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This assignment was almost mine, but it went to Brian because he's less of a social retard. Click here to check out an interactive trivia game starring Michael Winslow of Police Academy and Spaceballs fame, who unleashes the total power of his famous mouthy sound effects and challenges the public to guess what he's imitating. Pretty cool shit. I had a chance to see the full videos at the office, and this guy is just amazingly talented. Definitely worth a look.

Got an e-mail requesting this review, but I've already done it, so let's make it a past article spotlight. Around this time last year, I posted a review of the My Pet Monster live-action video. Unbelievably odd, stupid and charming, it features an inarguably ugly child improving his look by channeling ancient spirits to transform himself into a flea market child-greeter who growls and eats paper. Based on the dolls of the same name, the review also includes a few vid clips.

Let's get another survey going. Hmmm. Okay, in the comments section, tell us something we don't know about you. Could be something big, could be something trivial. Starting with the latter: I'm left-handed.

Posted by Matt on 04/22/2004. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 104 comments

i too am left-handed.

i don’t have wisdom teeth. they don’t exist.

Chestnuts roasted by krista. @ 04/22/2004 12:27 PM

I launched my webcomic last week, and I’ve been plugging it shamelessly ever since.
http://www.almostcomics.com

See what I mean?

Chestnuts roasted by Scott M. @ 04/22/2004 12:37 PM

I’m not left-handed, but I hold my toothbrush with my left hand. Yeah…

Chestnuts roasted by Jessica @ 04/22/2004 12:45 PM

Well, I suppose you all knew that I’m part of Duck’s unofficial fanclub. So something you didn’t know… I’m only 5 feet tall and I’m testing for my black belt (in Tang Soo Do) this July.

Chestnuts roasted by Gabbylicious @ 04/22/2004 12:48 PM

latter: I’m almost as excited about getting new episodes of Reno 911! and a new Harry Potter movie in June as I am about becoming of legal drinking age.

former: UGO asked me to write a review of Kill Bill for them back in November. I sent them almost a thousand words, and I never heard back from them. Matt has only ever had kind words for UGO so I was very surprised and disappointed when they ignored me.

Chestnuts roasted by squee4242 @ 04/22/2004 12:53 PM

Squee: sorry to hear about that. I know it gets hard for me to keep up sometimes, so if you wanna shoot me an e-mail maybe I can get you through to find out what happened.

TOM: if you’re really 12, please skip my review of "Critters 4." There’s a big picture of an ass in it.

Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 04/22/2004 12:56 PM

10 out of 10 baby! I can now put on my resume that I am a proud graduate of the Micheal Winslow Academy for the Gifted. That has a nice ring to it.
Something to share… I’m 5’10" and I can ALMOST dunk. Almost. And I once drank half a bottle of soy sauce on a dare. And ralphed shortly thereafter.

Chestnuts roasted by Never Eat Shredded Wheat @ 04/22/2004 1:11 PM

Yeah well done matt, the first thing he’s gonna do now is go and check dat ass out ain’t he ?

Chestnuts roasted by Pablo @ 04/22/2004 1:16 PM

I’m straight, married, nearly 30, a father, and my favorite TV show is "Gilmore Girls"

It’s True!

/right handed

Chestnuts roasted by Kool in KC @ 04/22/2004 1:21 PM

I like vaseline on toast.

Chestnuts roasted by Avery @ 04/22/2004 1:38 PM

Did someone say they want another Police Academy movie? No?
http://chud.com/news/april04/apr19pol.php3

I’m 24 and I like posting links because people who reference something they have seen on the internet without a link perturb me.

Chestnuts roasted by ME @ 04/22/2004 1:48 PM

On the link issue, I do understand if you are at work though and are in a hurry.

Chestnuts roasted by ME @ 04/22/2004 1:49 PM

I am not left handed either!

Chestnuts roasted by Indigo Montoya @ 04/22/2004 2:02 PM

I met my wife on the internet who just happened to go school with Cris Judd (JLo’s Ex).

Chestnuts roasted by Joe @ 04/22/2004 2:07 PM

i am in love with the Hulk piñata.

Chestnuts roasted by zann @ 04/22/2004 2:18 PM

And lo, heralded by the sound of flapping wings and splashing water, The Duck appeared once again in our midst. And many creatures and entities were glad of her arriving. All was good. KingKlash’s stream-of-conscious delivery flowed more freely. Gabbylicious’ Power of Kawaii manifested itself as Hello Kitty battle armor. The Macarena was permanently erased from heeloyd’s memory. Matt’s real secret Chia Plot came to fruition. And somewhere, Joel Schumacher (thunderclap, horse whinnies) said, "Do what now?"

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 04/22/2004 2:27 PM

I’m 25, 6′, left-handed (wooo!), but suffer from agoraphobia and claustraphobia. I enjoy foreign films, indie music, and Gilmore Girls (like Kool in KC, I am a male who is not afraid to admit this). I have lived within one block from a bar for the past six out of seven years, despite living at five different residences. But this is New Orleans, and you can’t spit without hitting a bar.

And, hark, do I hear a duck?

Chestnuts roasted by Nachokhaki @ 04/22/2004 2:47 PM

I’m double-jointed in my shoulders, I have a double uvala, and I have webbed toes. AND I AIN’T KIDDING.

Chestnuts roasted by Mr. Mr. Mr. @ 04/22/2004 2:52 PM

I am also a social retard.

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 04/22/2004 2:53 PM

I’m madly in love with Kathy from Survivor All-Stars, even surpassing Munchie. I won $7 on my lottery ticket last night. Got 3 out of the 5 numbers.

Michael Winslow ruled.

Chestnuts roasted by G4L @ 04/22/2004 2:59 PM

When I was in about 4th or 5th grade, me and my friends would take off the dress on my sister’s My Size Barbie and put it on ourselves.

Chestnuts roasted by Tim-E @ 04/22/2004 3:02 PM

Hmmm since I only post here like once every 5.34 months it probably wouldn’t be hard to say something that you all don’t know…but I will anyways:
I think that I am somewhere between 25 and 26, now live in Grand Rapids, MI (originally from Long Island) male, right handed and hold the drinking title in my family…

Chestnuts roasted by oldschool @ 04/22/2004 3:58 PM

One time me and my little brother got in a fight, and I bit him several times. He ran and showed the bite marks to my parents, and I was punished severely. While I sat in my room fuming because I got in trouble and my brother didn’t, I had the genius idea to BITE MYSELF, and then show my parents and tell them my brother did it. So I spent about ten minutes sitting there chewing on myself, and ran to show Mom and Dad. They told me to go back to my room and stop biting myself.

Chestnuts roasted by i was a lion @ 04/22/2004 4:05 PM

I’m 5’2", I live in Indiana, and I’m an English major. I just realized that today is my half birthday! 6 months until I turn 21!! :)

Chestnuts roasted by Andrea @ 04/22/2004 4:08 PM

Something nobody knows… um, at least one of my ex-girlfriends is now a lesbian. I was kinda disappointed that I was already dating somebody when my best friend got married, because I could’ve hooked up with one of those bridesmaids sooooo easily. I’m one of the top 5 Speed Quarters players in this hemisphere, but I suck at Beer Pong and could never figure out Zoom-Schwartz-Pfigliano. And there’s at least one shirtless (and hairless) picture of me on the internet. I’m so ashamed.

Oh yeah, and girls with secret porn stashes kick ass. Sorry, but somebody had to say it.

Chestnuts roasted by The Lucky One @ 04/22/2004 4:20 PM

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