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A Christmas Story 2: Ralphie Goes To Hell.

Ralphie from A Christmas Story makes a devilish deal in Ralphie Goes To Hell, a wild thrillcoaster that'll take the ovaltine drinkin' holiday icon straight to the lair of Pinhead and the Cenobites. It's not the Chia Plot, but hey look new article.

I'll be back in a bit, with a super jumbo-sized blog entry. It's actually a full length article that I'm pulling off deck. Just didn't think there's enough to it to warrant the main page treatment, but that's part of what this section is for, ain't it? It ain't? By the way, I have fleas.

Posted by Matt on 05/04/2004. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 96 comments

Finally… i got sick of those stupid Tamagotchi’s glaring at me when i opened the main page. FOIST POST!

Chestnuts roasted by Gooble74 @ 05/04/2004 11:37 PM

Man you got to be fucked up to make a Hellraiser/Christams story crossover. Good job Matt!

Did any of those hellraiser figures come with the puzzle box?

Chestnuts roasted by Bright Noah @ 05/04/2004 11:49 PM

Pinhead does. There’s also a full-sized (but cheap, as it comes in parts) puzzle box for sale on its own.

Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 05/04/2004 11:50 PM

On a completely unrelated topic, Matt have you seen the new Peanut Butter Toast Crunch cereal? Definitely deserves an article or a blog entry or something.

Chestnuts roasted by Luap @ 05/05/2004 12:11 PM

Thers’s an interesting egg in one of the pictures. Look close.

Chestnuts roasted by Coke @ 05/05/2004 12:33 PM

Ahh.. A Christmas Story and Pinhead.. finally united *snif* what a perfect world!

Chestnuts roasted by hugsnstuff @ 05/05/2004 12:58 PM

So… where is the Barbie cenobite from? One of the direct to video movies I haven’t seen yet? Ditto on the females.

I have to get the puzzle box, I’ve always wanted one, woo.

Chestnuts roasted by marioshoku @ 05/05/2004 1:22 AM

Ahhhhh…….How refreshing to see a story about Ralphie going to Hell. God knows how many times i’ve seen A Christmas Story. Sometimes I wish Scott Farkas could just beat the shit out of Ralphie. Speaking of Scott Farkas, do they make a Scott Farkas figure?

Chestnuts roasted by phunqsauce @ 05/05/2004 1:46 AM

can’t go wrong when combining the powers of hell and a family Christmas favorite…though i have been wondering when we are going to get the next installment of cobra’s chia plot…or as i like to call it…the greatest mini-series since the autobots came across the dinobots

Chestnuts roasted by self-proclaimed @ 05/05/2004 1:49 AM

Whoa. That was messed up.

Oh BTW, the first Season of the Original TMNT cartoon is now on DVD. 10 bucks at Walmart.

Chestnuts roasted by Cameron @ 05/05/2004 2:04 AM

Cameron-That’s awesome. I know what I’m doing as soon as i get back home to CA on the 7th.

Anyway, great job Matt. I’ve always loved A Christmas Story, and Hellraiser ain’t bad either. Furthermore, Ralphie does in fact belong in Hell because he lied to his mom after he shot his eye out (sort of).

However, don’t think for one moment that this is gonna get you off the hook. You still owe us the exciting conclusion to Cobra Chia Plot.

Chestnuts roasted by Nate @ 05/05/2004 2:46 AM

phunqsause- it’s not "Scott Farkas," it’s "Scut Farkus."
Don’t believe me? Look it up here:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085334/

Chestnuts roasted by Nate @ 05/05/2004 2:51 AM

phunqsause- it’s not "Scott Farkas," it’s "Scut Farkus."
Don’t believe me? Look it up here:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085334/

Chestnuts roasted by Nate @ 05/05/2004 2:52 AM

phunqsause- it’s not "Scott Farkas," it’s "Scut Farkus."
Don’t believe me? Look it up here:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085334/

Chestnuts roasted by Nate @ 05/05/2004 2:53 AM

Fuck. I gotta take HTML all over again.

Just enter this URL: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085334/

Chestnuts roasted by Nate @ 05/05/2004 2:55 AM

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085334/"> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085334/

Chestnuts roasted by Nate @ 05/05/2004 2:56 AM

There, I did it. I guess I’m not such a dumbass after all.

Chestnuts roasted by Nate @ 05/05/2004 2:56 AM

I’m not sure I would have known that was Ralphie unless you’d pointed it out. My first guess would have been a Young Jim Gaffigan figure. Then I’d have to figure out why there are any Jim Gaffigan figures at all, let alone a Young Jim Gaffigan.

I’m gonna shut up and read the thing now.

Bye.

Chestnuts roasted by ChaosMonkey @ 05/05/2004 3:05 AM

awesome. the monchichis were a nice touch

Chestnuts roasted by valarie @ 05/05/2004 3:32 AM

Awesome job! Very funny stuff! BTW Great site!

Chestnuts roasted by Jarrod @ 05/05/2004 4:17 AM

Excellent! Matt do you know where the MarshMellow Man is being sold? Will it be at Suncoast/Sam Goody or is it exclusively on the NECA site store?

Chestnuts roasted by Excellent! Matt do you know where the MarshMellow Man is being sold? Will it be at Suncoast/Sam Goody or is it exclusively on the NECA @ 05/05/2004 7:40 AM

Sorry wasn’t paying attention the post above this one is mine. I’m such an ass.

Chestnuts roasted by Rowan Steele @ 05/05/2004 7:41 AM

What exactly are monchichi’s. Are they monkeys or monkey/gerbil’s or what? I dont understand…

Chestnuts roasted by BettieBoo @ 05/05/2004 8:20 AM

those cenobite chicks are from hellraiser 5 or 6, one of them has the guy that does the max paine voice. Pinhead is in them both a totall of 5 seconds

Chestnuts roasted by bob barker on smack @ 05/05/2004 8:28 AM

Notice one of the girls grabbing Barbie’s crotch partway through the story?

Chestnuts roasted by Volkaru @ 05/05/2004 8:32 AM

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