Monthly Archives: June 2004

Six Flags: Mr. Six!

He’s a pop culture icon in the making, and we don’t know a dang thing about him. “Mr. Six,” the dancing star of Six Flags’ new nationwide ad campaign, has lit the country on fire with his unique blend of … Continue reading

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Coca Cola C2.

I stopped drinking regular soda a few years ago (if I’m going to eat bad stuff, I’d rather it be chips), but who can resist the chic new cans of Coke’s “C2” — the cola for the carb-conscious? Slicing all … Continue reading

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Toddler Turtles & TMNT Mutagen!

I love these figures, and you will too. Playmates has finally unleashed the Toddler Turtles four-pack, featuring each of the Ninja Turtles as little kiddies with less painful weapons and more innocent smiles. They’re really some of the best toys … Continue reading

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The Wayne’s World “NOT!!” Dice Game!

The NOT! Dice Game hit store shelves in 1992 and quickly cornered an untapped market of “Wayne’s World” obsessed Yahtzee enthusiasts. In that statement alone we learn why only four copies of the game were ever produced, two of which … Continue reading

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Fahrenheit 9/11

Caught Fahrenheit 9/11 last night. Pretty amazing stuff. The most surreal thing was seeing a film like this in the same environment where we normally chow down on popcorn and cheer when Jean Grey shows signs of her inner Phoenix. … Continue reading

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Super Mario Bros. — The Movie!

Here’s my extremely scatterbrained review of Super Mario Bros., the 1993 film that took more than a few liberties with its video game subject matter. Here’s a surprise: I absolutely did not hate this movie. It’s ridiculous and stupid, but … Continue reading

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Jell-O Pudding Pops are BACK!

It’s a short article that was more suited to be a blog entry, but it was just too big of an occasion to resist: Jell-O Pudding Pops are back! This probably isn’t big news to most of you here; I’ve … Continue reading

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What’s inside Jason’s Kinder Egg?

CH CH CH CH CH…

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Friday the 13th Part IV: The Final Chapter.

It’s my new favorite movie this week. The latest article details my ten favorite parts from Friday The 13th Part IV: The Final Chapter, a movie well-liked by hardcore Jason enthusiasts, but probably deserving of a bit more attention from … Continue reading

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You’re the Superbowl of self-abuse.

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