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New Article: Cobra’s Chia Plot — Part IV!

It's time for Commander Frack and his troops to pay the piper. In Cobra's Chia Plot: Part IV, our heroes finally get to meet up with the one and only Cobra Commander, who isn't too pleased with the pitiful sack of wilted Chia sprouts he's been delivered. Will our friends make it out alive? Will G.I. Joe make good on their vow to end Cobra's terrorist ways? There's surprises and dead bodies at every turn in our continuing story about Cobra soldiers who grow Chia Pets. Sorry it's late, been a busy week. As for this week, many a new article a'comin. Stay tuned...

Posted by Matt on 02/29/2004. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 83 comments

For a fight scene, there sure was a lot of hugging, and laying down.

jkjk!! <3<3<3 :D

Chestnuts roasted by Talk About The Future @ 03/01/2004 6:52 PM

This is probably one of the best epic’s ever, I pray it will never end.
I am sure your article has generated some increased Joe sales, as I know I have already bought 5 if the 12" ones just because of this article.

Chestnuts roasted by Mindsuckr @ 03/01/2004 9:23 PM

Truly a great work. And the Ninja Turtles? Beutiful….seriously though, that must be some seriously great stuff your smoking/drinking man!

Chestnuts roasted by Jawas eat babies. @ 03/01/2004 9:32 PM

I just got that 12" Cobra Commander on eBay actually. He should be here within the week. I know that Agent Faces is the one with the Zartan/Mindbender/etc masks, but who is that "real" Zartan? I don’t recall ever seeing that figure before…

Chestnuts roasted by Jim @ 03/01/2004 11:40 PM

The "real" Zartan is indeed Zartan — brand new figure. Really neat one, too. Gotta give Hasbro credit, they’re kicking ass with this line so far.

Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 03/01/2004 11:45 PM

Now that I look on eBay I do see that he’s real. That’s pretty cool. Have you seen the silver helmet version Valor Vs. Venom Cobra Commander yet? He’s around on eBay as well and is awesome.

I have a question though. A few years or so ago, there was a line of military figures. I don’t know who made them, they were 12" tall and had accessories out the ass. Like guys with bombs and knives and urban warriors and crap. Do you know what they are/were?

Chestnuts roasted by Jim @ 03/02/2004 1:00 AM

How many installments are we gonna have to wait for? I never thought this one would come, and its here and 10 minutes later, it’s done. cruel indeed. i can’t wait for 2 more weeks… someday it’ll be here… im thinkin the turtles couldn’t possibly do anything to cobra, i mean cobra does have those 4 foot guns and everything. oh well. hurry up those 2 weeks!

Chestnuts roasted by ANdrew @ 03/02/2004 8:47 AM

The Spanish Spongebob theme song and Oscar news in the same place? This is the best comments page ever.
Are those the 80′s/90′s Turtles figures, or some of the new ones?

Chestnuts roasted by Alt-Tab @ 03/02/2004 11:22 AM

Also wanted to comment that Cobra Commander looks like Mush Mouth from Fat Albert.

Chestnuts roasted by trajeal @ 03/02/2004 12:25 PM

TMNT? I can’t wait…

:)

Chestnuts roasted by The ORIGINAL Paul @ 03/02/2004 7:49 PM

Jim: There are about 4 (or more) different companies who make serious, adult-oriented 12-inch military figures now. The two lines easily found in US stores are:
- US-based 21st Century’s Ultimate Soldier line (they also make 1:18 3’3/4 inch Joe-scale figures and vehicles) http://www.21stcenturytoys.com/

- BlueBox Toys/BBi’s Elite Force line (they also make 1:18 3’3/4 inch Joe-scale figures and vehicles as well). http://www.blueboxtoys.com/bbi/index.html#

Both companies make various figures, though 21st Century concentrates on WWII while BBi concentrate on modern soldiers from all over the world. They also made a George W. Bush in flightsuit figure last year.

Chestnuts roasted by FFN @ 03/02/2004 10:23 PM

What’s the deal with the IV in "Part IV" being a link to something called bonus.wmv? It just goes back to the main page currently.

Chestnuts roasted by PhotoBoy @ 03/04/2004 5:13 AM

You’re from St. Pete too Stilewalker? I’ll be down there starting sunday for spring break (long story, don’t ask).

They ruined the Bounty for stinkin’ spongebob? Wow. Talk about retarded. Might hafta see the movie though just to see if you made it in…

Chestnuts roasted by Eric @ 03/04/2004 8:31 PM

Where is part V? This is all I live for.

Chestnuts roasted by sixpointsix @ 03/22/2004 3:17 PM

Yeah, seriously! Come on Matt! You’re slacking!

Chestnuts roasted by Coldplaya @ 03/24/2004 8:04 PM

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!

Chestnuts roasted by sixpointsix @ 04/08/2004 10:12 AM

CHIA PLOT V! CHIA PLOT V, NOW!

Chestnuts roasted by alitnil @ 04/10/2004 6:16 AM

My wife thinks I’m crazy for laughing so much.. great story!

Chestnuts roasted by eraserhead @ 04/10/2004 8:28 PM

Seriously this is by far one of the best pieces of writing I think I have ever read. More plot twists than a Vince Russo angle! Check out my website, Studio 54! If you are a fan of XE then you should love it! Matt when will we get to see the next installment, don’t leave us hanging dude!

Chestnuts roasted by West @ 04/13/2004 10:06 PM

Come on, it’s just playing with dolls and taking pictures. Don’t you do this every night.

Chestnuts roasted by sixpointsix @ 04/14/2004 10:43 AM

Matt, it has been almost 2 months now, and still no part V!?!?!?! Are you dead? I’ll bet that Cookie Puss has taken over your body and while you can still shine through by posting reviews, you just don’t have the power to write the rest of the Chia saga. Fight it Matt!!! You are stronger than cookie puss and you can’t let us down!! Damn that big nosed fucker to hell!!

Chestnuts roasted by beatupyourmom @ 04/14/2004 7:44 PM

2 weeks, 2 months? You could dedicate a website to this tale!

Chestnuts roasted by sixpointsix @ 04/28/2004 4:56 PM

Matt, what happened to Part 5??? Cmon man, dont keep us in suspense any longer…You did the X-Mas Story thing which was entertaining but the Chia Plot has to be finished…PLEASE?!??!?!? My urge to commit a horrible disgusting suicide using household items cant be stopped without something to keep me from seeing what would happen if I tried to beat myself senseless with a can opener…Please!?!?!?

Chestnuts roasted by Tree @ 05/08/2004 4:18 PM

What heppens next i gotta know.

Chestnuts roasted by the not so mysterious @ 05/13/2004 11:23 PM

It’s been three months! This is worse than the five year wait for Rocky V.

Chestnuts roasted by Need...Chia...Plot...Conclusion @ 05/30/2004 7:07 PM

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