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A Christmas Story 2: Ralphie Goes To Hell.

Ralphie from A Christmas Story makes a devilish deal in Ralphie Goes To Hell, a wild thrillcoaster that'll take the ovaltine drinkin' holiday icon straight to the lair of Pinhead and the Cenobites. It's not the Chia Plot, but hey look new article.

I'll be back in a bit, with a super jumbo-sized blog entry. It's actually a full length article that I'm pulling off deck. Just didn't think there's enough to it to warrant the main page treatment, but that's part of what this section is for, ain't it? It ain't? By the way, I have fleas.

Posted by Matt on 05/04/2004. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 96 comments

Cameron, are you sure it’s the entire first season? The only old school ninja turtles DVD I can find on the internet is just the first 5 episodes, along with 4 episodes that never aired on TV. Is this the one you’re talking about?

Click my name for the link.

Chestnuts roasted by Beerstalker @ 05/05/2004 2:36 PM

hooray for matt!

Chestnuts roasted by lfkhgf @ 05/05/2004 3:29 PM

K, this was insanely good stuff. I loved the small touches, like the girls grabbing at Barbie’s crotch. Also, I hope I’m not the only one who noticed the father in his last pic.

Chestnuts roasted by Eraser @ 05/05/2004 3:31 PM

WTF?
It’s nice to know that Matt still plays with his action figures :)
I didn’t know there was a series of A Christmas Story figures.

Chestnuts roasted by AngeFaitore @ 05/05/2004 4:40 PM

that was soooo goood matt.. good job mista mista!

Chestnuts roasted by nelson @ 05/05/2004 4:46 PM

I noticed it too Eraser, but I’m surprised noone else has mentioned it yet.

Chestnuts roasted by Beerstalker @ 05/05/2004 4:48 PM

I think the ol’ Dad switcheroo was obvious for most people… and the rest just don’t want to admit they missed it.

Chestnuts roasted by Nachokhaki @ 05/05/2004 5:00 PM

Great article Matt. I was surprised that I didn’t see Cobra’s jet/bus in the background with Zartan yelling at Frack about giving him wrong directions…either way it still rocked and keep up the good work.

Chestnuts roasted by Tim @ 05/05/2004 5:00 PM

Ha ha ha ha……..ha! Hell….Ralphie…Ovaltine…ha!!!

Fuck Kenneth Branagh!!!

Chestnuts roasted by Don't Touch, Willy. @ 05/05/2004 5:50 PM

The head switch was right up there with the best B-movie or Twilight Zone endings. "And there, hanging from his butt, was a hook! BOOGABOOGA!"

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 05/05/2004 6:10 PM

That was disturbing and odd. I loved it!

Chestnuts roasted by The Dragonrider @ 05/05/2004 6:21 PM

A Christmas Story and the other Summer vacation story with separate actors performing are actually chapters out of a book from one man’s life. He’s also done shorts about his time with his dad at a Chicago Cubs game. Funny book, yet I can’t recall the name of it. . .

Chestnuts roasted by Mugzy. . . @ 05/05/2004 6:28 PM

You need to do something with those Simpsons action figues. That would be awesome! BUT FIRST, you need to finish the Chia Plot thing.

Chestnuts roasted by West @ 05/05/2004 7:50 PM

That "Can I have a shotgun" dialogue needs to be preserved for generations yet to come…

Chestnuts roasted by Creature SH @ 05/05/2004 9:05 PM

Matt, I’ve been reading your site for years, and I’m so disappointed that you’ve never mentioned 8-Bit Theatre Party over at http://www.nuklearpower.com.

Fans of the very first Final Fantasy, yes, the 8-bit NES version that was going to be the last game that Square ever produced (hence the name), really should check this out. It’s got everything – evil Black Mages, swordchucks, Garland…

Matt – not doing a plug here – that’s some funny s–t over there at 8-Bit Theatre…almost as funny as your Mumm-ra/Snickers bit from eons ago (I haven’t laughed that hard since the last time I…). Actually, you’d probably be my first pick to play Black Mage in the movie conversion (probably coming in 2007 at this rate).

Chestnuts roasted by DragonJay @ 05/05/2004 10:14 PM

I wasn’t much of a FF guy so I never really got into NP, but I’ve seen the site and have a great respect for what that guy has accomplished. (that’s the same site with the sprite comic, aye?)

Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 05/05/2004 10:52 PM

The Mumra/snickers/wilykit comment was priceless!

Is Wilykit the ultimate warrior? Or a snickers bar? Hurhurhur. Otherwise, why bother with chiaplots? I think even Matt doesn’t know who the ultimate warrior will be… thats why he’s stalling! Hah! I shall have to Invent a plot for him starring my little ponies and dismembered heman toys! Hah!

Chestnuts roasted by eminentfreak @ 05/06/2004 10:36 AM

That was one of the funniest things I read in the last 15 minutes. Keep up the good work.

Chestnuts roasted by pwalk @ 05/06/2004 10:49 AM

Yep, South Africa is a whole other country…. It’s 4:44pm as I speak, so whoa, weird aint it? Monchichi’s were sortof like monkey things from waaaay back, a cartoon with spinoff cuddly toys. Mustve been what, 20 years ago? Had theme song like "Way up in de trees live da mon-chi-cheees, Monchichi means happ-pi-ness, MON!" There was a revival about 10-ish years ago, cute little animated critters hanging from branches. Anyone else remember animated Ewoks episodes? Loved em. And the Wuggles.

Chestnuts roasted by eminentfreak @ 05/06/2004 10:52 AM

I’m 21. I vaguely remember the Ewoks animated series. I remember one where they had to put an invisible potion on themselves to keep hidden from some bad guys. That’s about it.

Chestnuts roasted by CasinoRoyale @ 05/06/2004 2:05 PM

i can’t believe i just read all of that… and found it so entertaining! lol.

Chestnuts roasted by shebasfire @ 05/06/2004 2:59 PM

the first time i saw "an x-mas story" was when i was seven or eight — it freaked the living daylights out of me (probably since there were random people wearing costumes and what not…plus the guy w/ the coon hat was scary as hell). they did a 24 hr movie marathon of "an x-mas story" which was fine the first time around…

random note–saw old skool transformers coloring book at an antique store the other day (which is odd since one would never expect to see something like that…)

i’m going to miss shrek two over the summer (will be out of the country…oh well) i suppose it might be a good thing…

Chestnuts roasted by happybunnydemon @ 05/06/2004 3:17 PM

Matt – Great post as always. BTW, there really is an actual Christmas Story 2. I tried watching it once, but I couldn’t. I would love to see you rip into that one. Keep it up brutha!

P.S. – I know you’re digging necaonline.com, but I found http://www.darkfigures.com and it rules. They actually have a Jason figure from part 2 as well as PAMELA VOORHEES. Both are pre-orders. Check it out. Peace & Grease!!

Chestnuts roasted by FreaqSho @ 05/06/2004 6:40 PM

yea…christmas story 2..i doubt it..i know the world may be full of sequels but i doubt any1 would go that far to get money..anyway great page .keep up the good work:D

Chestnuts roasted by Mr.Fun @ 05/06/2004 10:09 PM

Did you know A Christmas Story is actually a sequel on its own? It was a sequal to an odd little movie called "Just like Dad"(I think that was the title). Same actors…younger…interesting. Its on the Disney channel once every like three years. Sad, but I saw it on once. The kid goes fishing and has wars with tops against other kids at school.

Anyway, this was pretty good Matt!

Chestnuts roasted by G.I. He-man @ 05/06/2004 11:22 PM

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