great Texan.
– It would go even better if you were in Canada, Dubya, Detroit, Michigan, Sep. 9, 2002

And today, I’m informing the prime minister that we’re lifting the travel ban on Turkey.
– Which would have been a good thing if there had been a travel ban in the first place; unfortunately for Dubya, there wasn’t, press conference with Turkish prime minister, Jan. 17, 2002

Over 50 percent of our energy comes from overseas. Fortunately, a lot of it comes from Canada.
– Apparently an invisible ocean separates the U.S. and Canada, town hall forum in Ontario, California, Jan. 5, 2002

DUBYA: So what state is Wales in?
CHURCH: It’s a separate country next to England.
DUBYA: Oh, okay.
– Exchange between Dubya and Welsh teenage singing sensation Charlotte Church, as reported in MSNBC, Oct. 30, 2001

Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better.
– In press conference with Canadian PM, and apparently forgetting about the country wedged between Canada and Mexico, Sept. 24, 2001

We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, and we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease.
– Warsaw, Poland, June 15, 2001

Most people in Arkansas know where Texas is, and all the people in Texas know where Arkansas is.
– Insulting Arkansas in front of a group of Arkansas schoolchildren, Little Rock, Mar. 1, 2001

Vice President mentioned Nigeria is a fledgling democracy. We have to work with Nigeria. That’s an important continent.
– Presidential debate, Winston-Salem, North Carolina, Oct. 11, 2000

DUBYA: Because the picture on the newspaper. It just seems so un-American to me, the picture of the guy storming the house with a scared little boy there. I talked to my little brother, Jeb–I haven’t told this to many people. But he’s the governor of–I shouldn’t call him my little brother–my brother, Jeb, the great governor of Texas.
JIM LEHRER: Florida.
DUBYA: Florida. The state of the Florida.
– The NewsHour With Jim Lehrer, PBS, April 27, 2000

I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It’s pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California.
– In Los Angeles as quoted by the Los Angeles Times, April 8, 2000

This is an historic times.
– Yes this is… Denver, Colorado, Jun. 1, 20

This is historic times.
– A repeat performance of this odd expression, heard also on Oct. 8, 2003, Washington, D.C., May 20, 2004

There is no doubt in my mind that this country cannot achieve any objective we put our mind to.
– Oops. Buffalo, New York, Apr. 20, 2004

We can outcompete with anybody.
– We can? Cool. Bay Shore, New York, Mar. 11, 2

I’m honored to, uhh, shake the hand — of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein. Ummm, I’m with sssix other Iraqi citizens, as well, who suffered the same fate. Uhh, they are examples of the — brutality, uhh, of the tyrant.
– Granted, I think those words were chosen intentionally, but should they have been? And to be honest, he doesn’t sound particularly honored, either, White House, May. 25, 2004

In the health care category, we have two winners: Baptist Hospitals in Pensacola, Florida — I was wondering whether if we called it Pentecostal Hospitals, we’d be — Saint Luke’s Hospital, in Kansas City, Missouri.
– A rare occasion where Dubya catches himself about to go off on a tangent, and stops, Arlington, Virginia, Mar. 9, 2004

We can compete with anybody — at least, I think so.
– Well, as long as Dubya thinks so… Washington, D.C., Mar. 16, 2004

Congress wouldn’t act, so I signed an executive order — that means I did it on my own. It says we’re going to open up billions of dollars in grant money competition to faith-based charities.
– In case you missed it, you just witnessed Dubya indicate that he knows better than Congress what to do with billions of dollars, Los Angeles, California, Mar. 3, 2004

One of the most meaningful things that’s happened to me since I’ve been the governor — the President — governor — President. Oops. Ex-governor. I went to Bethesda Naval Hospital to give a fellow a Purple Heart, and at the same moment I watched him — get a Purple Heart for action in Iraq — and at that same — right after I gave him the Purple Heart, he was sworn in as a citizen of the United States — a Mexican citizen, now a United States citizen.
– Wow, Jan. 9, 2004

