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A Christmas Story 2: Ralphie Goes To Hell.

Ralphie from A Christmas Story makes a devilish deal in Ralphie Goes To Hell, a wild thrillcoaster that'll take the ovaltine drinkin' holiday icon straight to the lair of Pinhead and the Cenobites. It's not the Chia Plot, but hey look new article.

I'll be back in a bit, with a super jumbo-sized blog entry. It's actually a full length article that I'm pulling off deck. Just didn't think there's enough to it to warrant the main page treatment, but that's part of what this section is for, ain't it? It ain't? By the way, I have fleas.

Posted by Matt on 05/04/2004. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 96 comments

"We just got in a shipment of Monchichis."

Shoutout! Whoo!

Scut Farkus was played by Zach Ward, who went on to play Dave, the brother, on Titus. I love useless trivia.

Chestnuts roasted by trajeal @ 05/05/2004 9:28 AM

Did anyone else notice who was hiding behind the wood in one of the pics?

Chestnuts roasted by Cold Milk @ 05/05/2004 9:29 AM

Scott Schwartz, A.K.A. Flick was straight up doing porn.

Chestnuts roasted by Stilewalker @ 05/05/2004 9:37 AM

Funny Shiznit!

Chestnuts roasted by The King Lion @ 05/05/2004 9:47 AM

I agree that Flick was posing for porn, no girl could resist that tongue. Since I’m already talking about sex, I figure it’d be ok so make fun of Matt’s milky balls…

Chestnuts roasted by ANdrew @ 05/05/2004 9:48 AM

Crap me a new brain, it’s Cenobite time! YAY! CENOBITES RAWK! The "Barbie" one is from the first Hellraiser… one of the originals. And the Chatterer is my favorite! Bravo!

Chestnuts roasted by Nachokhaki @ 05/05/2004 9:56 AM

Yeah, I saw those guys behind the Hell-Crating… a possible hint at the promised continuation of the Chia Plot? I hope so…

Chestnuts roasted by SilvaKrown @ 05/05/2004 10:08 AM

I thought I was the only one who cared about and cherished A Christmas Story. Everytime I see the VHS that we used to tape it off TV I get a little bit nostalgic. The leg lamp…but Ralphie’s fantasy of coming home blind was a little disturbing. It still is.

Chestnuts roasted by CasinoRoyale @ 05/05/2004 10:23 AM

Chia Part 5?

Chestnuts roasted by sixpointsix @ 05/05/2004 10:42 AM

Matt, you’re an f’n genius!

GI’s in hell?

Matt what r u cookin up?

Also, Shrek was a really good movie and I’ve tried those fruit snacks and they ain’t bad either.

Chestnuts roasted by J-Dog @ 05/05/2004 11:21 AM

Not just posing for porn, ANdrew. He an actual porn star. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0777432/

I didn’t really like Shrek. We’re a Finding Nemo sort of bunch, here.

Chestnuts roasted by trajeal @ 05/05/2004 11:31 AM

Went back and saw the Joe’s. Hee!Tittle! Guffaw!

Sneaky Joe’s.

Chestnuts roasted by trajeal @ 05/05/2004 11:34 AM

I saw a 1/2 scale leg lamp in a catalog once. Ragile, must be Italian.

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 05/05/2004 11:34 AM

The take on Ralphie’s boxer nose must be in part II.

I own this movie on DVD. Does this make me cool? Or, a dork? Only Matt knows…

Chestnuts roasted by trajeal @ 05/05/2004 11:37 AM

A Christmas Story is my favorite movie ever, even above the original SW trilogy and the Gremlins flicks. So no, definitely not dorky to own the DVD.

Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 05/05/2004 11:40 AM

Actually, there really was a sequel to A Christmas Story. It had two names, one of which was My Summer Story, and the other being It Runs In The Family. It had 99% different actors, and took place in the summer sometime after Christmas Story. Not nearly as good as the first, but it had a few moments (namely Randy’s fishing experience).

Here it is on Amazon:

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/6304413408/qid=1083772174/sr=8-1/ref=pd_ka_1/002-3711605-5291267?v=glance&s=video&n=507846

Chestnuts roasted by a piece of milk @ 05/05/2004 11:50 AM

Commander Frack?…..

Chestnuts roasted by FireFly @ 05/05/2004 12:02 PM

It is six pm in South Africa now, so hi matt, I’m going to bed soon… major headache MADE WORSE BY LACK OF CHIA PLOT!!!!! Dammit Who is the ultimate warrior? Panthro? It has to be Panthro! AA rulz, bru. PS shipment of monchichis was nice touch! We don’t have any nice action figures here… I had a plush monchichi as a child… My brother stole it… Monchichi’s belong in a small wooden crate allegedly made to look like hell. Ha. Ha. Bet u’re having breakfast right now, so I’m about to have supper. Snarf and gravy, with veg. Yumyumyum. G’night.

Chestnuts roasted by eminentfreak @ 05/05/2004 12:08 PM

We watched Christmas story in school in grade four but the teacher turned it off when ralphie said "fuck."
I still have not seen the end.

Chestnuts roasted by lemmywinks @ 05/05/2004 12:43 PM

More like lunchtime here in EST.

Didn’t the baby Macauley Culkins play Ralphie and Randy in It Runs In The Family? A disappointment, although the plots surrounding the parents were pretty good (tax time, the gravy boat).

Chestnuts roasted by trajeal @ 05/05/2004 12:43 PM

South Africa…… it’s like a whole other country.

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 05/05/2004 12:44 PM

The kid who plays Flick joined the porno industry because he found that he could do more than stick his tongue to a pole. Then again, maybe not…

Chestnuts roasted by CasinoRoyale @ 05/05/2004 12:46 PM

Oh, yeah – do the figures come w/ the Bumpus’ dogs and the Christmas duck? Cuz that would just rule.

It’s good to know I am officially non-dorky. Whoo!

Rent it, lemmywinks. It’s worth the $5.

My five year old daughter caught a snake in our backyard. His name is Bob and is right now in an aquarium in the kitchen. I think Bob is giving me the stink eye.

Chestnuts roasted by trajeal @ 05/05/2004 12:47 PM

You are such a fudging teast Matt! Not only do you make an action figure drama, when you know I’m setting my dreams on Chiaplot (note, that I will never have a best day ever because you ruined the one I predicted!)But I saw what was happening behind that crate! It’s just cruel. It’s not fair… Don’t we deserve it? Haven’t we been good? I tell you what, If you give me the Chiaplot I’ll umm…. well I don’t know, probably something involving the robots that came in boxes of OJs cereal for some inexplicable reason, or probably the ghostbusters episode where Larry Storch Guest starred, (Ghost Busters, not The Real Ghost Busters.) Aww cmon man, be a pal.

Chestnuts roasted by Trippy the 8th Dwarf @ 05/05/2004 1:36 PM

Hmmm… very nice. Yes, very nice. Good Work, Matt. I’d be curious how long it takes you to put together something like that?

Chestnuts roasted by The Return of Long Duck Dong @ 05/05/2004 1:55 PM

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