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03/21/2004: Obi-Wan & Dawn of the Deadddd.

Here’s a pretty quick one about “The Spirit of Obi-Wan,” a mail-away exclusive from Hasbro and Frito Lay to tie in with the special edition theatrical release of the Star Wars trilogy in the late 90s. I mentioned the figure in that UGO feature a month or so ago, and realized that it meant enough to me for a full tribute. Or in this case, a small one.

By the way, we caught “Dawn of the Dead” last night. No complaints here whatsoever. The main gripes I’m reading deal with the lack of “social commentary” seen in the original, as if that’s the real reason people have championed the first flick for all these years. Yeah, it’s nice that the movie was clever and all, but come on. It was all about the characters, and while prototypical at times, the new flick delivers with a cast you’ll actually feel something for. The zombies are cool, but the film is more about “waiting to die” and scrambling for hope in a hopeless situation rather than an all-out zombie action fest. And yet, when it’s time for the monsters to shine, we aren’t let down. The film has the requisite gross-out shots and loads of gore, and I’m impressed that they pulled the trigger on some extremely un-PC bits here and there. I’d expand on what I mean, but you know…spoilers and all that. I’ve been waiting to see a horror movie that’s satisfied enough in being just that without trying to be “something better than a horror movie,” a poorly structured way of saying it I know, but that’s what I wanted and that’s what I got. Recommended, and don’t wait for the DVD — it’s definitely the kind of movie that’s worth seeing in a crowd.


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Discussion Thread: 94 comments

Oh yes. Most theaters didn’t "promote the promotion," while others simply never told people which showing had the free figures. By the time you add all the kids who simply opened up their Lukes, these were pretty rare beasts.

Ghosted by Matt @ 03/22/2004 3:11 PM EST


im that guy who likes pizza chips….

Ghosted by Scourge @ 03/22/2004 4:06 PM EST


I see dead people, in the movies. And it’s not just the folk waiting in long lines either. One of the oddest things I saw in a theater was when "Grease" was having it’s revival, and I was with Little Brother and his wife. We stepped into the main lobby and lo and behold, on a giant banner stretching across the width of the wall, was the word GREASE, hanging above the concession stand. Made my day.

Ghosted by kingklash @ 03/22/2004 4:33 PM EST


Did anyone win anything from the other star wars promotion for episode 1? It was a game of sorts and since i was young and stupid and didn’t realize the full craptacularness of episode one I sent away for what i won. I got two episode one backpacks and two queen Amidala Hand held phones. The phones were a piece of crap obviously and the back pack broke in like a day. There probably sitting in a landfill in cleveland by now.

Ghosted by Ally @ 03/22/2004 5:02 PM EST


I remember when Grease was re-released in theaters. It was at the same time the movie "My Giant" was also in theaters. One of the local theaters had a fairly small marquee, yet they always tried to fit as many movie titles on there as possible. This meant the titles often appeared as one or two long titles. So when these two movies were showing at this theater, the marquee read "GREASE MY GIANT".

Ghosted by MG @ 03/22/2004 5:47 PM EST


I’ve actually been reading at TWOP since they were MBTV. Sigh… Back when ER was actually a decent show, and Freaks and Geeks had yet to debut and break my heart.

Mommatose, hee! I wonder if Dan K reads the recaps.

Ghosted by trajeal @ 03/22/2004 7:57 PM EST


wow im glad i read this after i sold that figure to my friend for 20 bucks…Thanks XE

Ghosted by not second @ 03/22/2004 8:10 PM EST


Ewok adventure was a helluva lot better than the Empire Strikes Back… yea, thats right.

