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Shrek Loves Stamps & The Scary Movie Poll.

Well I'll be! Thanks to those who posted about Shrek's biggest victory of all: a partnership with the United States Postal Service. It's nuts and I still couldn't give less of a shit about the movie, but jeez, archiving the insanity sure is a lot of fun. Speaking of which, I picked up two larger Shrek items for review, but that'll have to wait for the weekend.

In fact, everything else will basically have to wait till the weekend, too. Got some schtuff to do this week, I'll tell ya about it later. I wonder if I'm having surgery? Anyway, this'll be a cold week in terms of the full length articles, but I'm going into the trenches prepared with enough materials to keep the blog rolling. On deck for tomorrow night right here is a small tribute to something cold, sweet and somehow Mexican.

Meantime, let's get another survey going. What's the scariest movie you've ever seen? I'm not talking so much about retrospect: what's the most you've ever been scared by a movie, even if later viewings didn't pack the same kinda punch? For various reasons, some illegal, my pick is always gonna be Jacob's Ladder. Not joking when I say that the film fucked me up for months, with brought-on complexes ranging from fears of mirrors, trains, passing cars and generally any open empty space. You need the right environment to really collect the feelings this one is capable of throwing at you, but when the mood's right, it's just damned disturbing and relentless. Your turn, in the comments.

Posted by Matt on 05/10/2004. E-mail me!



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There are a few things that stuck with me.

When I was 5 or 6, I saw Watcher in the Woods and was creeped out by the blindfolded girl Karen whispering and reaching out in that house of mirrors!

I saw the part where the Alien bursts out of the chest of that guy in Alien when I was 7. the first time I saw such a sickening bloody scene. I couldn’t eat dinner after that. I was most disturbed by the guy moaning, screaming and writhing in pain and the first blood exploding from his chest, more then the actual bursting part.

at age 9 in 1985, my friends rented Ghostbusters and right after the Librarian showed her ugly side, I stayed in the kitchen!

The movie that gave me the creeps as an adult was Sixth Sense, in particular the boy shot in his head and the moment the women ghost in the housecoat passes by the door. It makes me feel as though I could look into my dark hallway and see someone not normal standing there!

Chestnuts roasted by rmjoots @ 05/12/2004 2:16 AM


shrek was at the post office today in the form of a cardboard display advertising priority mail evelopes. he had no presence at quizno’s thankfully. Toasty flatbreads are the best!!

Chestnuts roasted by heeloyd @ 05/12/2004 4:04 AM


When I was about 6 or so there was an episode of Amazing Stories with a dude in it and every time he looked in the mirror he saw some guy behind him.
Each time the guy behind him was closer and closer until he is right in the back seat of the dude’s car at the end.

I hate mirrors…

Chestnuts roasted by Cyanyde @ 05/12/2004 4:26 AM


The emergency broadcast system. That freaked me out. I would always run out of the room when that came on.

Chestnuts roasted by Yashiro @ 05/12/2004 4:46 AM


The movie with Nicole Kidman i think it was Others…when the kids were running from the maid and butler and ran into the graves which had the peoples name which were chasing them gave me the chills. matter of fact it still makes me sick thinkin about it.
/hides

Chestnuts roasted by Jason @ 05/12/2004 5:59 AM


Back when I was like… Three/four years old, I watched Friday the 13th Part 3(I think). There’s this bit towards the begining, after the initial "killing spree" (read: I’d just watched a number of people killed in a number of ways) with some "suprise scare." A rabbit jumping out onto the screen. Well, at that moment I burst out crying and my mom stops the tape. Calms me down and asks what was wrong.

I was scared the bunny was going to get killed.

More recently… just the thought of From Justin to Kelly…. *shudders*

Chestnuts roasted by JasonA @ 05/12/2004 6:12 AM


Heeloyd, the movie that scared you so badly was probably Coppola’s Dracula, which came out around the same time as Muppet Christmas Carol.

Every once in a rare while HBO busts out that old intro, and for some reason everytime I catch it seems like a momentous occasion, like I’ve just watched some rare astronomical event.

