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So, the television is obstructed from the computer, so I'm finishing up some stuff I have to do, and can't help but hear Montel Williams giving his opening speech for whatever show he's got going now. I'm tuning it out almost to perfection like I always do...until he introduces his first guest. "Ladies and gentlemen....Dan Conner!"

I hopped up, knocked half of my equipment over, and wouldn't you know it...

It wasn't really Dan Conner. Not even close. This guy is like 150 pounds and Darlene's nowhere in sight. I never thought Montel would disappoint me like this.

New article up later today...

Posted by Matt on 02/05/2004. E-mail me!

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The television is obstructed from view by the computer, so I'm finishing up some stuff I have to do, and can't help but hear Montel Williams giving his opening speech for whatever show he's got going now. I'm tuning it out almost to perfection like I always do...until he introduces his first guest. "Ladies and gentlemen....Dan Conner!"

I hopped up, knocked half of my equipment over, and wouldn't you know it...

It wasn't really Dan Conner. Not even close. This guy is like 150 pounds and Darlene's nowhere in sight. I never thought Montel would disappoint me like this.

New article up later today...

Posted by Matt on 02/05/2004. E-mail me!

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Montel Williams spoke at my middle school before he was famous. He kept saying "Mountain….get out …. of my way!"

and did i get the first post? :-O

Chestnuts roasted by Spiffy McKracken @ 02/05/2004 9:17 AM

Woo hoo I did!

Chestnuts roasted by Spiffy McKracken @ 02/05/2004 9:17 AM

Damn, that was an awesome show, I had this huge crush on darlene’s boyfriend David (don’t remember the actor’s name)

I wanted Roseanne to be my mom cuz she was so much cooler than mine (love ya mom) Now that was really the average all-american/canadian family. lovin it!

Chestnuts roasted by Jen @ 02/05/2004 9:22 AM

That is a bloddy shame. You know, I want to get one of those refurbished 21 inch moniters for $215. I wonder if it will suck…

Chestnuts roasted by Stilewalker @ 02/05/2004 9:23 AM

I always liked the ever changing Becky. I just found out that the cute becky is the same girl on scrubs. She’s a hottie.

Chestnuts roasted by Stilewalker @ 02/05/2004 9:25 AM

Yeah, Sarah Chalke.

Love John Goodman, but I’m worried that he may go the way of John Candy. But I love that fucker. *Milhouse et al. voice* Barton Fink! Barton Fink!

Chestnuts roasted by Molten @ 02/05/2004 9:29 AM

You do get that impression, don’t ya Molten? By the end of Roseanne, the guy could barely get three lines out without looking totally winded. Too bad.

PS — I think Darlene was my second celebrity crush. Miss Elizabeth was the first.

Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 02/05/2004 9:30 AM

Sarah Chalke is canadian!

Canadian women rock!

Chestnuts roasted by Jen @ 02/05/2004 9:31 AM

Dude…Maury is better..and Baby Looney Toons..dude.

Chestnuts roasted by The Dude @ 02/05/2004 9:47 AM

I woulda punched Montel for such a blatant attempt to increase ratings. "Next on Montel, Dan Conner!" Yeah, the Dan Conner that goes around the country talking about fire safety.

One of the best things of living in New Orleans is having John Goodman around. He waved at me once.

Who invented aglets? I want to shake his/her hand. They keep my laces from fraying.

Chestnuts roasted by Nachokhaki @ 02/05/2004 9:56 AM

All I get down here is Jerry Springer. We nodded at eachother at the movie theater once. Whoopie.

Chestnuts roasted by Stilewalker @ 02/05/2004 10:12 AM

Dude, Sarah Chalke is a total babe. I remember I was watching Scrubs one night while eating dinner (yeah, coaching swimming means I eat late) and it happened to be the episode where she and JD sleep together at Christmas. So I’m sittin’ there, thinking "Woohoo! Elliott in bra ‘n’, like, no clothes!"… and then my father, who happens to be in the room, looks at her, turns to my mother, and says, "You know, she really doesn’t have a very good body." And my mother AGREES! Fools, both of them.

Chestnuts roasted by The Lucky One @ 02/05/2004 10:20 AM

Happy BIRFDAY Matt! Hope you get a party at Berberking.

Chestnuts roasted by KENNEF @ 02/05/2004 11:06 AM

Holy Crap. I watch Scrubs all the time and I never realized that was Becky on the TV. Now I see it! I too had a crush on Becky, but it was on Becky #1. I stopped watching the show after the first few seasons… I believe Sarah Chalke was Becky #2, right?

Chestnuts roasted by Nachokhaki @ 02/05/2004 11:14 AM

You ever see the movie "True Stories" where Goodman sings that country song?

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 02/05/2004 11:36 AM

big labowski… john goodman is the man.

Chestnuts roasted by chad @ 02/05/2004 11:48 AM

I always wanted to live in the Conner household, even though they were kind of poor, and they fought all the time. But they had the best Halloween’s ever, Darlene’s costume with the demonspawn coming out her belly made me pray I could be reborn out of Roseanne and live in that family.

Chestnuts roasted by Brrent @ 02/05/2004 11:51 AM

I had a total girl-crush on Darlene. She was so cool and sarcastic, I totally wanted to be her best friend.

Chestnuts roasted by B-Dawg @ 02/05/2004 11:56 AM

Dan Connor? I work with him. He’s lost weight and de-aged, but he’s there…

Chestnuts roasted by Nemesis @ 02/05/2004 12:21 PM

Having an episode of Roseanne on at 5:30 in the morning is the only reason I haven’t found a new job that wouldn’t require me to get up that early.

I always wished I was a Conner.

Chestnuts roasted by XviviX @ 02/05/2004 12:28 PM

And now Tom Arnold is an oven mitt.

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 02/05/2004 12:31 PM

I was just looking at IMDB and Becky’s boyfriend/husband Mark lived in Ireland until he was 18, and then died of an overdose in 2002. Yikes.

Chestnuts roasted by trajeal @ 02/05/2004 12:54 PM

On 610 (sportsradio station) in Philly, they are broadcasting today as if it is 1983. It’s very cool, and right up everybody’s alley in here. Lot’s of Cabbage Patch, Micheal Jackson, Atari, Star Wars talk!

Chestnuts roasted by Y2JB78 @ 02/05/2004 1:47 PM

Dan Conner: iconic father we all strive to be. That bitch had to kill him off though. Damn.

Chestnuts roasted by Gerald Furnari @ 02/05/2004 2:29 PM

Mark died fom an overdose of Ireland?

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 02/05/2004 2:36 PM

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