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Easter sucks.

Posted by Matt on 04/11/2004. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 48 comments

I’m in awe!

oh, and first post, too!

Chestnuts roasted by cheaptrick @ 04/11/2004 10:02 AM

Happy Easter Matt! and everyone else :)

Those eggs look really gross. Edible for up to three months with no refrigeration? That’s just wrong.

Chestnuts roasted by Aubrey @ 04/11/2004 10:02 AM

Yeah, the article was in a magazine from 1985. I don’t think the concept ever really took off.

Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 04/11/2004 10:03 AM

I don’t know about eggs, but these guys could’ve made some serious cash on dead people. Just imagine how much money people are willing to pay o keep their loved ones looking fresh.

Chestnuts roasted by LordKaT @ 04/11/2004 10:50 AM

It may be the health nut in me, but I have to say that it’s not just the unnatural length of time that egg keeps for: the idea of a chemically sealed egg squicks me out, especially since egg shells are porous. I get the creeping suspicion that I’d be eating some shellac with my hard boiled egg.

Chestnuts roasted by Molten @ 04/11/2004 10:50 AM

Ick… And I can only stand eggs when chopped into itty bits and served with rice…

Chestnuts roasted by RewolfJ @ 04/11/2004 12:27 PM

I don’t really like eggs and I’m sure I wouldn’t like eggs that haven’t been refridgerated for three months.

Chestnuts roasted by Meatwad @ 04/11/2004 12:53 PM

I shudder at this idea… some things are just too unnatural. It’s like putting mayo in the sun and saying "Don’t worry, our special jar as an internal air conditioning system, your mayo will be fine". And then you die of food poisoning.

Chestnuts roasted by Gabbylicious @ 04/11/2004 1:21 PM

Woah, I have now officially seen pretty much everything..

Except of course my winning lottery ticket that I haven’t seen yet. :P
Ah well, soon come..

Chestnuts roasted by Cyanyde @ 04/11/2004 1:38 PM

My town has spawned some pretty unholy things before–like the Triple T Truck Stop, Lisa Frank, and that book about the kid who got addicted to poker–but this takes the proverbial Easter cake.

Chestnuts roasted by Freezair @ 04/11/2004 1:41 PM

I agree, Easter does suck. Santa Brings way better stuff than the easter bunny! And he doesn’t leave candy hidden around you’re house that goes unfound for months until one day you find your dog throwing up yellow and pink stuff and you realize he found a stash of candy hidden in a couch cushion!

Chestnuts roasted by Ryan @ 04/11/2004 2:33 PM

Happy Easter and spring to Matt and all bloggers!

I don’t think Easter’s so bad. Yeah, you don’t get a ton of presents, but you do get candy…and better yet, after-Easter candy sales, which is probably how I’m going to get most of mine. ; 0 )

And Cadburys! You don’t get Cadbury eggs any other time of year.

Chestnuts roasted by starwenn @ 04/11/2004 2:38 PM

We don’t get that many Cadbury products up here so I’ll have to do with Kinder-eggs (aka The Strangest Candy Of All Time). My country sucks. No Cadbury Crunchies or Wrigleys Big Red. What a stupid, stupid country this is.
Happy easter anyways.

Chestnuts roasted by iivuli @ 04/11/2004 2:57 PM

Cool!

and Happy Easter.

Chestnuts roasted by Marshall @ 04/11/2004 4:21 PM

i think those eggs are still made, or someone make similar ones. I saw some pre-peeled, colored, hardboiled eggs in packages of 3 i think it was.
Very odd indeed.

Chestnuts roasted by heeloyd @ 04/11/2004 4:54 PM

"They make pre-wrapped sausages, but they don’t make pre-wrapped bacon."
"Do you blame them?"
"Well, yeah."

Pre-wrapped eggs. I bet they taste great w/ Clark Griswold’s 8 year old milk packets.

Chestnuts roasted by trajeal @ 04/11/2004 5:20 PM

disgusting.

Happy Easter Everyone

Chestnuts roasted by chad @ 04/11/2004 5:35 PM

Ok, let me just say, for everyone else here, in the voice of Dr. Sbaitso’s wife, what the bleep is that all about?

Chestnuts roasted by Mr. Mr. Mr. @ 04/11/2004 5:53 PM

Wrong? Morally or ethically? Both. What a time to be alive! I have found a 2 month old hidden Easter egg, lets just say it at one time it was painted yellow.

As for rabbits. My old cat decapited one, when we found it there were bees buzzing ’round its head. My mom freaked out, I think my dad had to pick it up with a snow shovel and put it in a brown grocery bad. I don’t know why that is such a vivid childhood memory.

Chestnuts roasted by Don't Touch, Willy. @ 04/11/2004 6:49 PM

Actually they just had something on the pre-colored eggs on FoodTV or something – it was colorful and shiney so I lost the remote for a bit.

They seal the eggs when they color them – but it’s still disgusting, eggs are just aborted baby chickens.

Save the baby chickens so we can have more fried chicken!

Chestnuts roasted by bratling @ 04/11/2004 7:15 PM

Three months?! That’s disgusting. And insane.

Insusting?
Disgane?
Dinsanegusting?
Inugingustoding?

No matter how you pronounce it, it’s weird and gross.

Chestnuts roasted by Evin @ 04/11/2004 7:25 PM

I’m officially scared as of…now…non refridgerated hardboiled eggs?
Harmless sealent?
didnt they used to say lead paint was harmless too?
aiyaiyai
thats insane…
Happy Stupid Easter to you too Matt =P

Chestnuts roasted by Allie @ 04/11/2004 8:40 PM

Happy Easter to all!

Chestnuts roasted by squee4242 @ 04/11/2004 8:57 PM

I like my eggs fried over easy with all that gooey yolk to suck up…lots of pepper on them, and ona sandwich with cheese and bacon. Wow im getting hungry typing this…drooooool

Chestnuts roasted by heeloyd @ 04/11/2004 9:14 PM

WTF? That’s crazy and wrong.

Chestnuts roasted by jjgoreha @ 04/11/2004 10:39 PM

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