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03/17/2004: Epirts.

Which animal would you steal from the zoo?


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Discussion Thread: 68 comments

A penguin, but only if i had a good freezer room for him. I could dress him up in a top hat and a monocle and re-enact scenes from batman.

Ghosted by Ally @ 03/19/2004 12:54 PM EST


I’d choose an orangutan; watching them hang and swing about always makes me fiercely proud of my primate heritage.

"Hey, Orangutan, I’ll trade you this leftover sapience for some extra arboreality!"
"SSSSSSSSLLURRRRRP!!!"
"…Well, so much for that trade."

Name that reference, win a free art request.

Ghosted by G'Tron @ 03/19/2004 3:37 AM EST


All of the cute little tropical froggies. I’ve always hated seeing them stuck in those nasty, stinky, dirty cages. Reminds me of Matt’s trip to the Gross-Zoo, where one of the posters here saw him wearing mismatched socks.

Now I’m sad, thinking about the little froggies.

Ghosted by trajeal @ 03/19/2004 8:02 AM EST


Of course, if I had a million dollars, and didn’t have to break into the zoo, I’d buy a monkey. Cuz, I’ve always wanted one.

Ghosted by trajeal @ 03/19/2004 8:05 AM EST


A Baleen Whale.

A gorilla escaped from the Dallas zoo yesterday and ate 4 people before it was ripped apart by a minigun.

Ghosted by Slacker @ 03/19/2004 11:36 AM EST


Sounds like Zombie Night at the Gotham Aquarium! Or, "Your Gorilla Style is good, but it is no match against my UZI-FU!" When I heard ‘400-pound gorilla’ in the early reports, I said (out loud) "Whatever he wants." At least I was alone at the time. Woulda had some ’splaining to do.

Ghosted by kingklash @ 03/19/2004 11:56 AM EST


Actually, first, I’d let all of the Killer Ducks loose onto the city.

Ghosted by trajeal @ 03/19/2004 1:00 PM EST


One of you guys.

Just wait. One of these days, my monkey clan will overtake the San Diego zoo, then Cailfornia, then, THE WORLD!

Ghosted by Furious George @ 03/20/2004 9:34 PM EST


I would steal any monkey I could get my hand on.

Ghosted by Jeremiah @ 03/21/2004 1:49 PM EST


A lion, a tiger and a bear.. Oh My!

Ghosted by Cyanyde @ 03/22/2004 12:36 PM EST


Monkey Clan, is that like the Wu-Tang Clan?

Ghosted by kingklash @ 03/22/2004 11:44 AM EST


At the cleveland zoo there is a wolf retreat or something like that… I’d steal the pack of wolves to unleash on all the neighborhood cats… I hate the neighborhood cats

Ghosted by Radiohd @ 03/22/2004 1:51 PM EST


Any of the turtles, except maby snapping turtles.
That and a capybara.

Ghosted by Zeekay @ 03/23/2004 12:36 PM EST


just a note to those of you who want a koala, I spent some time in Australia, and came across lot’s o’ wild animals (we had a heard of kanagroo living in our back yard, and several Kingfishers "cookaberra’s" too) the two ugliest and annoying animals I came across were all the roadkill wambat’s and the naked koala’s. they’re nowhere near as furry as they look.

Ghosted by brandon @ 03/23/2004 11:45 AM EST


I would steal the walrus

Ghosted by Romo @ 03/30/2004 9:49 AM EST


G’Tron, was that reference to "Eureeka’s Castle?" I can’t believe I remember that.

Ghosted by Skeen @ 04/01/2004 3:23 PM EST


Koala.
Specifically, the ones from Koala-ala-land(sp?)

BTW: anyone remember that show? There were two Koala-heavy cartoons on Nick at the time. One of them I think was called the Woozles?(referenced above) the other was Adventures of the Little Koala.

Ghosted by Phallucide @ 04/05/2004 11:34 AM EDT


elephant

Ghosted by josh @ 05/11/2004 3:34 PM EDT


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