The world is more peaceful and more free under my leadership.
– Dubya, President of the World, White House, Oct. 28, 2003

I glance at the headlines just to kind of get a flavor for what’s moving. I rarely read the stories, and get briefed by people who are … probably read the news themselves.
– How reassuring, Dubya’s interview with Brit Hume on Fox News Channel, Washington, D.C., Sep. 21, 2003

I think it’s interesting. I’m a follower of American politics.
– Dubya’s reponse when asked about Arnold Schwarzenegger running for governor of California, Crawford, Texas, Aug. 8, 2003

I’m the master of low expectations.
– You said it, Dubya, aboard Air Force One, Jun. 4, 2003

I said you were a man of peace. I want you to know I took immense crap for that.
– Dubya really classing up his conversation with Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon, as reported on Jun. 3, 2003 in the Washington Post and elsewhere

I was the guy that said they [the U.N.] ought to vote. And one country voted — at least showed their cards, I believe. It’s an old Texas expression, show your cards, when you’re playing poker. France showed their cards.
– Dubya again claiming Texan sovereignty over a common expression, Lajes, Azores, Mar. 16, 2003

DUBYA: I’ll answer some questions.
REPORTER: I have one question for President Bush, and a second question for President Havel. President Bush, you have said some lofty words here. The Czech Republic…
DUBYA: I said some what?
REPORTER: Lofty words.
DUBYA: No one has ever accused me of being a poet before, but thank you.
– Nobody’s accusing you of being a poet here, either, Dubya, Prague, Czech Republic, Nov. 20, 2002

I know something about being a government. And you’ve got a good one.
– Bentonville, Arkansas, Nov. 4, 2002

I know something about being a governor, and I know what it takes to get elected.
– Write your own joke. Manchester, New Hampshire, Oct. 5, 2002

And I appreciate so very much the honorary degree you’re conferring upon me today. I’m delighted that George Steinbrenner is receiving one as well. I guess we’re both being honored as legends of baseball — legends, at least, in our own minds.
– This is a classic Dubya maneuver: comparing himself to someone important to enhance his own stature, then finishing the job with a backhanded compliment to that famous person, Ohio State University commencement address, June 14, 2002

That’s what happens when you are over 55.
– Explaining his inability to remember all three parts of a three-part question, and also apparently forgetting that he is still 55 years old, while his counterpart Jacques Chirac (who looked understandably quizzical upon hearing the remark) is 70, press conference with French President Jacques Chirac, Paris, France, May 26, 2002

I’m so honored that people came down from Tallahassee to say hello to Jeb’s little — big brother.
– By which he means himself, Daytona Beach, Florida, Jan. 30, 2002

But as I said, if he was mistreated because of his ethnicity, I’m going to be plenty hot. That means angry.
– Dubya offers real-time Cliff’s Notes for his speech patterns, meeting with Alan Greenspan, Jan. 7, 2002

There are a couple of cows waiting for me. You know, when I first got back from Washington, it seemed like the cows were talking back. But now that I’ve spent some time in Crawford, they’re just cows.
– Revealing disturbing facts about his brain chemistry in Town Hall Forum on Economy, Ontario, California, Jan. 5, 2002

My friends allege that I showed up in a Nixon mask one year and that another time I dressed as Mahatma Gandhi in a toga that looked like a diaper by the end of the night.
– Giving Americans a reason to elect him president in his 2000 autobiography "A Charge to Keep", p. 135 (His not being able to remember these incidents should have raised more flags than it did)

But all in all, it’s been a fabulous year for Laura and me.
– A fabulous year despite deadliest terrorist attacks in American history; makes one wonder what would constitute a bad year, Dec. 21, 2001

You’re the kind of guy I like to have in a foxhole with me.
– Interesting comment made to Russian President Putin, White House, Nov. 13, 2001

REPORTER: Mr. President, have you been tested for anthrax?
DUBYA: I don’t have anthrax.
REPORTER: So you’ve been tested, sir?
DUBYA: I don’t have it.
– Dubya demonstrating how not to answer a question, Oct. 23, 2001

