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New Article: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Cookies!

When you happen upon a sealed box of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Cookies from 1989, you shouldn't keep it to yourself. In today's article, we open up and examine the doughy legacy, complete with two commercial reviews and an epilogue featuring Rocksteady rhyming. The cookies came in four flavors, and Leonardo really wanted you to eat them. Have a nice weekend. Love being a turtle.

Posted by Matt on 03/05/2004. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 99 comments

natural vanilla sucked

Chestnuts roasted by valarie @ 03/09/2004 12:19 PM

Wait, when was there a Power Rangers/TMNT team-up?

Chestnuts roasted by Icymatt @ 03/09/2004 9:39 AM

that made my day. thank you :)

Chestnuts roasted by becca @ 03/09/2004 10:26 AM

Saban was behind Next Mutation. So it was a foretold, forgone, fortheluvvapete lock for a TMNT/MMPR crossover. Blorgh.

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 03/09/2004 1:01 PM

Yeah, I too remember the Ninja Turtles Cookies.

They were 3/4 good. Leonardo’s regualar cookies, Raphael’s Cinnamon, Donatello’s Chocolate Chip. The Michealangelo Peanut Butter ones sucked though…not even my dog would eat them.

I also remember the contest where you could fill out a stub at your grocer and win a toy. I won Donatello. Sweet!!!

Chestnuts roasted by pvtkeyser @ 03/10/2004 3:37 AM

I never ate the cookies, although I had the shitty tasting cereal. Ugh..

Chestnuts roasted by Jeremiah @ 03/10/2004 6:18 PM

dude, i swear i have that same figure of the rhino in th pants!

Chestnuts roasted by flod @ 03/10/2004 9:29 PM

That new Ninja Turtles series sucks. So it’s more like the comic… I don’t care! I like the old series. I wish that CN would start showing it.

Chestnuts roasted by AngeFaitore @ 03/11/2004 5:15 PM

Hey Matt, you oughta do a review on the TMNT snack that was known as Crunchabungas. They were pizza/cracker-like snacks. The other cool thing about them was that they had this cool claymated commercial featuring no one but the TMNT themselves. But I guess you can only write a review on it if you’re able to obtain the appropriate resources (e.g. the commercial, the snack itself, etc.)

Chestnuts roasted by Nate @ 03/20/2004 7:40 AM

Nate: I know about those, and would love to, but can’t just yet for reasons described in your last sentence. :)

Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 03/20/2004 2:25 PM

Matt: Yeah, totally understandable.

Chestnuts roasted by Nate @ 03/22/2004 6:55 PM

Matt: Yeah, totally understandable.

Chestnuts roasted by Nate @ 03/22/2004 6:55 PM

heh.. my brother still has one of the coin bank Turtles. i threw mine away a few years ago.

it was Hell to eat them even back when they were fresh, but you HAD to if you wanted the coin bank…

Chestnuts roasted by Sara @ 03/28/2004 4:35 AM

WHat was that thing on the corner of the box insisting that we watch them "come to life"? Is it milk? Are you supposed to drop them in your milk and watch them bloat up to life with milk blood?

Chestnuts roasted by mugatu_monster @ 04/15/2004 6:29 AM

Okay, I’m sorry that this has nothing to do with TMNT< but it has something to do with gone cookies; does anyone remember those chocolate chip cookie sticks called "Spit spot" I believe (like what Mary Poppins always said)? Mmm, tasty...and by the way, I have, on tape, the original TMNT cartoons- surprisingly homoerotic. Oh I'm sorry, I've brought sexuality into the classroom.

Oh well.

Chestnuts roasted by Josh @ 04/15/2004 8:08 PM

Okay, I’m sorry that this has nothing to do with TMNT< but it has something to do with gone cookies; does anyone remember those chocolate chip cookie sticks called "Spit spot" I believe (like what Mary Poppins always said)? Mmm, tasty...and by the way, I have, on tape, the original TMNT cartoons- surprisingly homoerotic. Oh I'm sorry, I've brought sexuality into the classroom.

Oh well.

Chestnuts roasted by Josh @ 04/15/2004 8:08 PM

Okay, I’m sorry that this has nothing to do with TMNT< but it has something to do with gone cookies; does anyone remember those chocolate chip cookie sticks called "Spit spot" I believe (like what Mary Poppins always said)? Mmm, tasty...and by the way, I have, on tape, the original TMNT cartoons- surprisingly homoerotic. Oh I'm sorry, I've brought sexuality into the classroom.

Oh well.

Chestnuts roasted by Josh @ 04/15/2004 8:08 PM

They are all sooooo sexy!

Chestnuts roasted by Blastoffamyblahdramyass @ 05/04/2004 1:08 PM

lmfao ur halarious

Chestnuts roasted by TaTe @ 05/24/2004 9:49 AM

hey i wish i knew where i could get a hold of these cute cookies!!

Chestnuts roasted by Pearl @ 05/25/2004 5:53 PM

hey i wish i knew where i could get a hold of these cute cookies!!

Chestnuts roasted by Pearl @ 05/25/2004 5:53 PM

hey i wish i knew where i could get a hold of these cute cookies!!

Chestnuts roasted by timothyoneseven @ 05/25/2004 5:54 PM

I was a huge Ninja Turtles fan when I was younger and watched them every day on KPTM, so imagine my glee when I won the Fox 42 Kids Club sweepstakes! Sure my prize was just another crappy Leonardo that I already had, but I WON it! I was the king of the 5th grade for like 2 weeks with that baby!

Chestnuts roasted by Viperlord @ 03/05/2010 10:25 PM

RewolfJ — Your Fox kids club was Fox 49 out of Portland, Oregon, right? I remember Roxy the Fox! That was around 1990 – 1994, right?

Chestnuts roasted by Ryan Thompson @ 10/01/2010 12:59 AM

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