Chestnuts roasted by Hellpop! @ 05/12/2004 6:24 AM


Tremors was definitely the scariest. I think I was 4 when it came out (wasn’t it 1990?) and that big ass worm scared the shit out of me. Like when the little snake things came out of the ground to feel around and whenever they did like the underground thing to show it chasing someone…scary 14 years ago, but damn funny now.

Chestnuts roasted by Kappin @ 05/12/2004 7:25 AM


Haven’t really been "scared" by any movie…more like freaked out. Pet Cemetary was pretty freaky…as well as Sleepwalkers (which was more sick than scary).

While waiting for Matt’s next Chia Plot installment, this should tide you over for a while: http://www.homestarrunner.com/cheatcommando.html

Even if you’re not a fan of Homestar Runner, it’s a pretty clever and funny GI Joe parody.

Chestnuts roasted by The Dragon @ 05/12/2004 7:28 AM


Children of the Corn was scary, that stupid little ringleader kid always scared me, never liked to go to the country after that… Ooh, Sometimes They Come Back was scary too for me, the part where the tarot cards slice open the chicks face… ughhh…

Chestnuts roasted by BettieBoo @ 05/12/2004 8:14 AM


Actually, you know what is always scary, HILLBILLIES.

Chestnuts roasted by BettieBoo @ 05/12/2004 8:16 AM


Actually, you know what is usually always scary, HILLBILLIES.

Chestnuts roasted by BettieBoo @ 05/12/2004 8:17 AM


Sixth Sense never actually scared me… definitely a great movie, but not really scary. I dunno, maybe ’cause I guessed the big secret halfway through. Oh well. But to whoever mentioned the Thriller video- totally agree, I’d forgotten all about that. I saw the initial sequence when MJ turns into a werewolf and got so scared I couldn’t watch the rest. (Too bad, I’m sure I would’ve enjoy the dancing zombies.) I was always most scared of werewolves as a kid, and to this day can’t understand how anyone could be afraid of vampires instead. (Seriously, a tiny bite in the neck, after which you live forever, or getting eviscerated? Even as a kid, I was waaaay too logical.)

So am I really the only one here who’s seen "The Last Broadcast"? (Not surprising; I think my Mom had to special-order it for Christmas a few years ago.) Man, you guys are missing out. I actually liked the Blair Witch Project when it first came out (and was scared), but man, the story of 2 radio hosts and a supposed psychic who go looking for the Jersey Devil in the Pine Barrens — and the actual revelation of what really happened to them, rather than just a guy standing in a corner — just blows it out of the water. And the BWP people admitted to having watched it before making their movie, too… ripoffs.

Chestnuts roasted by The Lucky One @ 05/12/2004 9:49 AM


I’m going to have to agree with Matt on Jacob’s Ladder… that is one masterful, fucked up movie–one of my favorites. I hope I’ll be able to change my answer to Silent Hill in the near future…

Matt, I don’t know if you have access to a Playstation or a PS2, but if you liked Jacob’s Ladder, I think the Silent Hill series would be right up your alley. It’s very heavily influenced by JL, very cerebral, and it’s about the best argument (in my opinion) for the video game as a new artistic medium.

Uh, close second? Event Horizon. I saw it while I was in theaters (with the sound turned up really loud). That is one messed up film, I tell you what.

Oh, and when I was a lot younger, Killer Klowns from Outer Space bothered the shit out of me. It still scares me today, for entirely differnet reasons.

Chestnuts roasted by Night_Trekker @ 05/12/2004 9:59 AM


Rhinestone -
Rocky singing country – ’nuff said.

Chestnuts roasted by Joe @ 05/12/2004 11:05 AM


The bit at the end of Raiders of the Lost Arc scared the crap out off me, with the opening of the arc of the covenant opening and all those spirt type things coming out killing the Nazis.
And someone earlier said the tunnel scene in Willy Wonka is edited out on tv, well not on English T.V.