One of the interesting things to do is drink coffee and watch Barney chase armadillos. The armadillos are out, and they love to root in our flower bed. It’s good that Barney routs them out of their rooting.
– Describing his Texas ranch life to Judy Keen, USA Today, Aug. 22, 2001

I realize that on July 4, you had the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders. I recognize I don’t look quite as pretty — but I am from Texas.
– Statement hopefully not meant as a come-on, to U.S. troops at Camp Bondsteel, Kosovo, July 24, 2001

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency.
– Shockingly candid assessment of what he didn’t bring to the table in the 2000 election made to Swedish Prime Minister Goran Persson, Gothenberg, Sweden, June 14, 2001

I’ve coined new words, like, "misunderstanding" and "Hispanically".
– Radio-Television Correspondents Association dinner, Washington, D.C., Mar. 29, 2001

They misunderestimated me.
– Bentonville, Arkansas, Nov. 6, 2000

I come from a different generation from my Dad.
– It would have been kind of tricky otherwise, Apr. 27, 2000

Turn that thing off! Turn it off!
– "Easygoing" Dubya barking orders at friends who are watching a Saturday Night Live spoof of him, Dec. 2, 2000

Listen, I’m just as shocked as you are that I’m sitting here talking about the presidency.
– Interview with Jim Lehrer, News Hour with Jim Lehrer, Apr. 27, 2000

I’d probably say foolish things.
– When asked what would happen if he took a drink today, apparently without any intended sarcasm, The Washington Post, July 25, 1999

Do as I say and not as I did.
– When governor of Texas, Dubya proposed a $9 million initiative to persuade young Texans to hold off on sex until marriage. This was Dubya’s answer when asked whether he had abstained from pre-marital sex

I killed a killdee. …I thought it was a dove.
– "Killdee" is the colloquial form of "killdeer", a bird listed as a protected species that Dubya shot with a borrowed 20-gauge shotgun on the opening day of dove season, for which Dubya received a misdemeanor fine of $130, Houston Chronicle, Sep. 2, 1994

One’s dead and one’s alive.
– Dubya’s answer when asked to explain the difference between a killdee and a killdeer, Houston Chronicle, Sep. 2, 1994

I want the folks to see me sitting in the same kind of seat they sit in, eating the same popcorn, peeing in the same urinal.
– Explaining his choice to sit "among the fans" when involved in management of the Texas Rangers, interview with Time Magazine, 1989

You know I could run for governor but I’m basically a media creation. I’ve never done anything. I’ve worked for my dad. I worked in the oil business. But that’s not the kind of profile you have to have to get elected to public office.
– Dubya in 1989

I shared a story the other day during a press conference where I talked about a dinner I had with Prime Minister Koizumi of Japan. And we’re eating Kobe beef. I don’t know whether it’s grown here in Minnesota or not, but it’s real good.
– Ummm, no it’s called Kobe beef because it comes from Kobe, Japan. Minneapolis, Minnesota, Apr. 26, 2004

Secretary of State Powell and Secretary of State Rumsfeld, and a number of NATO defense and foreign ministers are exploring a more formal role for NATO.
– Oops. Prime Time Press Conference #3, White House, Apr. 13, 2004

We’ve had a great weekend here in the Land of the Enchanted.
– Dubya expressing his appreciation (and detailed knowledge of) the "Land of Enchantment" — New Mexico, Albuquerque, New Mexico, May 12, 2003

The law I sign today directs new funds and new focus to the task of collecting vital intelligence on terrorist threats and on weapons of mass production.
– At the signing of the September 11th Commission Bill, Washington, D.C., Nov. 27, 2002

I’m thrilled to be here in the breadbasket of America.
– Ah yes, the sprawling wheatfields of California, Stockton, California, Aug. 23, 2002

Of course, I like to remind people that Washington is full of all kinds of numbers crunchers. They talk about this number here, and that number there.
– Birmingham, Alabama, July 15, 2002

Get me Pootie-Poot on the phone!
– Dubya’s way of requesting a telephone conversation with Russian President Vladimir Putin, as reported in May 27, 2002 issue of Time

