They’ve shown a lot of Scannerz commercial in my area lately and what most stands out about them is the ninth-rate character art. I mean, this stuff was really hideous, like they got someones 14-year-old cousin to draw ‘em. I swear I’m not exagerating in the least. Hell, I could do better.

Anyway, my name is link to the website, which unfortunately doesn’t have the commercial I’m thinking of. There’s a bunch of other cool (read: supremely cheesy) stuff there, though.

Chestnuts roasted by The Waffle Man @ 04/29/2004 3:52 AM

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It is no wonder that the machines dominated, destroyed or enslaved the humnans in films like Terminator and The Matrix. Look what we do to them. If you watch the Animatrix, you can see what we do to the machines, and it is mirrored right here in these comments.
Have fun punishing your Tama’s, cause paybacks a bitch.

Chestnuts roasted by Stilewalker @ 04/29/2004 9:10 AM

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Sorry, I mean euphemism, not euphonism.

Chestnuts roasted by Stilewalker @ 04/29/2004 9:26 AM

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chia.

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 04/29/2004 11:43 AM

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Shit! How did you manage to pull the storyline from a cartoon that has blips and beeps?? My review would of been like, "the wizard, apparently likes crafted pieces of gooey wood, so the blue guy wins."
PS..I’m sure you have heard of Fensler GI JOE spoof PSAs, if not watch them. Also, there is a band out there called the G.I. Joe Killas, that rap entire cartoon episodes. It will be like the Baroness and Destro talking about cobra cash. They are just known as ‘The Killas’ now. Aparently they dress up like the characters too at their shows.

Chestnuts roasted by Jackie Crow @ 04/29/2004 12:17 PM

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Turn a flower pot upside down, draw a face on it. Put a layer of potting soil on top, and sprinkle some grass seeds on that. Set it in a shallow dish and water the whole thing. Occasionally pour some water in the dish and the pottery will soak up the water and keep the soil moist. Soon, the seed will sprout and your flowerpot noggin will have "hair!" Not a Chia per se, but you can draw your favorite face on the pot. I have no idea where I read this from, but as Berra once said, "You can observe a lot by just watching."

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 04/29/2004 2:36 PM

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In one of those Ripley’s believe it or not newspaper strips, it said that there was a Tamagotchi
graveyard. I don’t know if it still exists and I don’t remember its location.

Chestnuts roasted by keegan B. @ 04/29/2004 8:10 PM

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Ok so i have no idea why i liked the damn things but I’ve got all of you beat. I have the Tamagotchi Board game. Oh yes the Tamagotchi Board game. It’s sitting in my attic right now. Hell if you want to review it Matt or even do something with action figures I’ll send you the stupid thing.

Chestnuts roasted by Ally @ 04/30/2004 12:54 PM

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I had the board game (the black die (dice, singular) was the only good thing I got outta that), dolls, and NEWS PAPER CLIPPINGS! That beats just the board game.

Chestnuts roasted by @ 04/30/2004 1:00 AM

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Oh…

For a second there I thought you asked for help finding Flava Flav products

Chestnuts roasted by Night_Trekker @ 04/30/2004 5:03 AM

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Back when these things came out, my THEN girlfriend bought one and had the zany idea that I could "look after it". I was like a dead-beat dad to that thing. Id forget about it and it would be half dead when I remembered to look at it again…digital doo-doo EVERYWHERE! But hey, the lil’ monster deserved it, I looked like a total jackass carrying that thing around school.

Chestnuts roasted by Spectre @ 04/30/2004 10:32 AM

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I used to have several of those. I had a gold one. I was so proud to own it.

Chestnuts roasted by Tim-E @ 05/01/2004 1:19 AM

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Ok I see your newspaper clippings and dolls and raise you the set of happy meals toys and the electronic monkey version.

Chestnuts roasted by Ally @ 05/01/2004 1:44 AM

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