Ghosted by BettieBoo @ 03/22/2004 8:28 PM EST


Am i the only one really amused at the "Dead Jedi Inside" on the envelope? hyuk hyuk

Ghosted by gurge @ 03/22/2004 8:31 PM EST


Yo Matt, I have a friend who claimed he had 2 of those clear Predator figures, and the funny thing is…. he was gonna bring it in for English class ((we had to bring in achildrens toy cuz were doing all sorts of crazy kids crap right now)) and he said "I couldnt find it" and I asked "Because it’s invisible?" and we both laughed. Yeah, I remember my friend when it first came out got one, I was so jealous not because I thought it was rare but because anything thats clear is cool as shit to me. Anyway great article keep that good times a comin, btw whens the Cobra Chia Plot gettin updated?

Ghosted by JigajigaJames @ 03/22/2004 9:24 PM EST


Oh yeah, about the Obi-Wan figure, you could display that on top of one of those lantern flashlights or some kinda lighted display, wouldnt that look a-a-awe-some? Get 4 or 5 like that and you could have a pretty nifty display that looks great at night, unlike Snake Eyes who just kinda disapaears and blends into the background.

Ghosted by James again @ 03/22/2004 9:26 PM EST


This reminds me…
I was in 6th grade when the movies were rereleased, and my teacher was obsessed with spelling bees. We had at least two a week. So anyway, we were nearing the end of one, and the word was "empire". I swear, at least six people got out on that one, which left it to me to win. Seriously, how could you not know how to spell "empire" when The Empire Strikes Back is out in theaters? Morons.

Ghosted by Rainbowfeet @ 03/22/2004 11:47 PM EST


as for the pizza potato chips… they’re still pretty raging here in Japan. I can’t really tell you why, as they don’t taste much like Pizza or Potatoes… PO-TA-TOES. Taters, Mash em up, stick em in a pot.

anyway, my only guess is that the Japanese have a fondness for weird pizza toppings (tuna fish and corn anyone?), which also includes various types of potato toppings.

actually, i have to admit i had a sweet potato pizza at Pizza Hut in Korea, and it was really fucking sweet… potatoes.

Ghosted by Chopstick Sensei @ 03/23/2004 4:57 AM EST


I personally liked the Star Wars Episode I cans of Pepsi. For some reason, Queen Amidala only showed up on Diet Pepsi cans…
I cannot count how many SW Pepsi bottles and cans I drank in the summer of 1999 and I didn’t even see the movie until it arrived on VHS along with Pokemon: The First Movie and Tarzan in the spring of 2000 (THAT brings back some memories during 8th Grade. A week after that I rented George of the Jungle -that I had never seen- because Thomas Haden Church was in it).

Ghosted by AngeFaitore @ 03/23/2004 6:09 AM EST


The Prequels sucked. Every True SW fan know’s this the original is King reguarding SW. But LOTR trilogy tops them both. As for the figure I see only one use for it and that’s to stick a small lightbulb into it and make the figure into a cool night light.

Are we going to see the G.I. Joe Part Five sometime Matt?

Ghosted by Rowan Steele @ 03/23/2004 9:07 AM EST


Soon, very soon. I’ll make it extra special for the wait.

Ghosted by Matt @ 03/23/2004 9:08 AM EST


I too am a huge star wars fan. I like the prequels, but not as much as the originals. The characters are just too unemotional. I think the biggest problem is that GL is directing. Look back to the original movies, GL directed the first one and it has the same problem, while the second and third are much better.

GL is a great visionary and writer, but just needs to get out of the directors seat.

On another note, Matt with you bieng a big SW fan have you ever read any of the novels?

Ghosted by Beerstalker @ 03/23/2004 10:57 AM EST


I’ve read Shadows of the Empire, which I’m assuming is a good choice for SW fans who aren’t really into the novels. It’s basic, but it sticks with what most people would know and nicely fills in the time between ESB and ROTJ.

Other than that, not too much. Can’t remember the name of it, but I read one novel focusing around Fett, Dengar and some woman Dengar was involved with, plus all of the "Tales" books. (Jabba’s Palace, Mos Eisley, etc)

Unfortunately, the problem with the prequels goes way beyond misdirection. It’s really got nothing to do with the acting, either. It’s the writing. It’s just terribly written. Seriously — look up the script online, and count the number of lines you’d change. It’s pretty obvious that Lucas should’ve shared responsibility with more than just directing and whatnot — he simply wasn’t up to the task of creating these movies. It’s a playground for special effects with the story as a side thing.

