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Build your fallout shelter.

Let's try out another poll. Either we're at war, toxic asteroids are falling, or some other great catastrophe is going on that causes you to head underground, alone, to a small fallout shelter you built for just such an occasion. It's a special fallout shelter -- no phones, but you took the time to add battery-operated TV/VCR combos so you can watch videos while the world explodes. What do you take down there -- movies, books or whatever else, to keep yourself occupied for the many weeks or possibly even months? What kind of fallout shelter are you running?

Posted by Matt on 02/04/2004. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 127 comments

My sister, the one who died once already, is in the reserves and is right now getting ready with her unit to go to Iraq. She could hook me up with M(eals) R(ejected by) E(thiopia)s and those spooky sandwiches that stay fresh for five years. Theres a few caves round these parts for shelter, but a well-stocked hole would be located under my dream home (a smallish castle out in the country, with RV hookups in the courtyard for friends, if I ever win a few million dollars, everyones invited to a housewarming at Castle TimeLost) and have full collections of Isaac Asimov, Harlan Ellison, Arthur C. Clarke, E. E. "Doc" Smith, Stephen "Hey, is that a van?" King, First and Second Chronicles of Thomas Covenant, All the Ring books, Collections of Greek, Norse, Japanese, Irish, Russian, and of course my own tribal Myths and Legends (and many other ethnic groups I may have forgotten to mention), pretty much entire sections of libraries and bookstores. Various volumes of how-to manuals, some to use, some to trade. Too many videos to count. A lot of art supplies. All my old video games. All my TansFormers. A computer with at least a decent word processing setup. Hallowe’en decorations. Giant flyswatter (I have one somewhere). Bible, of course. My Rubik’s Cube. A ton of my diabetic supplies. My copies of "Duende Meadow" and "Alas, Babylon." Risk 2120, Dungeon, OuiJa board, cards (Playing and Tarot). Whoopie cushion. And a girl of high intelligance, great sense of humor, who’ll fight by my side as we battle hordes of zombies who want my issues of Amalgam Comics.

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 02/04/2004 1:02 PM


Whores and whiskey

Chestnuts roasted by Just @ 02/04/2004 1:17 PM


Oh, great, now Gadzooks is going under. hee.

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 02/04/2004 1:18 PM


my library,alot of beer,my twin peaks boxed set,plenty of funs and ammo,some unruly midgets for entertainment purposes,you know the usual

Chestnuts roasted by meef @ 02/04/2004 1:23 PM


Just- with money rendered obsolete in this post-apocalyptic society and all… well, what exactly are you paying the whores with? Food? You bastard…

Chestnuts roasted by The Lucky One @ 02/04/2004 1:39 PM


Hmmm… lessee… I’d take:
-My big ol’ collection of MST3K tapes.
-My boyfriend and his big ol’ collection of Superman TV shows.
-Several metric tonnes of macaroni ‘n’ cheese (maybe even the Spongebob kind!)
-My elderly Windows 98 laptop with the broken LCD monitor (it may be suffering from the beginnings of Computer Alzheimer’s, but at least I can burn CDs with my fun new external drive!)
-My M*A*S*H collection: the movie, the TV shows, the book, and the script for the very-cleaned-up play.
-My kitten, for entertainment purposes. He’s still at the stage where he is physically able to jump 4 feet in the air for no reason.
-Any books by Douglas Adams, Dave Barry, Fran Lebowitz, Art Buchwald, or Garrison Keillor.
-My clarinet, lest I forget my band geek upbringing.
-All 4 seasons (series? seriesesesessess?) of Monty Python’s Flying Circus.
-A rather large collection of CDs, including 80s music, show tunes, Josh Groban, BNL, Billy Joel, Genesis, Elton John, and Barry White.
-A hamster, just because I’ve always wanted a hamster.

Chestnuts roasted by MRNonCCN @ 02/04/2004 1:49 PM


A quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, and a pint of raw ether.

Chestnuts roasted by Hunter @ 02/04/2004 1:57 PM


Every movie I owned. Every comic book I could get my hands on. All the legos I could steal from KB. My friends ps2 which he’s letting me borrow to play FFx-2. Transformers. Ninja Turles. Battle beasts. Alicat (since she wanted a hot young thing ;) ) oh and a computer to check on X-E

Chestnuts roasted by Spiffy McKracken @ 02/04/2004 1:58 PM


Chyna, Sarah Silverman, Linda Carter, Queen Latifah, Chase Masterson, one Olsen Twin, and BlackArachnia.

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 02/04/2004 2:07 PM


Things I would take:

1) a radio (it would be nice to know if the world is actually totally destroyed)

2)more books than you can shake a fist at, primarily romantic poets and English novels, with some Hawthorne, Melville, and Poe to shake things up.

3)complete works of Nietzsche.

4)The Bible, and Book of Common Prayer

5)some other people (namely loved ones)

6)a Towell. Always carry one.

7)DVDs, NES games, etc.

Chestnuts roasted by Cameron @ 02/04/2004 2:31 PM


Hey, Brandon,

Ain’t the Disgaea game the best game ever? That is one I will definitely be spending a lot of my time in the shelter working on. I’m on hour 76, and my highest character is 31. I’ve already transmigrated Laharl twice, though. Just taking my time, enjoying the item world mostly.

Uma Thurman told me she just LOVES strategy RPGs. I’m so in like Flint.

Chestnuts roasted by Nachokhaki @ 02/04/2004 2:40 PM


The Lucky One – I figure that the whores will have nothin’ better to do at the time.