And so, in my State of the — my State of the Union — or state — my speech to the — nation, whatever you wanna call it, speech to the nation — I asked Americans to give 4,000 years — 4,000 hours over the next — of the rest of your life — of service to America. That’s what I asked. I said 2 — 4,000 hours.
– The medicine seems to be wearing off, Bridgeport, Connecticut, Apr. 9, 2002

I appreciate Lieutenant Governor Judi Kell for being here. Great to see you again, Judi.
– Genuine expression of appreciation (?) offered to Connecticut’s Lieutenant Governor – Jodi Rell, Bridgeport, Connecticut, Apr. 9, 2002

For those of you out there who are interested in participating, I want you to call up this number, 1-800-USA-CORPS, or to dial up on the Internet, http://www.citizencorps.gov.
– The correct phone number is 1-877-USA-CORPS (the one Dubya mentioned is the toll-free number for AppleOne Employment Services Inc. of Glendale, California), Knoxville, Tennessee, Apr. 8, 2002

We’re in for a long struggle, and I think Texans understand that. And so do Americans.
– Texans and Americans are apparently completely separate entities, El Paso, Texas, Mar. 21, 2002

Let me see if I can put this into English, or Texan.
– I think we’d settle with "intelligible", remarks at Albers Manufacturing, O’Fallon, Missouri, Mar. 18, 2002

Neither in French nor in English nor in Mexican.
– Dubya’s way of declining to answer reporters’ questions at the Summit of the Americas, Québec City, Canada, Apr. 21, 2001

This is Preservation Month. I appreciate preservation. It’s what you do when you run for president. You gotta preserve.
– Speaking during Perseverance Month at Fairgrounds Elementary School in Nashua, N.H. As quoted in the Los Angeles Times, Jan. 28, 2000

And I call upon the Iraqi people to reject violence, band together to insist that the country move toward a peaceful tomorrow. Iraq is changing for the better. I mean, look at the soccer team.
– Yes, he’s actually pointing to the success of the Iraqi national soccer team as progress in Iraq, Washington, D.C., May 20, 2004

Because we acted, torture chambers are closed.
– Only to open again… Prairie Du Chien, Wisconsin, May 7, 2004

Iraqis are sick of foreign people coming in their country and trying to destabilize their country.
– Said without any hint of irony, Washington, D.C., May 5, 2004

Because we acted, torture chambers are closed.
– Only to open again… Prairie Du Chien, Wisconsin, May 7, 2004

Iraqis are sick of foreign people coming in their country and trying to destabilize their country.
– Said without any hint of irony, Washington, D.C., May 5, 2004

Marching for war doesn’t instill a lot of confidence in the future.
– I hear that, Dubya, Washington, D.C., Feb. 19, 2004

More Muslims have died at the hands of killers than — I say more Muslims — a lot of Muslims have died — I don’t know the exact count — at Istanbul. Look at these different places around the world where there’s been tremendous death and destruction because killers kill.
– Yes, he’s absolutely right: killers do kill, Washington, D.C., Feb. 18, 2004

What the country needs is a leader who speaks clearly.
– Dubya inadvertently talks himself out of a job, Kalamazoo, Michigan, May 3, 2004

Probably the best reason to put me back in there is so that Laura has got four more years as the First Lady.
– You said it Dubya, not me, Prairie Du Chien, Wisconsin, May 7, 2004

See, one of the interesting things in the Oval Office — I love to bring people into the Oval Office — right around the corner from here — and say, this is where I office.
– Dubya "officing" in the White House, Washington, D.C., Feb. 18, 2004

I’m a war president. I make decisions here in the Oval Office in foreign policy matters with war on my mind.
– Ain’t that the truth? On NBC’s "Meet the Press", Feb. 8, 2004

It’s not a dictatorship in Washington, but I tried to make it one in that instance.
– Chilling way to describe his executive order making faith-based groups eligible for federal subsidies, New Orleans, Louisiana, Jan. 15, 2004

