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New Article: Eating Spongebob Squarepants.

The 11th hour...just in time. Today's article is a special feature about some of the incredibly many Spongebob Squarepants food promotions that have just hit store shelves, ranging from Pop Tarts to cereal, popsicles, Cheez-It crackers, fruit snacks and more. He even got his own macaroni and cheese! He's pretty much everywhere you look in the supermarkets these days -- it's almost as bad as those Hulk promotions we looked at last summer. Here's the article, including several really giant pictures that may potentially cause hunger. When will it end? When there's Spongebob chicken.

Posted by Matt on 02/03/2004. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 136 comments

Actually, Matt, that Spongebob Ice Cream ~IS~ a unique flavor… I’ve never heard of Caramel Cookie Dough before. If you have, it’s a retread with Spongebob and Patric shaped cookie dough chunks. It’s pretty damned good– a regular at this house until they stopped carrying it at our grocery store. Bryers has some high quality ice cream, so it’s worth the $6– expecially since you’ll staple the recepts together and wright off the whole lot on your taxes as a buisiness expense.

Chestnuts roasted by Orgg @ 02/07/2004 8:49 PM


Trying to jerk off on coke!!!! Beautiful man, beautiful.

Chestnuts roasted by shinymetallic @ 02/07/2004 10:45 PM


I forgot to mention something earlier. Why does the Sandy Cheeks thingie on the top of the page link to an article on hermit crabs? What is the correlation there? And Patrick leads to Spongebob vs. The Hulk? Must be symbolic of a great intellectual battle to be fought. My main concern is in regards to the lack of equal representation of rodentia in all these great products. Is not Ms. Cheeks "worthy" of being included within the heirarchy of tasty and yet healthy (per se) vittles?

Chestnuts roasted by shinymetallic @ 02/07/2004 10:56 PM


Spelled Poliwhirl wrong.

Chestnuts roasted by "MR. GAME & WATCH" @ 02/08/2004 8:10 AM


THE BEST NEW SPONGEBOB FOOD IS NOT IN YOUR ARTICLE, ITS SPONGEBOB EGGO WAFFLES, NEW FLAVOR AND HIS FACE IS IN THE WAFFLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chestnuts roasted by swissmr @ 02/09/2004 2:23 AM


kidz bop SUCKS

Chestnuts roasted by zombie c @ 02/09/2004 4:44 PM


Aren’t you supposed to add butter to the mac and cheese?

Chestnuts roasted by Jon Smithman @ 02/10/2004 12:05 PM


Meow!

Chestnuts roasted by Gary @ 02/10/2004 3:21 PM


hey I love spongebob squarepants he is hot lol jkin

Chestnuts roasted by Valerie @ 02/10/2004 6:13 PM


i think it’s time for a kidz bop review.

Chestnuts roasted by mark @ 02/11/2004 1:42 PM


A classmate saw Spongebob KD and bought it for me last time she went grocery shopping :) My box has 30% MORE PASTA IN IT, THOUGH! It was exciting.

Chestnuts roasted by jjgoreha @ 02/12/2004 9:57 AM


you homies are kidding right?
wake up !!!

from downunder ausie bloke

Chestnuts roasted by Peter @ 02/15/2004 6:18 AM


I personally hate mac&cheese, I find it really to be lack luster

Chestnuts roasted by Mihail @ 02/18/2004 5:07 PM


haha..
nice..
loved the article!!!
spongebob is taking over the world and the brains of the kids these days…

Chestnuts roasted by proudkorean @ 02/22/2004 11:18 PM


haha..
nice..
loved the article!!!
spongebob is taking over the world and the brains of the kids these days…

Chestnuts roasted by proudkorean @ 02/22/2004 11:18 PM


haha..
nice..
loved the article!!!
spongebob is taking over the world and the brains of the kids these days…

Chestnuts roasted by proudkorean @ 02/22/2004 11:19 PM


oops…

Chestnuts roasted by proudkorean @ 02/22/2004 11:20 PM


The funniest thing about this is probably that the reason SPongebob is funny in the first place is that his cartoon is obscure funny. Y’know, like the animators using realisitic objects in stead of drawings and such. And yet, there he is on a box of cereal…

Chestnuts roasted by H-d @ 02/23/2004 5:31 PM


Wow, what a great article. Well written and so true!

Chestnuts roasted by Jenn @ 02/27/2004 10:21 AM


I know, I know, I am late to comment on this article…thing, but I just got the link for it! I must say, that was friggen’ hilarious. (Can we curse on this thing? Had little interest in scrolling up and checking what other folks wrote.) Anyways…wow, that was all too true. Spongebob is everywhere. Though…because of the Janet Jackson/Justin Timberlake thing, Spongebob is probably going to get canceled like that Howard Stern dude, or at least censored. I mean, if you watch the show all the time, (like me) you’d notice that he shows off his spongey, yellow nekkid bod quite often. … What was I talkng about? Yah, and uh….I want some of those popsicles and fruit snacks. Later, going to go call my mom and request some. I also need to go to the "As Seen On T.V." store (yes, they actually have one, even though the crap ain’t supposed to be available in stores), and get me kids Bop Volume 5.

Chestnuts roasted by Cherelle @ 02/27/2004 4:29 PM


great article – well-written. =) i’m a big fan of sb, but i feel there’s way too much merchandise out there. my international friends complain that there aren’t enough spongebob items for sale – we should export some of it, ’cause we have too much! =P

Chestnuts roasted by sarah @ 03/07/2004 12:10 PM


Hey dude, Great article! I love spongebob, the creators are genius! However I agree..theres way too much merchandise and urrrghhh the pop tarts look gross!

Chestnuts roasted by Ella @ 03/21/2004 8:38 AM


spongebob waffles are a discrace to waffles all over the world!!!

Chestnuts roasted by jesse @ 03/24/2004 6:10 PM


I’m 15 and I’m in love with spongebob. I love all of the things that spongebob have out. He is the best cartoon character around.

Chestnuts roasted by Shaheedah @ 03/26/2004 1:01 PM


i really love sponge bob and my e-amil adress is spongebob_robby106
but i am only 13 years old thanx for the add i really liked it alot:) lol

Chestnuts roasted by Ruby @ 04/03/2004 8:01 PM


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