By popular request (a whole four people!), here’s another X-E audio conversion, this time for the Polly-O String Cheese article. It translated like crap and comes off sounding like a mother reading her 2nd grade son’s book report, but hey, it’s Tuesday morning and you’ve got nothing better to do.
New article coming today/tonight — an old NES game review. I’ve mentioned it in passing in a post years back, but never really gave it the credit or attention it probably deserves. Not a popular game by any stretch, but if you feel like guessing, I’ll give you a one-word hint: “strobes.” Vaguest hint in the history of hints. I’m trying to get into Guinness.
In other news, I read that one of the Coney Island Aquarium’s famous beluga whales just kicked the bucket. Pretty sad — those whales have been there for decades, so if you’ve visited the place even over fifteen years ago, chances are high that you stood and gawked at the thing. Here’s my review of the aquarium, from…wow, July 2002.
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Could it – and this might just be wishful thinking – could it be Jaws for the NES? God, I hated that game. I hated getting conch shells and I hated having to fight the baby sharks. It just filled me with fury the same way a thirsty third grader fills his belly with the famous Ecto-Cooler.