All of the cute little tropical froggies. I’ve always hated seeing them stuck in those nasty, stinky, dirty cages. Reminds me of Matt’s trip to the Gross-Zoo, where one of the posters here saw him wearing mismatched socks.
Now I’m sad, thinking about the little froggies.
Chestnuts roasted by trajeal @ 03/19/2004 8:02 AM
Of course, if I had a million dollars, and didn’t have to break into the zoo, I’d buy a monkey. Cuz, I’ve always wanted one.
Chestnuts roasted by trajeal @ 03/19/2004 8:05 AM
A Baleen Whale.
A gorilla escaped from the Dallas zoo yesterday and ate 4 people before it was ripped apart by a minigun.
Chestnuts roasted by Slacker @ 03/19/2004 11:36 AM
Sounds like Zombie Night at the Gotham Aquarium! Or, "Your Gorilla Style is good, but it is no match against my UZI-FU!" When I heard ’400-pound gorilla’ in the early reports, I said (out loud) "Whatever he wants." At least I was alone at the time. Woulda had some ‘splaining to do.
Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 03/19/2004 11:56 AM
Actually, first, I’d let all of the Killer Ducks loose onto the city.
Chestnuts roasted by trajeal @ 03/19/2004 1:00 PM
One of you guys.
Just wait. One of these days, my monkey clan will overtake the San Diego zoo, then Cailfornia, then, THE WORLD!
Chestnuts roasted by Furious George @ 03/20/2004 9:34 PM
I would steal any monkey I could get my hand on.
Chestnuts roasted by Jeremiah @ 03/21/2004 1:49 PM
A lion, a tiger and a bear.. Oh My!
Chestnuts roasted by Cyanyde @ 03/22/2004 12:36 PM
Monkey Clan, is that like the Wu-Tang Clan?
Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 03/22/2004 11:44 AM
At the cleveland zoo there is a wolf retreat or something like that… I’d steal the pack of wolves to unleash on all the neighborhood cats… I hate the neighborhood cats
Chestnuts roasted by Radiohd @ 03/22/2004 1:51 PM
Any of the turtles, except maby snapping turtles.
That and a capybara.
Chestnuts roasted by Zeekay @ 03/23/2004 12:36 PM
just a note to those of you who want a koala, I spent some time in Australia, and came across lot’s o’ wild animals (we had a heard of kanagroo living in our back yard, and several Kingfishers "cookaberra’s" too) the two ugliest and annoying animals I came across were all the roadkill wambat’s and the naked koala’s. they’re nowhere near as furry as they look.
Chestnuts roasted by brandon @ 03/23/2004 11:45 AM
I would steal the walrus
Chestnuts roasted by Romo @ 03/30/2004 9:49 AM
G’Tron, was that reference to "Eureeka’s Castle?" I can’t believe I remember that.
Chestnuts roasted by Skeen @ 04/01/2004 3:23 PM
Koala.
Specifically, the ones from Koala-ala-land(sp?)
BTW: anyone remember that show? There were two Koala-heavy cartoons on Nick at the time. One of them I think was called the Woozles?(referenced above) the other was Adventures of the Little Koala.
Chestnuts roasted by Phallucide @ 04/05/2004 11:34 AM
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A penguin, but only if i had a good freezer room for him. I could dress him up in a top hat and a monocle and re-enact scenes from batman.