Chestnuts roasted by Just @ 02/04/2004 2:58 PM


kingklash – May I have the other Olsen Twin?

Chestnuts roasted by Stilewalker @ 02/04/2004 2:59 PM


Sure Stile, you can even pick which one!

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 02/04/2004 3:04 PM


I started thinking about this but figured that since I’m not going to get Uma Thurman in the shelter with me, why bother? Screw this, you can keep your apocalypse.

Chestnuts roasted by Iivuli @ 02/04/2004 3:24 PM


Full Cyclone armor with optional Poodle Gun.

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 02/04/2004 3:28 PM


I think I would take…
- a hot plate to make things hot
- enough canned stew, rice and water to last 3 months
- weights so when I finally step out the bomb shelter I don’t collapse in a heap because my legs are all weak
- the holy books of every major world religion, just in case Jesus/Allah/Buddha/Yahweh/Satan stops by
- TV shows: every season of Night Court, Newsradio, Bugs Bunny & Tweety, Family Guy, Simpsons seasons 2-8, SCTV, and any show with an appearance by Dave Chapelle
- Movies: Shawshank Redemption, The Ref, 12 Monkeys, Dazed and Confused, every Alfred Hitchcock movie made, and Jackass: The Movie (those last two because I haven’t seen em yet)
- Games: Super Mario Bros. 2; Madden 2004 and NHL 2004 for X-Box
- People: as many friends as can fit comfortably, with a corresponding amount of members of the fairer sex…as another poster said, we’re in our mid-20s so no encouragement is needed. If Ash from Army of Darkness happens by with his boomstick, someone will be voted off the island to make room.

"Shop smart, shop S-Mart…YA GOT THAT?!!"

Chestnuts roasted by Hecubus @ 02/04/2004 3:30 PM


Well, first off, I’d pick out five different jigsaw puzzles, dump all of the pieces in a bag and throw away the boxes. I figure doing them would keep me busy until I went insane and didn’t care about the boredom anymore.

In case I still had any sanity left, I’d bring a huge stack of notebooks and sharpened pencils (and a pencil sharpener, so I don’t end up like that shipwrecked artist on Spongebob Squarepants episode #424. It all comes back around, baby). All of those story ideas that have been rolling around in my head could finally be written down, but since you can’t start a new story in an old notebook, I’d need new a notebook for every single idea.

I’d also have to bring the GC and a Luigi’s Mansion. I never tire of hearing Luigi call for Mario. “Mario? MAAAR-io!”

All of my Stephen King books.

All of my Ann Rule books.

The Grapes of Wrath.

All of my books on Billy the Kid.

My Freaks and Geeks DVDs (if they arrive before the apocalypse).

Stand By Me, The Breakfast Club, Fight Club, Man in the Moon, and all of my taped Carnivale episodes.

Cinnamon candies and Special Dark candy bars.

An engine block and all appropriate tools so I could take it apart and then put it back together (yes, I’m weird).

I guess I’d bring my husband and kids, although there’s no way I’m listing all of the crap I’d have to bring along for them.

Hey, Stilewalker, great DVD picks! Haven’t you always wanted a monkey?

Chestnuts roasted by trajeal @ 02/04/2004 3:37 PM


A little Golden book about Gabby, and pinup posters of Molten and Duck.

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 02/04/2004 3:48 PM


Porn and a whole lot of tissues.

Chestnuts roasted by Jimmie The Scumbag @ 02/04/2004 3:57 PM


My computer. As long as I have music and freecell I’m ok.
And for when the screen starts making my eyes hurt, my Grisham, Tolkien, Karl May, and Harry Potter books books.

Oh and the first LotR movie ,Shrek, and my old PSX with Vagrant Story and Metal Gear Solid.

Chestnuts roasted by David @ 02/04/2004 4:00 PM


Food. Seriously. Lots and lots of food… nothing else is more entertaining or fulfilling. My fallout shelter would be a veritable gingerbread house.

Chestnuts roasted by Samila @ 02/04/2004 4:04 PM


What I like most of all is that almost everyone has listed their various significant others basically as afterthoughts on the list. "Let’s see, I’ll need my Transformers and He-Mans, my Simpsons and Sailor Moon DVDs, definitely all my REM CDs, hmmm, maybe some Raymond Chandler books, last week’s Toyfare, my comic book collection, the complete works of Shakespeare, a back scratcher, some chewing gum, that marble I found under the couch yesterday… I think that’s everything. Oh wait, I guess we can probably fit the girlfriend in there too. You know, if she’s cool with the idea of sharing me and all." Clearly monogamy is all it’s cracked up to be. *wink*

Chestnuts roasted by The Lucky One @ 02/04/2004 4:05 PM


my lego collection would keep me more than busy enough…

but i’d have my cat and hamster with me too.

a radio / tv / computer would be nice if they were still broadcasting/online.

Chestnuts roasted by heeloyd @ 02/04/2004 4:34 PM


I would kidnap Matt, the entire Something Awful crew (including Leonard J. Crabs) and Terry Pratchett and lock them in my shelter at gunpoint, where they’ll be forced to write things that may or may not be funny until such time that they cannot write anymore, for example because they’ve starved to death or because the cats I’ve brought accidentally shot them. Also, I’d get old male G.I. Joe action figures and make short stop-motion animated movies with them, set in the Blue Oyster bar from Police Academy, for my own amusement.

Chestnuts roasted by JC @ 02/04/2004 4:35 PM


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