Come on, you know I had to do at least one Easter article. You've probably heard of the Marshmallow Peeps Marshmallow Maker by now, but have ya ever seen it in action? The process of cooking Peeps is a lot simpler than you might suspect, and the article shows it step-by-step. No matter, though -- the playset was too damn cheap to complain about, and though smaller, you can really make Peeps with it. It wasn't some colossal joke on Wham-O's part. Peeps are no longer exclusive to Easter, so if you're catching this article after the holiday, feel free to hit the toy stores afterwards. As long as you can stomach walking up to the register with a Peeps machine to wonder if the money ladies know that it's really for you.
If you're craving more words loosely tied to Easter, hop back to last year's tribute to Cadbury Creme Eggs. If it's more Peeps you're after, check out my previous adventures with the Halloween and Christmas varieties.
And now, a holiday bonus! A friend of mine got a new MP3 player, and along with it came software that'd convert webpages into audio files. Click here to hear my "Worst Game Room Ever" article, spoken by Dr. Sbaitso's wife, who really doesn't have a grasp on comma pauses or all the words I must've misspelled. You'll probably give up thirty seconds in, but it's pretty weird for me to hear it. If you want more, you're probably alone, but I'll oblige with an audio version of my Choco-Bliss article. I'll hold off on the holiday wishes until a blog entry later tonight, but in case someone's going to Tahiti Grandma's right now, yeah, have an amazing fucking Easter. It's such an exciting blast of a holiday, ain't it?
Peeps are an abomination upon the Earth. If I had to choose between eating a marshmallow Peep and being raped by the entire town of Inbred Gulch, AK, well… I’d eat the Peeps, but I’d probably question my decision afterwards.
Chestnuts roasted by Jason @ 07/04/2004 6:53 PM
I just found CHOCOLATE FILLED, pumpkin shaped marshmallow peeps in the dollar store near my home in NC. Six otherwise ordinary official peeps with a little disk of chocolatey goo in the middle all for a buck. Surprisingly like regular peeps, but for $.20 each, a damn miracle.
Chestnuts roasted by Mac @ 09/08/2004 11:13 PM
I just found CHOCOLATE FILLED, pumpkin shaped marshmallow peeps in the dollar store near my home in NC. Six otherwise ordinary official peeps with a little disk of chocolatey goo in the middle all for a buck. Surprisingly like regular peeps, but for $.20 each, a damn miracle.
Chestnuts roasted by Mac @ 09/08/2004 11:13 PM
Peeps: the only thing I hate most when the Easter season comes around. Not to mention the nastiest seasonal candy except for those little hard candy hearts that you get from people on Valentine’s day because they didn’t want to spend any money to get you good chocolate and caramel creamy candy. Same concept here with the peeps. No, I’m too cheap to buy you any candy, so eat this cheap crap instead.
Chestnuts roasted by Jonathan @ 09/09/2004 2:47 PM
I am a rare species.
I am one of the very few who actually despises Peeps (and with a passion, I might add)
Easter was never a pleasant time for me. I am the fancy-pants "Hershy Bar with Almonds and almonds only, dammmit" type people in the world.
A giant chocolate bunny, "Starburst" brand jelly beans, and a bunch of rock-hard marshmallow crap piles just doesn’t do it for me.
Chestnuts roasted by Trout Spanker @ 10/28/2004 1:13 AM
Yay! Spam!
Chestnuts roasted by Trout Spanker @ 11/07/2004 12:35 PM
Peeps are good cute and they are not that bad for you a bonus!!
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Come on, you know I had to do at least one Easter article. You've probably heard of the Marshmallow Peeps Marshmallow Maker by now, but have ya ever seen it in action? The process of cooking Peeps is a lot simpler than you might suspect, and the article shows it step-by-step. No matter, though -- the playset was too damn cheap to complain about, and though smaller, you can really make Peeps with it. It wasn't some colossal joke on Wham-O's part. Peeps are no longer exclusive to Easter, so if you're catching this article after the holiday, feel free to hit the toy stores afterwards. As long as you can stomach walking up to the register with a Peeps machine to wonder if the money ladies know that it's really for you.
If you're craving more words loosely tied to Easter, hop back to last year's tribute to Cadbury Creme Eggs. If it's more Peeps you're after, check out my previous adventures with the Halloween and Christmas varieties.
And now, a holiday bonus! A friend of mine got a new MP3 player, and along with it came software that'd convert webpages into audio files. Click here to hear my "Worst Game Room Ever" article, spoken by Dr. Sbaitso's wife, who really doesn't have a grasp on comma pauses or all the words I must've misspelled. You'll probably give up thirty seconds in, but it's pretty weird for me to hear it. If you want more, you're probably alone, but I'll oblige with an audio version of my Choco-Bliss article. I'll hold off on the holiday wishes until a blog entry later tonight, but in case someone's going to Tahiti Grandma's right now, yeah, have an amazing fucking Easter. It's such an exciting blast of a holiday, ain't it?
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Come on, you know I had to do at least one Easter article. You've probably heard of the Marshmallow Peeps Marshmallow Maker by now, but have ya ever seen it in action? The process of cooking Peeps is a lot simpler than you might suspect, and the article shows it step-by-step. No matter, though -- the playset was too damn cheap to complain about, and though smaller, you can really make Peeps with it. It wasn't some colossal joke on Wham-O's part. Peeps are no longer exclusive to Easter, so if you're catching this article after the holiday, feel free to hit the toy stores afterwards. As long as you can stomach walking up to the register with a Peeps machine to wonder if the money ladies know that it's really for you.
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Peeps are an abomination upon the Earth. If I had to choose between eating a marshmallow Peep and being raped by the entire town of Inbred Gulch, AK, well… I’d eat the Peeps, but I’d probably question my decision afterwards.