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A Christmas Story 2: Ralphie Goes To Hell.

Ralphie from A Christmas Story makes a devilish deal in Ralphie Goes To Hell, a wild thrillcoaster that'll take the ovaltine drinkin' holiday icon straight to the lair of Pinhead and the Cenobites. It's not the Chia Plot, but hey look new article.

I'll be back in a bit, with a super jumbo-sized blog entry. It's actually a full length article that I'm pulling off deck. Just didn't think there's enough to it to warrant the main page treatment, but that's part of what this section is for, ain't it? It ain't? By the way, I have fleas.

Posted by Matt on 05/04/2004. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 96 comments

It’s obvious Matt is stalling on the Chia Plot until he gets the Marshmellow Man figure. There’s your ultimate cobra warrior.

Chestnuts roasted by SpoCoGoldberg @ 05/07/2004 4:49 AM

I am in hell.

Chestnuts roasted by Slacker @ 05/07/2004 10:47 AM

Those Christmas Story figures are awesome, oh yeah, so was the story. Yeah, the sequel to ‘A Christmas Story’ was ‘It runs in the family,’ with Kieren Culkin playing Ralphie.

Chestnuts roasted by G4L @ 05/08/2004 7:15 AM

How about Ollie Hopnoodle’s Haven of Bliss which starred Jerry O’Connell as Ralphie? I remember only very randomly stumbling upon it on the Disney Channel years ago. I don’t remember it well but I remember the kid who played Randy said the word "jelly" really weird. Anyone else heard of this?

Chestnuts roasted by phunqsauce @ 05/08/2004 2:49 PM

Wow, there’s another movie with these characters? I must find it, and then watch it… in no particular order.

Chestnuts roasted by G4L @ 05/08/2004 6:50 PM

Jeez, I never thought I’d see the day when Hellraiser and A Christmas Story could be somehow properly connected in the same sentance, let alone comic. Top notch; worthy of the ‘Mixing Movies that Should Never be Mixed’ award.

Chestnuts roasted by Third Rate Ninja @ 05/08/2004 7:20 PM

Never in all the years I spent watching A Christmas Story on TNT for 24 straight hours on Christmas Day would I have guessed there were ACS action figures made. We live in a crazy world.

Chestnuts roasted by Tim-E @ 05/08/2004 7:50 PM

Where did you get those figures from?

Chestnuts roasted by Dan @ 05/08/2004 8:10 PM

Dude you have issues. I think I’m in love.

Chestnuts roasted by Jeffrey @ 05/09/2004 1:44 AM

Wow…that was probably the the funniest thing i have ever seen. Keep up the good work

Chestnuts roasted by Robert @ 05/09/2004 7:27 PM

those cenobites are called the wire twins.

"I wanna peanut butter and jelly sandwiiiich!"

Chestnuts roasted by *ella* @ 05/10/2004 8:58 PM

The Transfat part was priceless.

Chestnuts roasted by ElxBorracho @ 05/12/2004 2:17 AM

there was this icecycle.. a.. an.. a and it fell off the roof.. an’ it hit me..

suns a bitches.. bumpises.

Chestnuts roasted by faelyur @ 05/13/2004 4:28 PM

Excellent article Matt! More like these please!

Chestnuts roasted by Sheep @ 05/15/2004 11:22 PM

much liked the comic… the homepage link goes to a photo comic of mine

Chestnuts roasted by tony @ 05/24/2004 2:22 AM

Hellraiser figures are awesome. Especally when you have those action figures that are held togeather with loose joints you can pop apart.

Chestnuts roasted by EhhEff @ 06/07/2004 6:27 PM

That’s god-damn hilarious! Stumbled upon this site by accident.

Chestnuts roasted by Z.Beeblebrox @ 06/09/2004 2:27 PM

This is my new favorite christmas story.

Pinhead so owns the abominal snowbitch.

Chestnuts roasted by Adam @ 09/09/2004 2:15 PM

that was so fucking funny

Chestnuts roasted by emil 9 years old @ 10/25/2004 10:49 PM

I love this funny story…lol it helped me kill so much time in my Web Page design class. Harrison is so lame god! This is so messed up lol

Chestnuts roasted by Andrew @ 11/20/2006 11:49 AM

I stumbled upon your site quite by accident, and your talent as a writer is extraordinary. Your observations, combined with a refreshingly off-beat sense of humor and imagination, makes your site an addictive read.
The “Christmas Story 2″ skit had me laughing so hard that I cried! I also loved the story about the miniature golf-course from hell.
Please keep on doing such fantastic work!

-Darren

Chestnuts roasted by Darren @ 09/29/2008 1:09 AM

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