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Shrek Crap: Volume IV!

In what for the good of mankind must be the last Shrek-related article to ever appear on this site, I present the fourth and final installment of Shrek Crap Our last look at the ogre's massive attack on everything sold everywhere includes his revamp of Milton Bradley's Operation, a wacky dress-up kit and a Play-Doh set that lets children create & mutilate Shrek's teeth just for the Hell of it. The movie's out now and doing extremely well. Is it because it's really funny or because everyone ate the green popcorn?

Posted by Matt on 05/25/2004. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 168 comments

They also have Shrek Dunk-a-roos with green icing and Shrek cookies

Chestnuts roasted by Bus Hecksong @ 05/25/2004 10:44 PM

Oh, they’re actually planning TWO new Shreks. We’ll have green popcorn quadraniually until 2012!

http://www.tiscali.co.uk/news/pa/photos/galleries/20030828/0828/medium/3.html

Chestnuts roasted by Piscez @ 05/25/2004 11:17 PM

And so ends Shrek’s reign of terror on X-E. ‘Twas a good run. :)

Btw Matt, the comments link on the article leads to the TMNT pudding pies entry. Fixeroo?

Chestnuts roasted by Wes @ 05/25/2004 11:47 PM

Shrek 3 will be even worse..

Chestnuts roasted by Cyanyde @ 05/26/2004 12:38 PM

Burn in hell, Shrek.

Chestnuts roasted by Trent @ 05/26/2004 3:46 AM

Has Shrek 3 been confirmed? I’d hate to see the media blitz that would come with that. You’d have the White House painted green, and the president dressed as Shrek… not a pretty thought.

Chestnuts roasted by Patrick, Ace Doorknob Salesman @ 05/26/2004 3:57 AM

I’m afraid ’tis true. Shrek 3 and 4 are comin’ for you. Shrek weapons of mass destruction are in the works as well. Shrek adult diapers and hunry man breakfast soon to follow.

http://www.ropeofsilicon.com/moviearticle.php?artID=414

Chestnuts roasted by Blah...blah @ 05/26/2004 9:35 AM

They put way too much effort into all this crap. I was at the grocery store yesterday and there was a big swinging mechanical Puss-in-boots swinging over bottles of Sierra Mist.

Chestnuts roasted by Cobra Soldier #18 @ 05/26/2004 9:48 AM

The cinerama dome in Hollywood had the ENTIRE theater covered by Shrek’s head.
http://galella.wireimage.com/GalleryListing.asp?navtyp=gls=1=6==63148

Chestnuts roasted by Sweetie @ 05/26/2004 10:18 AM

I’ve seen that swinging Puss-in-Boots display as well. It’s in the front of the store I work at every day. My guess is, as soon as the hype for Shrek 2 dies out, it’s gonna be changed into Spiderman swinging over some Dr. Pepper.

Chestnuts roasted by Number5 @ 05/26/2004 10:36 AM

The next person to post is an idiot.

Chestnuts roasted by alfonso the bat @ 05/26/2004 11:33 AM

:(

Chestnuts roasted by a piece of milk @ 05/26/2004 11:33 AM

Yay for the Hulk Pinata!!

Saw Shrek 2- it wasn’t bad, but it would have been a LOT funnier if they hadn’t put most of the good stuff into the trailers and other advertisements. Or if I hadn’t seen them so many times already. :(

"Wonderfully absurd, it may just be the strangest Play-Doh item ever made."- maybe, but I’d say that the Play-Doh George Foreman grill thakes the cake.

Chestnuts roasted by Rainbowfeet @ 05/26/2004 11:47 AM

The next five people to post will have fame and fortune and fuzzy kitties and pancake breakfasts and all the women will marry men who are tall and handsome and look like Abraham Lincoln and all the guys will marry girls who are tall and pretty and look like Wonder Woman.

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 05/26/2004 11:51 AM

Well, yay! We dont get nearly half as much of this Shrek shit here in the u.k. The last time we got completely blitzed with this crap was for Finding Nemo. Anyways, cant wait for spidey 2,even tho 1 sucked in my opinion, but im a comicbook geek so ho-hum.

Chestnuts roasted by -->oscam<-- @ 05/26/2004 12:20 PM

Yee-Haw! Wonder Woman is lasso-ing the syrup as I speak!

Chestnuts roasted by Blah...blah @ 05/26/2004 12:21 PM

i dont think anyone mentioned the video game.. since i work at a game store i get 30,000 kids screaming at their parents "GIMME SHREK 2 GAME OR I’LL SET YOUR HOUSE ON FIRE!"..
and i ate the shrek swirl ice cream too, but im pregnant so i have a semi legitamate reason to eat the multicolored flavor disaster with those soggy candycoated rice krispies.
all of this makes me dread walking to the store for a cherry coke. shrek makes me icky.

Chestnuts roasted by KittyToast @ 05/26/2004 12:24 PM

I’m only posting because King made me. I like fuzzy kitties. Oh and Sean it’s cool to see that I am not the only Calgarian. Go Flames Go.

Chestnuts roasted by Gabbylicious @ 05/26/2004 12:26 PM

That Etch-a-Sketch disturbs me. It looks like the ears move…BUT WHAT DO THEY DO?!?!?!?!

Chestnuts roasted by Seth Christenfeld @ 05/26/2004 12:28 PM

I haven’t seen Shrek 2 yet. I’m waiting for all the little kids to see it so I’m not stuck in a theater with hundreds of stinky kids and their parents. So maybe I’ll see it by the end of next year.

Operation always scared me as a kid. I finally got my dad to take out the battery that makes the buzzer go so I wouldn’t freak out and throw the board every time the tweezers hit the edge. I had poor cordination as a child.

Chestnuts roasted by Stacey @ 05/26/2004 1:35 PM

i saw Shrek 2 last night. it wasnt terrible, I liked it. However that dentist thing has officially forced me to question the existence of god.

Chestnuts roasted by julia badtouch @ 05/26/2004 3:21 PM

Hey gang! Guess what I got in my box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch today? Not one, but TWO Shrek watches! And…THEY GLOW IN DA DARK! IN THE DARK I TELL YOU!!! Whoo! oh yeah…uh-huh…it’s my’h birt-dey….shake muh booteh! whoop-whoop! <—-(idiot)

Chestnuts roasted by donkey turds @ 05/26/2004 3:22 PM

I’m just glad I’m not the only one that finally couldn’t play Operation anymore due to fear of the buzzer. Shot my nerves all to hell and destroyed my dreams of becoming a surgeon.

Chestnuts roasted by Orin @ 05/26/2004 3:39 PM

Holy crap. Did you see the Shreks coming out of the roof of Burger Kings? I’ve seen three!

Chestnuts roasted by rtjrj @ 05/26/2004 4:09 PM

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