Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 03/17/2004 5:47 PM
Or one of the Olsen Twins.
Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 03/17/2004 5:54 PM
I think I’d try and lift various chimps and apes!
Chestnuts roasted by Bobby... @ 03/17/2004 6:09 PM
Hmmm. I think I might steal a peacock. They let that thing wander around freely at my zoo, so it has to be harmless. But I’d only steal it if I had a very large tropical estate with gardens for it to wander around in. And I’d steal some otters.
Chestnuts roasted by Gabbylicious @ 03/17/2004 6:11 PM
All the animal s in the petting zoo,then I’d free them in the mall.
(BTW, that kid looks really familar.Where’s the picture from?)
Chestnuts roasted by Fhydra @ 03/17/2004 6:21 PM
I’d steal a monkey, but only for my girlfried who ends up dying in a car explosion, but then ends up just being a diamond thief and isn’t really dead afterall.
Can I take the entire snake section? Common, I was go out on a ‘give peoples the willies’ spree.
Chestnuts roasted by Max @ 03/17/2004 6:41 PM
Give me a tapir or a lemur!
Gabby: Do not be fooled by the peacock’s unassuming facade. They can and will give chase. Ask me, circa age seven.
Chestnuts roasted by Nachokhaki @ 03/17/2004 6:58 PM
I’d wait for someone to steal the polar bears and then have my way with their waterslide. I was always jealous of the fuckers with their cool-ass waterslide. They never use it. You just stand there…watching…waiting for the fat oaf to waddle over and give ‘er down the slide…but it NEVER HAPPENS!
Chestnuts roasted by Kristal @ 03/17/2004 7:26 PM
I’d nab a Koala Bear. I’ve always liked everything about them except they’re noses.
And their claws.
Chestnuts roasted by powrbom @ 03/17/2004 8:04 PM
I’d definitely steal the penguins.
Chestnuts roasted by Rainbowfeet @ 03/17/2004 8:04 PM
I’d steal a monkey and make him do chores. Helper monkeys kick ass. If he didn’t do his chores, I’d bring him back and ask for a refund! Then they’d see who’s boss.
Chestnuts roasted by Kaynyne @ 03/17/2004 8:08 PM
I was at the Zoo a few years back looking at the monkeys. Well one of the monkeys was taking a leak and another monkey swung over and took a drink.
Chestnuts roasted by exactly one ant-eater @ 03/17/2004 8:32 PM
An elephant. Until I got bored and tossed him out for a new TMNT action figure.
Chestnuts roasted by Mr. Mr. Mr. @ 03/17/2004 9:28 PM
If they have one, a Capybara.
If not, I agree with allicat and would take a billion year old tortoise.
Chestnuts roasted by Kate @ 03/17/2004 9:36 PM
Marine life excluded, I think I’d have to go with some kinda monkey as well. There’s more interesting animals, but if we’re talking about ones kept at home, what could beat a monkey? Ape!!
Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 03/17/2004 9:56 PM
AN OKAPI! there these cool zebra giraffe like things!!!
Chestnuts roasted by ralph @ 03/17/2004 10:09 PM
Well, I’ve got stuffed grizzly bears at home, so why not bring home the real ones? I’ve got a lot of things in common with them – I’m protective of my younsters (well, of my brother) and my territory, I eat meat and veggies (and everything else), I sleep as much as I can, and I have thick…well, hair.
Chestnuts roasted by starwenn @ 03/17/2004 10:20 PM
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