Ghosted by Matt @ 03/23/2004 11:03 AM EST


Yeah, Shadows of the Empire is a decent book, there are a lot better ones out there though.

I think the other novel your talking about is one out of the bounty hunter trilogy, it was a decent storyline but not all that great of writing from what I remember.

For a good starting point if your interested pick up The Thrawn Trilogy by Timothy Zahn – Heir to the Empire, Dark Force Rising, and The Last Command. Really good reading I think.

Back to the movies I definitely agree about the lines too. I haven’t gotten around to reading the Attack of the Clones novel yet, but I know the Phantom Menace novel is actually a lot better than the movie in this regard.

I also agree that he seems to focus too much on the special effects instead of the story in the prequels. Thats why I felt bringing in another director would have helped. GL could have concentrated on his Special effects while someone else concentrated on making a story that flowed more easily, and getting the actors to put more feeling into their performance.

All this bieng said I still can’t wait for next May.

Ghosted by Beerstalker @ 03/23/2004 11:29 AM EST


No offense to all the female contingent, but the best thing about Episode II: Even More Whining was *ahem* Amidala’s nipples. Tight white shirt and chained up as well. Nice to know her daughter will follow in the whole bondage thing. Sad to think that before he was all thunder-wicked Cool and Evil, Vader was just as pissy as Luke. All Skywalker men need to be slapped around for a good 15-20 minutes.

Ghosted by kingklash @ 03/23/2004 11:43 AM EST


XE is a wonderful place. I’ve loved everything here since I first received the link from my friend years ago.

But, any praise more than faint for DAWN OF THE DEAD is going too far.

The original had pace, some depth, and characters that the audience got to know very well.

DAWN 04 is just noise and rapid cuts covering the Vivid Video approach to the story: all cum shots, no foreplay.

The characters are a joke – most closing in on STAR TREK ensign territory, just hanging around to be zombie food.

Who is the blonde chick?

When did the two younger characters become a couple?

Why didn’t anyone raise a voice when the African-American character walled himself off in the clothing store with his expecting… wife?

And much more…

All the praise I hear for the film is about the speed of the filmmaking and the gore. Well, it shouldn’t have called itself DAWN OF THE DEAD if it wanted to shit all over the original’s artistic sensibilities.

I’m sorry, but the new DAWN is a stinker.

Ghosted by Todd Leroy Cummings @ 03/23/2004 3:01 PM EST


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With a cast of a few people and their pets. Free Spirit of Photog figure to the first 1000000 people who can prove they’ve seen Mac and Me. X-E Men: The Search For Killer Duck, coming to a hallucination or drive-in synapse near you. (Not responsible for any socks stolen during the climactic Trajeal frozen fish tapdance scene.)

Ghosted by kingklash @ 03/23/2004 4:14 PM EST


Outside of Shadow and the "Tales" books the only books that are worth reading for the casual fan, IMHO, are The Courtship of Princess Leia and the Han Solo trilogy. Most of the others are too far removed from the movies, or get pissed all over by the prequels. Whatever happened to Ben and Owen being brothers?!? I agree that the major problem w/ the new movies was the writing, both the plot and ESPECIALLY the dialog. The acting was top-notch (in most cases), tho I do agree that LOTR surpassed it in terms of both performances and effects. I realized how bad Episode II was when I went and watched an edited version on an IMAX screen, and it was still boring and crappy, and I noticed that the makeup artists only covered up Anakin’s mole for half of the movie. Perhaps the appearance of the dark mole is meant to symbolize his metamorphosis from innocent child to cranky future Sith. Or maybe somebody just needs to get fired.

Ghosted by squee4242 @ 03/23/2004 9:46 PM EST


Dawn of the dead. Best movie ever. since the orginal. and since goodfellas.

