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X-E meets the World’s Smallest Woman at the Carnival!

You won't believe your eyes in the two-page spectacular, X-E Visits The Carnival. Once a year, my local mall's parking lot is converted into one of the most makeshift amusement parks a person could see, featuring everything from broken rides to shitty prizes, but above all else...THE WORLD'S SMALLEST WOMAN. There's a lot to see in this incredible tale of goldfish-winning and Spidey-hunting, so grab yourself ten gallons of life-giving liquid and prepare for a trip down one of the strangest lanes yet to be featured on the site.

Posted by Matt on 06/14/2004. E-mail me!

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But really i DO wonder if that guy is stuck in the hall of mirrors still! hmm…

Chestnuts roasted by Caitlin @ 06/25/2004 9:54 PM

Kudo to Matt for going to the crappiest carnival in NYC. Thank to the damn carnival I haven’t been able to the SI mall for a while. I don’t want any freaky slack jaws and soccer moms with smelly loud kids roaming the mall.

Chestnuts roasted by Don Salvator @ 06/26/2004 4:11 PM

Went to the carnival today, the rides were OK, seem to be "intact" and well staffed. However, some of the "employees" seem odd, I was wondering how many of them I would see tonight on "America’s Most Wanted" with John Walsh? And the incessant hawking for the balloon with the dart ripoffs was madening. I especially liked the girl who was running the water game where the balloon bursts after you shoot sufficient quantities of water at it—she had the "come on" rehearsed and had one foot up on the shelf picking her toes while looking down and talking into her headset with her "canned" shpiel. A classic moment if I ever saw one. Upon leaving, I saw paper signs hung up asking for "tear down" help for Sunday June 27th @ $ 7.00 / hr. Gotta luv it!!

Chestnuts roasted by Big Al @ 06/27/2004 12:22 PM

Far Fuckin Out. Now to see the other side of it go to: http://www.carnivalwarehouse.com/mcw/

Chestnuts roasted by WestCoastPat @ 07/13/2004 1:14 AM

Dude, that was a riot! I saw that woman about 8 years ago in upstate NY. I took my then 6 year old daughter in with me and it FREAKED her out! That was too awesome!

Chestnuts roasted by DJZac @ 07/13/2004 12:10 PM

Dude, that was a riot! I saw that woman about 8 years ago in upstate NY. I took my then 6 year old daughter in with me and it FREAKED her out! That was too awesome!

Chestnuts roasted by DJZac @ 07/13/2004 12:10 PM

My god, I can’t believe I just read 150 odd comments. When will this jigger-pokery ever stop???

Chestnuts roasted by Tigra @ 07/14/2004 9:39 AM

Hope you have fun with the Bull Shit, keep it up…We laugh everytime you post something, But you anit seen shit if you anit seen the Hairest man on EARTH at the WEST VIRGINIA STATE FAIR. He is a LOCAL in WV….And looks like he’s kin to an Ape.
Carni 4 life

Chestnuts roasted by Carni @ 09/08/2004 1:32 AM

Holy crap! I’ve seen this same "World’s smallest woman" as a child. She’s been at it for 15 years at least.

Thank you for a flashback in my childhood.

BTW if it’s the same horse then it’s actually a huge freakin rat, not a horse.

Chestnuts roasted by Michael @ 09/12/2004 4:18 PM

Holy crap! I’ve seen this same "World’s smallest woman" as a child. She’s been at it for 15 years at least.

Thank you for a flashback in my childhood.

BTW if it’s the same horse then it’s actually a huge freakin rat, not a horse.

Chestnuts roasted by Michael @ 09/12/2004 4:22 PM

Due to spending my summer back home on a dial-up connection, I missed this gem of an article. So I’m guessing no one’s gonna read this.

As others have mentioned previously, everyone seems to go to the NY State fair in Syracuse every summer. The best part of them? Sangria Slushies!!!! Fingerlakes wine in slushie form. I miss Fingerlakes wine.

Chestnuts roasted by Jeff Mack @ 10/06/2004 11:55 AM

suck me if your a goth ill smack you silly with my nine inch knacker

Chestnuts roasted by D Rob @ 10/12/2004 5:52 AM

i know a rodger rabbit

Chestnuts roasted by D Rob @ 10/12/2004 6:00 AM

daenna is my bitch and she knows it raaaaargh

Chestnuts roasted by D Rob @ 10/12/2004 6:04 AM

Holy shite, that’s great. What’s with the alcoholic in the chicken suit on the Wall of Mirrors mural?

Chestnuts roasted by Cigar @ 02/15/2007 10:28 PM

It’s strangley amusing reading old comments.

Chestnuts roasted by David @ 09/16/2009 9:15 PM

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