"Very obviously, it’s MC Hammer’s talking cartoon shoes "
Please….never mention those damn shoes again, this is the second time this year somebodies mentioned those damn shoes, and twice is far too many if you ask me.
Ghosted by Mr. S @ 06/18/2004 2:43 PM EDT
Either one of SCTV’s "Hungry Dude" dinners or one of the Olsen Twins.
Ghosted by kingklash @ 06/18/2004 3:01 PM EDT
I guess, theorhetically, the Chia could be inside the egg. His clothes… er, fur… I mean, spouts? used to be alive, but by now are probably crispy char-flakes. How the chia got inside the egg – I don’t know. The power of the Chia knows no bounds.
Ghosted by trajeal @ 06/18/2004 4:48 PM EDT
I love Gnar Kill. My favorite song of theirs is "Handicap Handjob"
Ghosted by IncogNegro @ 06/18/2004 5:19 PM EDT
Look, its clearly Cory Haim… honestly any other answer is just plain silly. I like silly
Ghosted by Mengelarxs @ 06/18/2004 6:54 PM EDT
One of those dinosaurs that get big when you add water!
It’s Eugene Dinsmore’s house keys. Y’know how tards…er, I mean the mentally handicapped…always wear their house keys on a string around their neck? Well, Eugene must’ve dropped his and somehow they ended up in that egg.
Ghosted by Vanilla Gorilla @ 06/21/2004 12:18 PM EDT
I’m guessing M.C. Hammer’s talking shoes.
Ghosted by Jeremiah @ 06/21/2004 1:42 PM EDT
I hope it’s a box of Pudding Pops, and that he’s in a sharing mood!
Inspector Gadget. Believe me on this one. His clothes were sort of ‘alive’.
Ghosted by AngeFaitore @ 06/22/2004 4:02 PM EDT
ABC Gum. It’s Already Been Chewed!
Ghosted by Beachball @ 06/22/2004 9:54 PM EDT
No, wait. Maybe it’s salt for his wounds! Mhahahahahahaha!
Ghosted by Beachball @ 06/22/2004 9:56 PM EDT
Ch ch ch ch ch …Matt, I so thought this was another of your awesome Transformers blog entries…
Jason can’t transform he shouldn’t make the transforming noice…is all I’m saying… as for a guess…
Is it a goaly’s mask?
Ghosted by Destron @ 06/23/2004 11:49 AM EDT
Monkeys.
Ghosted by Gryden @ 06/23/2004 5:58 PM EDT
i got a scrooge mcduck once, so ill say a scrooge mcduck, duck tales ruled another time i got a pink panther, now all they got in them are cars or a train.
Ghosted by danny j @ 06/24/2004 3:28 PM EDT
"Ch ch ch" sounds just like the first half of Jason’s "theme"…you know, those breathy sounds that appear whenver a bush moves in the films:
‘Ch ch ch, ahh ahh ahh’
"Jason XI – The Obscene Phone Calls" doesn’t sound like a box office hit, though.
Oh all right – I’ll make a guess while I’m at it. Stan Lee’s shrunken head. Why not?
Ghosted by Northerner @ 06/28/2004 8:34 AM EDT
umm do all of you realize that Matt answered what was in Jason’s Kinder Egg on the 18th blog post??
Ghosted by Corey @ 06/29/2004 12:31 PM EDT
Did I miss the post? Because what’s in there is EVIL, PURE EVIL, I tells ya
Ghosted by Saphellus Gephallus @ 06/29/2004 1:17 PM EDT
The chocolate on Kinder eggs makes your fingers greasy so you cant put the lil stickers on the toys rite.
Most of my Duck tales ones were eyeless cos o that too… shame.
Ghosted by Gerardo Atomico @ 06/30/2004 5:46 AM EDT
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One of those spider rings.