Ghosted by naturekid @ 03/23/2004 11:20 PM EST


kingklash Hee! "He’s dancin’ w/ the fish sticks."

I feel as if I have nothing else to add here, since I haven’t seen the first two SW episodes (gasp! Do I have my X-E privelidges revoked now?), and the "three kids under five" thing makes it hard to find a babysitter to get out and watch a movie while still in theatres. It’s not like I could bring them – three little girls and a screen full of zombies. Although, DOTD is my kind of movie. I love a good scare. Even some of the cheesy ones can get me to keep my lights on at night, if the idea is good enough. Funnily enough, Mr. Trajeal isn’t much of a horror movie watcher. He’s actually been playing Star Wars Galaxies: An Empire Divided. Anyone else?

Ghosted by trajeal @ 03/24/2004 6:07 AM EST


I got one of those Ben’s, but it was part of a cinema scene that had all three dead Jedi – Anakin, Yoda and Ben. I wasn’t back into SW figures until well after the Frito Lay promotion.

Regarding literature, I am a big fan of some of the Jedi comics – The Tales of the Jedi is a great series. I have a bunch of them in tradback form.

Ghosted by beSharp @ 03/24/2004 12:00 PM EST


Star Wars Galaxies is an awesome game. I played it a lot for the first couple months it was out, but I’ve been way too busy lately. Actually Beerstalker is my character name there. I haven’t logged in for the last couple months though. I should really start playing again or drop my subscription I guess.

As far as the comics go I haven’t read any of them yet. I’ve read all but 5 of the novels though. I suppose if I ever get through those, and the Shadow trilogy that follows up the movie Willow I will get into those.

By the way the book Willow was better than the movie too, except it wasn’t as funny.

Ghosted by Beerstalker @ 03/24/2004 2:14 PM EST


I think that if I watched the original series obsessively, I could probibly come up with better prequel scripts, actually.
Anybody with good writing skills could.
Now, if I’d just remember to use the spellchecker…

Ghosted by AngeFaitore @ 03/24/2004 5:36 PM EST


I have the Obi-Wan figure. Very nice one, methinks. Pretty colour and good detail.

Ghosted by GJ @ 03/24/2004 9:51 PM EST


Haven’t read the responses, but I had one of these. Waited AGES for it!

Ghosted by Cameron @ 03/24/2004 11:26 PM EST


i got the Spirit of Obi Wan Figure.. gobbled down those mini-bags of chips with the greasy UPC symbols and mailed it off.. an i was surprised when it actually arrived, because i’d never done a mail-away offer before. i think my figure’s slightly different, though i don’t have it where i live now (it’s at my parents, and they live across an ocean), so i can’t describe it, but i thought it had a lightsaber, and no glasses. time makes the memory fade, however. i need to search about to see if i can find the alternative pics.

i LOVE that figurine comic at the end of the article. i almost crapped myself.

squee4242 has some good points on the plotline that i wondered about, too (though i thought the whole "brothers" thing might be referring to "brothers in combat" or somesuch since Ben and Owen have different last names). Beerstalker, thank you SO much for mentioning the Timothy Zahn novels, they’re what dragged me into a full-time Star Wars obsession back in the day.

anyway, excellent page! i got a good laugh out of it.

Ghosted by Sara @ 03/27/2004 11:16 PM EST


Hey Matt. Long-time reader, first time poster.
I have that Obi-wan, too! I got it for 2 bucks from a friend who is an action figure nut, but periodically cleans off his shelves by selling everything. This was in Australia, so I’m not sure which batch it was from, but I agree, he’s damn cool and minty-gel-y! He sits on my husband’s Linux.

Ghosted by Mimi @ 03/29/2004 10:13 AM EST


Hahahaha Matt you always know how to make someone laugh so hard they fall out of their computor chair…Love the little story at the end…is this the beginning of a series? ;)

Ghosted by Allie @ 03/30/2004 1:19 PM EST


Matt, your envelope didn’t have postage markings– you LIAR! You just threw that in a mailbox and took a picture. I’m on to you!