You said we’re headed to war in Iraq — I don’t know why you say that. I hope we’re not headed to war in Iraq. I’m the person who gets to decide, not you.
– Discounting the roles of Congress and an inquisitive press in order to look tough in front of a reporter (and avoid answering the question), Crawford, Texas, Dec. 31, 2002

I want to thank all my citizens for coming.
– Lord Dubya thanks his loyal subjects, Northern State University, Aberdeen, South Dakota, Oct. 31, 2002

I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself, but for predecessors as well.
– Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2001

We’re concerned about AIDS inside our White House — make no mistake about it.
– Washington, D.C., Feb. 7, 2001

If this were a dictatorship, it’d be a heck of a lot easier… just so long as I’m the dictator.
– During his first trip to Washington as President-Elect, Washington, D.C., Dec. 18, 2000

If I’m the president, we’re going to have emergency-room care, we’re going to have gag orders.
– Candidate George W. Bush

I’m a decisive person…. I’ll read. I won’t read treatises. I’ll read summaries.
– Explaining his notion of "Cliff’s Notes" leadership to the National Journal, 1999

HILLER: "Can you name the president of Chechnya?"
DUBYA: "No, can you?"
HILLER: "Can you name the president of Taiwan?"
DUBYA: "Yeah, Lee."
HILLER: "Can you name the general who is in charge of Pakistan?"
DUBYA: "Wait, wait, is this 50 questions?"
HILLER: "No, it’s four questions of four leaders in four hot spots."
DUBYA: "The new Pakistani general, he’s just been elected, not elected, this guy took over office. It appears this guy is going to bring stability to the country and I think that’s good news for the sub-continent."
HILLER: "Can you name him?"
DUBYA: "General. I can’t name the general. General."
HILLER: "And the prime minister of India?"
DUBYA: "The new prime minister of India is – (pause) No."
Then Bush hit back.
DUBYA: "Can you name the foreign minister of Mexico?"
HILLER: "No sir, but I would say to that, I’m not running for President."
– Showing his extensive knowledge of world politics and capacity to accept criticism, or not, when questioned by Andy Hiller, political correspondent for WHDH-TV, Nov. 3, 1999

[John Kerry is] up to $1.9 trillion so far, of new promises. And we got a long way to go in the campaign. Pretty easy to stand up in front of people and say, well, I promise you this, and I’ll spend that, and then it begins to mount up after a while. So the question is, how is he going to pay for it?
– Comment made against the backdrop of the $7.1 trillion national debt, $1.4 trillion of which has accrued on his watch, Prairie Du Chien, Wisconsin, May 7, 2004

He’s going to tax all of you.
– Dubya on John Kerry, sounding pretty silly unless Dubya is planning to unilaterally outlaw all taxes, Washington, D.C., Mar. 23, 2004

See, free nations do not develop weapons of mass destruction.
– I wonder if Dubya is going to try and rewrite the history of the 20th century to agree with this statement, Washington, D.C., Oct. 8, 2003

History has called the United States into action, and we will not let history down.
– Apparently we owe history a war, Grand Rapids, Michigan, Jan. 29, 2003

I don’t believe we can afford to have a League of Nations again.
– The irony of this statement is that the League of Nations failed in part because the U.S. refused to join (respect) it. I guess history does repeat, after all. Washington, D.C., Oct. 3, 2002

You know, I don’t think there’s ever going to be an end to evil.
– Stating the obvious with conviction, Barbara Walters interview, Dec. 4, 2001

And my personal favorite…

FINK: When you’re talking about politics, what do you and [your father] talk about?
DUBYA: Pussy.
– Interview with David Fink of the Hartford Courant at the Republican Convention, 1988

That does it… I’m moving to Canada.

Chestnuts roasted by Left-wing Nutjob @ 06/27/2004 6:09 PM


Okay. Very brief and to the point.

Chestnuts roasted by Fraggot @ 06/27/2004 6:45 PM


Left-wing Nutjob-I go to school in Canada! Good luck getting a job there as an American.

Chestnuts roasted by Nate @ 06/27/2004 7:25 PM


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