Chestnuts roasted by Gorm @ 05/12/2004 12:04 PM


Pink Flamingos didn’t scare me, per se, but it was probably the most disturbing movie I’ve seen. The funny thing was that they didn’t have a copy of it in any of the video rental places around here, but surprisingly my university’s library had it. However, they don’t loan their non-print media out; you have to go to a row of cubicles with dvd players and a tv and watch it there. People can pass by you and see what your watching, which is okay when your a music major and you’re watching Amadeus or something, but with Pink Flamingos I think you need some privacy. During the most "interesting" scenes, I had to keep stopping it while people walked by. An interesting time, all around.

Chestnuts roasted by Yep @ 05/12/2004 12:08 PM


Ok, add a Grand Wizard Mini-Me to the mix, singing his little music-video song. Great, now a song by They Might Be Giants is running through my brain.
Where your eyes don’t go
A filthy scarecrow waves his broomstick arms
And does a parody of each unconcious thing you do.
When you turn around to look
He’s gone behind you,
On his face he’s wearing your confused expression.
Where your eyes don’t go…

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 05/12/2004 12:10 PM


Geez I guess IT scared a lot of people! I love that movie! But Tim Curry’s googley eyes are a bit freaky in that movie.

Chestnuts roasted by Jenner @ 05/12/2004 1:03 PM


Last Broadcast and Blair Witch fans should try to find a BBC "documentary" called Ghostwatch. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0200659/ My British cousins told me I would love it and are sending me a copy.

Cyanyde, Amazing Stories had some great episodes. I looked up the episodes and here is my favorite spooky episode with Bill/Grasshopper starring:
http://www.scifi.com/amazing/season_02.html
Thanksgiving
Eighteen-year-old Dora is miserable living in an isolated desert town with her dour stepfather, but their discovery of mysterious "hole people" in a dried-up well changes each of their fates by Thanksgiving Day.
David Carradine (Calvin), Kyra Sedgwick (Dora Johnson)

Chestnuts roasted by Richard @ 05/12/2004 1:28 PM


In The Mouth of Madness did a number on me. It gives a glimpse of what it may be like to be insane. If everyone around you is acting insane…then maybe they aren’t and you are the crazy one…That got to me. The scene that freaked me out the most was when he kept waking up over and over. Stuck in a dream loop. That is scary.

Chestnuts roasted by Stilewalker @ 05/12/2004 1:33 PM


I just thought of another scene from a movie that freaked me out. I was watching House from the popular House Quadrilogy (House 1 and 2 are by far the best) and there is a scene where a beautiful girl reaches under a table to pick something up and when she comes back into the camera view, she is a hideous monster. My friend and I jumped so bad that he accidently shut off the TV and the room went dark. We briefly freaked out, turned the lights back on and then laughed histerically for the next 10 minutes as the adrenaline slowly left our systems.

Chestnuts roasted by Stilewalker @ 05/12/2004 1:37 PM


Definately ‘The Ring’

The zombie girl in the black dress walking out of that well…*shiver*

even the parody they made of her in Scary Movie (3?) freaked me out

All those stiff joints and black tangled hair

I barely remember Poltergeist, I only know that it freaked me out and gave me nightmares when i watched it. Should rent that and see if it still has the same effect.

Chestnuts roasted by -Jen- @ 05/12/2004 1:44 PM


Stilewalker- that thing about the guy waking up over and over, stuck in a dream loop, sounds a lot like what happens to one character in the first Sandman collection, Preludes and Nocturnes. (Every time he wakes up from a horrible nightmare, he finds out that he’s actually in an even worse one… and then another… and another…) Definitely recommended to anyone who’s a fan of horror; the first story arc samples, issue by issue, various different popular styles of horror.

Chestnuts roasted by The Lucky One @ 05/12/2004 1:47 PM


I got this movie kairo and I haven’t been able to get past the first 5 minutes, its one of those super creepy japanese movies http://www.midnighteye.com/reviews/kairo.shtml plus that dude from Phantasm allways scared the crap out of me

Chestnuts roasted by dr mindbender in a speedo @ 05/12/2004 1:58 PM


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