Ghosted by me @ 04/01/2004 12:36 PM EST


Ahoy Hoy Matt,
Looks like your ZIP says 10031, Hamilton Heights-Sugar Hill HOLLA!
See ya on the A-Train!
Yet that vinyl siding and mounted mailbox reeks of L-Train…
Chill, I aint stalkin you!…yet.
:-

Ghosted by ForrestIan @ 04/12/2004 12:10 PM EDT


Absolutely Classic!

Brought back some fond memories of waiting impatiently by the mailbox for "exclusive" Star Wars figures.

I never got the Spirit of Obi Wan figure… But back in the day I did send off UPC symbols for both Nien Numb (Lando Calrissian’s co-pilot in Jedi) as well as the Emperor figure… which oddly enough looked exactly like Roddy McDowall.

Thanks for the memories.

Ghosted by Matthew @ 05/07/2004 7:41 PM EDT


Right on Jay Amabile!
Screw that Hip Hop Garbage! We gotta try to keep our rock ALIVE! Screw Billboard top 100! Screw Motown! Who the hell did those guys (The Bomb) think they were with their hot chicks and their BIGGY Smalls, Jay Z and R. Kelly junk? LNOE (Last Night On Earth) are the guys who really are keeping it real with the long hair and the ripped jeans. The Cowboy Hat was Awesome! North Jersey RULES! Long live the South! The Akkkuarian, X-Entertainment, AmericasBest, WKNJ & Jay Amabile is all we need! White people are only 72% of the united States but with Jay Amabile on our side I feel like we are 90%. The BOMB and all those chicks can pack up and get out of North Jersey! We don’t need em. Hip Hop, Reggae and R&B should be illegal. We need to use the Aquarian to put all that Jungle Music down and Stomp it out!

Later, Straight Edge Daniel (S.E.D)

Ghosted by S.E.D @ 05/31/2004 5:18 PM EDT


This site is the BEST! You guys ROCK!
Any hope you guys might have a blurb on the series "V" (the show about the lizard aliens that come to earth to do battle with Marc Singer and Michael Ironside while sucking down rats and other creepy-crawlies)?
Your site goes to the top of my bookmarked list!

Ghosted by Russlander @ 07/17/2004 4:09 AM EDT


ALTHOUGH IT AIN’T WORTH MUCH,THIS FIGURE WOULD BE GOOD TO HAVE AS COLLECTOR, AND MIGHT BE WORTH SOMETHING IN A FEW YEARS.

Ghosted by Austin @ 10/31/2004 4:59 PM EST


ALTHOUGH IT AIN’T WORTH MUCH,THIS FIGURE WOULD BE GOOD TO HAVE AS COLLECTOR, AND MIGHT BE WORTH SOMETHING IN A FEW YEARS.

Ghosted by Austin @ 10/31/2004 4:59 PM EST


ALTHOUGH IT AIN’T WORTH MUCH,THIS FIGURE WOULD BE GOOD TO HAVE AS COLLECTOR, AND MIGHT BE WORTH SOMETHING IN A FEW YEARS.

Ghosted by Austin @ 10/31/2004 4:59 PM EST


ALTHOUGH IT AIN’T WORTH MUCH,THIS FIGURE WOULD BE GOOD TO HAVE AS COLLECTOR, AND MIGHT BE WORTH SOMETHING IN A FEW YEARS.

Ghosted by Austin @ 10/31/2004 5:00 PM EST


Oh my god. This was the first time I ever saved up upcs for anything. It was worth it. Then they put that figure out as a set with the other “ghosts”

I was pissed.

Ghosted by chris @ 02/22/2007 11:06 AM EST


during the summer of 1999. Star wars episode one released collector cans on pepsi cans. They all came with their own word hidden on the picture. what order do they go in?

Ghosted by Mac Vader @ 05/28/2009 9:59 AM EDT


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