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03/30/2004: New Article: Krang’s Android Body!

We’ve seen lots of Krang here on the site. Several months back, we saw the TMNT episode where Krang finally got that body of his. Now, here’s a look at the toy based on it. “Krang’s Android Body,” made by Playmates in 1991, is a towering inferno of half-naked bald belly-brained terror made of plastic and sin. I love it, every part of it. For those curious: yes, the Krang figure was removable. You want a pocket brain pal, you can have it. Review features a bonus section where Krang Jell-O molds fall apart.


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Does anyone else feel like a zombie eating a brain. "BRAINS…….BRAINS" That’s classy.

Ghosted by Khairta @ 04/05/2004 2:47 PM EDT


Dragonrider and Time-E, I concur.

April O’Neil was virtually impossible to find. When the TMNT action figures first came out, she was on the back of the box along with the 4 turtles and Splinter. So, one could say, that she was meant to be one of the 1st edition TMNT Action figures to come out.

I searched high and low for years, in hopes of finding her one day, I collected the tons of other TMNT action figures that came out, just to keep my fight scenes in line with the cartoon series.

I finally stopped collecting these action figures when they started to get lame with "Hockey Leo" and crap like that. Then months later, as if the world was trying to define the meaning of serendipity…

THERE SHE WAS….APRIL O’NEIL, I almosted S-ed myself! FINALLY! I can complete the "original" set of action figures. April O’Neil was the Terri-Bull of the M.U.S.C.L.E. Men, (to paraphrase Matt) the trump card to all TMNT Action Figure Collectors. I soon became the envy of my whole block.

The only crappy part about April was her stance. She was virtually impossible to pose in a standing position. Most of my fight scenes I constructed with my army of TMNT Action Figures consisted of her leaning up against a wall, another action figured, or her having been knocked out and laying on the floor.

In all my years of collecting TMNT action figures, I never knew they made a Giant Android Krang Suit. I knew they had one, but I never knew it was that big.

Incidently, I have 2 versions of Krang, one in his "Wheel-chair" like robot suit, that Shredder gave him before the Android suit was constructed and another Krang, in his Android Suit, but his Suit is NO WHERE near the size that Matt has featured.

Keep up your awesome work Matt.

Ghosted by Washoutlane @ 04/08/2004 6:50 PM EDT


Krang gets his real body back in one of the episodes? Which episode was that, Trippy?

Ghosted by NES Boy @ 04/08/2004 7:48 PM EDT


My brother had this one. The problem with this figure was it really couldn’t stand too well on it’s own and it couldn’t get into the technodrome.

The later smaller version of the figure was made toward the end of the series’ first run and is probably rarer than the 11 inch one.

Ghosted by The Adamantium Elbow @ 04/12/2004 5:46 PM EDT


Does anyone have any links to a TeleFrancais website? I am obsessed with the anana, and I would love to be able to watch some episodes.

Ghosted by Anana Freak @ 04/17/2004 4:42 PM EDT


Chia chia ch-chia chia… Where is it, dammit?!! I knew it was here a second ago!!!!

Ghosted by eminentfreak @ 04/28/2004 10:25 AM EDT


On a fairly unrelated note, here’s a disturbing Turtles movie for you to download for your viewing pleasure.

http://www.people.fas.harvard.edu/~janicak/tmntnet2.mov

Anyone who does actually watch it, don’t give up on it til Krang has his scene.

By the way, it’s pornographic in a humorous way, so you have been warned.

Ghosted by Metronome35 @ 05/08/2004 7:08 PM EDT


Fuck! Sorry, I didn’t read other folks comments before posting.

Ghosted by Metronome35 @ 05/08/2004 7:10 PM EDT


hey! i got that toy! i’m 17 now, and i got it when i was 7… wow, ten years… i’ve lost krang, but the android body is alive and kicking!

Ghosted by sid @ 06/20/2004 4:35 PM EDT


hey! i got that toy! i’m 17 now, and i got it when i was 7… wow, ten years… i’ve lost krang, but the android body is alive and kicking!

Ghosted by sid @ 06/20/2004 4:35 PM EDT


Bloe me?

(Special note, spell check this)

Ghosted by Jo @ 07/06/2004 4:25 AM EDT


Awesome article! Thanks so much! :)

Ghosted by Casey Jones @ 10/26/2006 12:34 PM EDT


That was one of the funniest things I’ve read all year

Ghosted by Leatherhead @ 11/07/2006 7:57 AM EST


my favorite part of the show—no wait, krang was the ONLY reason I watched the show. I had the original toy version of him with the little walker, but never the full body. I used to immitate his laugh to my little sister “blabba-blab-blab-blab” or something like that.

my all time favorite scene with krang, the one I still laugh about with my sister to this day, was the episode where krang got a giant spider-tank-blow-shit-up machine for his body and was attacking the city. then the turtles messed it up and krang yells “Time to bail out!” so this spring under his chair just sends him flying about two hundred feet.

Thankfully, Shredder drives up and sees our favorite brain about to splat on the sidewalk as gravity catches up with him. Shredder shouts to the android body (who seems to have some autonomy without krang inside) “CATCH HIM YOU FOOL!!!” and somehow that android made a football catch of krang and sticks him right into his stomach with a cute “splat” sound.

fantastic TV moment. I’ve been shouting “Catch him you fool!” to my little sister at least once a year since.

Ghosted by Justin @ 12/14/2006 6:52 PM EST


…and i forgot all about krang! lol. thnx 4 the info! hahaha

Ghosted by N. @ 03/23/2009 2:50 AM EST


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