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What’s inside Jason’s Kinder Egg?

CH CH CH CH CH...

Take a STAB at it, oh ho ho ho. That's right. Guess. The answer will be posted tomorrow. Here's a clue:

Origin of one whose coolest clothes were alive.

Posted by Matt on 06/17/2004. E-mail me!

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One of those spider rings.

Chestnuts roasted by VK @ 06/18/2004 2:04 PM

"Very obviously, it’s MC Hammer’s talking cartoon shoes "

Please….never mention those damn shoes again, this is the second time this year somebodies mentioned those damn shoes, and twice is far too many if you ask me.

Chestnuts roasted by Mr. S @ 06/18/2004 2:43 PM

Either one of SCTV’s "Hungry Dude" dinners or one of the Olsen Twins.

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 06/18/2004 3:01 PM

I guess, theorhetically, the Chia could be inside the egg. His clothes… er, fur… I mean, spouts? used to be alive, but by now are probably crispy char-flakes. How the chia got inside the egg – I don’t know. The power of the Chia knows no bounds.

Chestnuts roasted by trajeal @ 06/18/2004 4:48 PM

I love Gnar Kill. My favorite song of theirs is "Handicap Handjob"

Chestnuts roasted by IncogNegro @ 06/18/2004 5:19 PM

Look, its clearly Cory Haim… honestly any other answer is just plain silly. I like silly

Chestnuts roasted by Mengelarxs @ 06/18/2004 6:54 PM

One of those dinosaurs that get big when you add water!

Chestnuts roasted by Bri @ 06/19/2004 4:23 PM

It’s a newt!

Chestnuts roasted by Ryan @ 06/21/2004 5:40 AM

It’s Eugene Dinsmore’s house keys. Y’know how tards…er, I mean the mentally handicapped…always wear their house keys on a string around their neck? Well, Eugene must’ve dropped his and somehow they ended up in that egg.

Chestnuts roasted by Vanilla Gorilla @ 06/21/2004 12:18 PM

I’m guessing M.C. Hammer’s talking shoes.

Chestnuts roasted by Jeremiah @ 06/21/2004 1:42 PM

I hope it’s a box of Pudding Pops, and that he’s in a sharing mood!

Yeah I don’t know.

Chestnuts roasted by jjgoreha @ 06/22/2004 1:24 PM

Inspector Gadget. Believe me on this one. His clothes were sort of ‘alive’.

Chestnuts roasted by AngeFaitore @ 06/22/2004 4:02 PM

ABC Gum. It’s Already Been Chewed!

Chestnuts roasted by Beachball @ 06/22/2004 9:54 PM

No, wait. Maybe it’s salt for his wounds! Mhahahahahahaha!

Chestnuts roasted by Beachball @ 06/22/2004 9:56 PM

Ch ch ch ch ch …Matt, I so thought this was another of your awesome Transformers blog entries…

Jason can’t transform he shouldn’t make the transforming noice…is all I’m saying… as for a guess…

Is it a goaly’s mask?

Chestnuts roasted by Destron @ 06/23/2004 11:49 AM

Monkeys.

Chestnuts roasted by Gryden @ 06/23/2004 5:58 PM

i got a scrooge mcduck once, so ill say a scrooge mcduck, duck tales ruled another time i got a pink panther, now all they got in them are cars or a train.

Chestnuts roasted by danny j @ 06/24/2004 3:28 PM

"Ch ch ch" sounds just like the first half of Jason’s "theme"…you know, those breathy sounds that appear whenver a bush moves in the films:
‘Ch ch ch, ahh ahh ahh’
"Jason XI – The Obscene Phone Calls" doesn’t sound like a box office hit, though.

Oh all right – I’ll make a guess while I’m at it. Stan Lee’s shrunken head. Why not?

Chestnuts roasted by Northerner @ 06/28/2004 8:34 AM

umm do all of you realize that Matt answered what was in Jason’s Kinder Egg on the 18th blog post??

Chestnuts roasted by Corey @ 06/29/2004 12:31 PM

Did I miss the post? Because what’s in there is EVIL, PURE EVIL, I tells ya

Chestnuts roasted by Saphellus Gephallus @ 06/29/2004 1:17 PM

The chocolate on Kinder eggs makes your fingers greasy so you cant put the lil stickers on the toys rite.

Most of my Duck tales ones were eyeless cos o that too… shame.

Chestnuts roasted by Gerardo Atomico @ 06/30/2004 5:46 AM

the casette player making the ”ch ch ch” noise :B

Chestnuts roasted by Ian @ 10/19/2004 7:11 AM

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