Looking at the main page, I noticed that I hadn’t done a He-Man article in many months. Whoops. Making up for some lost time, here’s my review of an insane Masters of the Universe Coloring Book, featuring two stories and some strange games and puzzles. The stories contain everything from Skeletor driving clouds to forcing marriage on Teela, so it seemed like something I had to show you. Review spans several pages, but it’s mostly a quick read, so get readin’ quick.
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Damn, Matt, this was one of your better articles. The Teela story seemed like something my sisters and I would have come up with about fifteen years years ago (except we didn’t have Teela, so Skeletor would have married one of the She-Ra figures, and He-Man and a few My Little Ponies would have rescued her). That "cloud" thing was truly inspired, though, up to and including the psycho black scribble. I think I have a good explanation of why some of the coloring was decent and some of it was dada – an older sibling or parent must have briefly joined the little kid.
My mom colored with my siblings and I all the time when we were little. We had tons of coloring books for everything under the sun, but the ones I remember most were a "Justice League of America" (or something like that) activity book (I only remember it because the Wonder Twins were in it) and a really cute all-coloring "Chip and Dale’s Rescue Rangers" tale about the crew foiling a plot on a cruise ship. We had that book for years.