Monthly Archives: May 2004

Shrek Crap: Volume IV!

In what for the good of mankind must be the last Shrek-related article to ever appear on this site, I present the fourth and final installment of Shrek Crap Our last look at the ogre’s massive attack on everything sold … Continue reading

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Pudding Pies!

This is a really short article, but I wanted to get the ball rolling on the quest to find Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Pudding Pies. Made by Hostess in the early 1990s, these vanilla goo-filled green-dyed pastries changed the lives … Continue reading

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God damn fuck shit, and piss.

Well, I was wondering why I wasn’t seeing many new comments after this morning. Apparently I ran out of disk space, which made no sense to me since X-E’s server doesn’t come cheap and it was my understanding that I … Continue reading

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X-E goes miniature golfing!

Heyyy, we went miniature golfing. The “Safari Amusement Park,” featuring a course littered with dirt and broken animal statues, has long delighted the locals around these parts with its charming blend of pastel-colored golf balls and a mysterious “19th Hole” … Continue reading

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JetBlue’s “Flying Pilates!”

We flew on JetBlue to and from E3. I’ll tell you about the actual event when I feel like coughing up 2,500 words on it, but for now, the flight. JetBlue is really nice. They’ve got DirectTV screens on the … Continue reading

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Uhhhh, Choco Taco?

As the weather grows warmer during these blooming weeks of May, there’s just one thing on the minds of junk food junkies. The hot sun and warm breeze ushers in a celebrity like none other, and when this guy hits … Continue reading

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Shrek Loves Stamps & The Scary Movie Poll.

Well I’ll be! Thanks to those who posted about Shrek’s biggest victory of all: a partnership with the United States Postal Service. It’s nuts and I still couldn’t give less of a shit about the movie, but jeez, archiving the … Continue reading

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Shrek Crap: Volume III.

It’s not easy being green and everywhere.

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Return of the Comic Book Ads!

Return of the Comic Book Ads! I’ve been saving these up for months, and though none of ’em are really anything special, they’re all personal favorites of mine. Take a trip back about twenty years or so, with ads from … Continue reading

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Shrek Crap: Volume II.

And we’re off with Shrek Crap: Volume II! I thought our journey would end here, but alas, there’s still five hundred Shrek entrees waiting to be gawked at. This’ll probably be a continuing series till the flick hits theaters, because … Continue reading

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