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New Article: “Critters 4″ Movie Review!

Wrapping up the series, here's my review of "Critters 4." It's the last call for the Crites, who do their best to make one final impression with the help of Brad Dourif and Angela Bassett's ass. Not the way I envisioned the Critters saga concluding, but hey, at least they tried something different. Set fifty years in the future, the Critters are back in outer space and ready to eat more people you couldn't give two shits about. Review includes two video clips and three pictures of the aforementioned ass.

Posted by Matt on 02/25/2004. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 48 comments

Aaah, when they run out of ideas for sequels, the space theme never fails. Weve hade Jason in Space, leprachaun in space, critters in space, muppets in space…

Chestnuts roasted by Great Bison @ 02/26/2004 2:49 AM

Matt, I sat through that monologue…

holy shit, you work hard for this site. That shit was exasperating.

Chestnuts roasted by Chopstick Sensei @ 02/26/2004 4:40 AM

Woohoo! Finally another movie review..
Thanks Matt, you make it fun to start up my internet browser these days :)

Chestnuts roasted by Cyanyde @ 02/26/2004 6:54 AM

Matt is so right! If they made a Gremlins 3, and even though they are asexual, they would give gizmo a girlfriend. That would make me lose faith.

Chestnuts roasted by Stilewalker @ 02/26/2004 8:36 AM

If I was Matt, I would never, ever review Mac and Me.

Chestnuts roasted by i was a lion @ 02/26/2004 5:37 PM

Matt, when you do get around to M&M, please include A-wel Cruiz in the review.

The director had at least one fan:
http://chud.com/forums/showthread.php?s=32c97a01cede5efc9f451967c6413f40&threadid=55745

Chestnuts roasted by ME @ 02/26/2004 6:14 PM

i got SOMEThing betterrr !!! check it out
hit the button http://gangstaguro.flappie.nl http://gangstaguro.flappie.nl http://gangstaguro.flappie.nl
plussss the critters and this one is with comedy

Chestnuts roasted by dello @ 02/26/2004 7:45 PM

Am I terribly sick if I find Brad Dourif oddly attractive?

Chestnuts roasted by GJ @ 02/26/2004 11:10 PM

"negotiably" skeptical??

Chestnuts roasted by Eric Relevant @ 02/27/2004 3:16 AM

I was into the critter movies a little too much back in my younger days, still classics in my book. Wait for the credits to get done rolling in the fourth one, you’ll get to hear a critter scream…Critters 5, in the making?

Chestnuts roasted by chives @ 02/27/2004 4:12 AM

Desire to kill Al.. 94%
Lethargy induced by his unrepentant monotone.. 95%

Cannot.. overcome.. kill.. me..

Wait I can fantasize about chocolate cake. That will make it better.

Chestnuts roasted by B @ 02/27/2004 11:57 AM

Finaly we close the the Critters saga. And it is a saga. It feels like yesterday was that warm summer day that I spent inside watching all the Critters movies on a Sci-Fi Channel marathon. What a mark it made on my life.

And by mark I mean negative. Sure it entertained me for a few hours. Ya know kept me inside in front of the television instead of playing other kids, developing critical social skills. No wonder I’m all alone =( But top notch movies, A+++ all ’round!!!

Chestnuts roasted by Stephan Erkel @ 02/27/2004 5:34 PM

Somehow I have the feeling Im going to be dreaming of Angela Bassit’s ass tonight…Thanks Matt. Thanks alot. ;)

Chestnuts roasted by Allie @ 02/29/2004 12:41 PM

"sporadic audio, some video, central logic is 50%. Nearly neanderthal." ’nuff said. The things you do for us little people :)

Chestnuts roasted by iivuli @ 02/29/2004 2:34 PM

did anyone else notice that the orange guy was leo from twin peaks.. perhaps im sadistic but that was fun inna bun.

Chestnuts roasted by NatE @ 02/29/2004 3:45 PM

Speaking of really bad, but funny movies…Did anyone see House of the Dead? I expected it to be terrible, but not that funny, but it was terrible and hilarious, worth checking out.

Chestnuts roasted by The Germanator @ 03/01/2004 12:13 PM

Matt, can you post the video of Angela Bassets’s ummm amazing assets cameo?

Chestnuts roasted by ColeCash @ 03/12/2004 5:49 PM

Hey, that guy…looked a little bit like Radar O’Riely from MASH.

Chestnuts roasted by sarah @ 03/18/2004 10:48 AM

ive got critters 4 on video and i wouldnt say the movie was great but im a big critters fan,even though ive only seen 1,2 and 4.

id give it a 6 outa 10.

Chestnuts roasted by Daniel milburn @ 04/08/2004 5:02 PM

You guys are too obsessed with Angela’s ass….but I’m sure she’s glad to see fans, even if they just like her for her behind!

Chestnuts roasted by BassettHound @ 09/04/2006 4:35 PM

It is cool when they get the man at hte begining when they bite off his tongue

Chestnuts roasted by Enji Benji @ 09/12/2006 7:15 AM

I’m watching Critters 4 now, at the same time I’m reading your review, and your review makes the movie actually fun to watch (believe it or not). What is so cool is that as soon as I got to the part in your review about Angela Bassett’s ass shot, that’s exactly when the shower scene came on, and low and behold, there’s Angela Bassetts ass on tv right in front of me. Real nice!

It’s a boring, cold Saturday afternoon in New York, and I’m watching Critters 4 on OuterMax because there is god damn nothing else to do. Why can’t they put on decent horror and sci-fi movies on Saturday afternoons?

Chestnuts roasted by John Verco @ 02/24/2007 2:20 PM

critters,critters2,gremlins,and gremlins 2 are the best creture movie i ever say.critters 3 and 4 suck.

Chestnuts roasted by colin @ 04/12/2007 8:31 PM

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