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02/03/2004: New Article: Eating Spongebob Squarepants.

The 11th hour…just in time. Today’s article is a special feature about some of the incredibly many Spongebob Squarepants food promotions that have just hit store shelves, ranging from Pop Tarts to cereal, popsicles, Cheez-It crackers, fruit snacks and more. He even got his own macaroni and cheese! He’s pretty much everywhere you look in the supermarkets these days — it’s almost as bad as those Hulk promotions we looked at last summer. Here’s the article, including several really giant pictures that may potentially cause hunger. When will it end? When there’s Spongebob chicken.


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Discussion Thread: 136 comments

Actually, Matt, that Spongebob Ice Cream ~IS~ a unique flavor… I’ve never heard of Caramel Cookie Dough before. If you have, it’s a retread with Spongebob and Patric shaped cookie dough chunks. It’s pretty damned good– a regular at this house until they stopped carrying it at our grocery store. Bryers has some high quality ice cream, so it’s worth the $6– expecially since you’ll staple the recepts together and wright off the whole lot on your taxes as a buisiness expense.

Ghosted by Orgg @ 02/07/2004 8:49 PM EST


Trying to jerk off on coke!!!! Beautiful man, beautiful.

Ghosted by shinymetallic @ 02/07/2004 10:45 PM EST


I forgot to mention something earlier. Why does the Sandy Cheeks thingie on the top of the page link to an article on hermit crabs? What is the correlation there? And Patrick leads to Spongebob vs. The Hulk? Must be symbolic of a great intellectual battle to be fought. My main concern is in regards to the lack of equal representation of rodentia in all these great products. Is not Ms. Cheeks "worthy" of being included within the heirarchy of tasty and yet healthy (per se) vittles?

Ghosted by shinymetallic @ 02/07/2004 10:56 PM EST


Spelled Poliwhirl wrong.

Ghosted by "MR. GAME & WATCH" @ 02/08/2004 8:10 AM EST


THE BEST NEW SPONGEBOB FOOD IS NOT IN YOUR ARTICLE, ITS SPONGEBOB EGGO WAFFLES, NEW FLAVOR AND HIS FACE IS IN THE WAFFLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ghosted by swissmr @ 02/09/2004 2:23 AM EST


kidz bop SUCKS

Ghosted by zombie c @ 02/09/2004 4:44 PM EST


Aren’t you supposed to add butter to the mac and cheese?

Ghosted by Jon Smithman @ 02/10/2004 12:05 PM EST


Meow!

Ghosted by Gary @ 02/10/2004 3:21 PM EST


hey I love spongebob squarepants he is hot lol jkin

Ghosted by Valerie @ 02/10/2004 6:13 PM EST


i think it’s time for a kidz bop review.

Ghosted by mark @ 02/11/2004 1:42 PM EST


A classmate saw Spongebob KD and bought it for me last time she went grocery shopping :) My box has 30% MORE PASTA IN IT, THOUGH! It was exciting.

Ghosted by jjgoreha @ 02/12/2004 9:57 AM EST


you homies are kidding right?
wake up !!!

from downunder ausie bloke

Ghosted by Peter @ 02/15/2004 6:18 AM EST


I personally hate mac&cheese, I find it really to be lack luster

Ghosted by Mihail @ 02/18/2004 5:07 PM EST


haha..
nice..
loved the article!!!
spongebob is taking over the world and the brains of the kids these days…

Ghosted by proudkorean @ 02/22/2004 11:18 PM EST


haha..
nice..
loved the article!!!
spongebob is taking over the world and the brains of the kids these days…

Ghosted by proudkorean @ 02/22/2004 11:18 PM EST


haha..
nice..
loved the article!!!
spongebob is taking over the world and the brains of the kids these days…

Ghosted by proudkorean @ 02/22/2004 11:19 PM EST


oops…

Ghosted by proudkorean @ 02/22/2004 11:20 PM EST


The funniest thing about this is probably that the reason SPongebob is funny in the first place is that his cartoon is obscure funny. Y’know, like the animators using realisitic objects in stead of drawings and such. And yet, there he is on a box of cereal…

Ghosted by H-d @ 02/23/2004 5:31 PM EST


Wow, what a great article. Well written and so true!

Ghosted by Jenn @ 02/27/2004 10:21 AM EST


I know, I know, I am late to comment on this article…thing, but I just got the link for it! I must say, that was friggen’ hilarious. (Can we curse on this thing? Had little interest in scrolling up and checking what other folks wrote.) Anyways…wow, that was all too true. Spongebob is everywhere. Though…because of the Janet Jackson/Justin Timberlake thing, Spongebob is probably going to get canceled like that Howard Stern dude, or at least censored. I mean, if you watch the show all the time, (like me) you’d notice that he shows off his spongey, yellow nekkid bod quite often. … What was I talkng about? Yah, and uh….I want some of those popsicles and fruit snacks. Later, going to go call my mom and request some. I also need to go to the "As Seen On T.V." store (yes, they actually have one, even though the crap ain’t supposed to be available in stores), and get me kids Bop Volume 5.

Ghosted by Cherelle @ 02/27/2004 4:29 PM EST


great article – well-written. =) i’m a big fan of sb, but i feel there’s way too much merchandise out there. my international friends complain that there aren’t enough spongebob items for sale – we should export some of it, ’cause we have too much! =P

Ghosted by sarah @ 03/07/2004 12:10 PM EST


Hey dude, Great article! I love spongebob, the creators are genius! However I agree..theres way too much merchandise and urrrghhh the pop tarts look gross!

Ghosted by Ella @ 03/21/2004 8:38 AM EST


spongebob waffles are a discrace to waffles all over the world!!!

Ghosted by jesse @ 03/24/2004 6:10 PM EST


I’m 15 and I’m in love with spongebob. I love all of the things that spongebob have out. He is the best cartoon character around.

Ghosted by Shaheedah @ 03/26/2004 1:01 PM EST


i really love sponge bob and my e-amil adress is spongebob_robby106
but i am only 13 years old thanx for the add i really liked it alot:) lol

Ghosted by Ruby @ 04/03/2004 8:01 PM EST


I found the "Reaper dusting off Cree Summer" comment ironic, seeing as Cree does a number of voices on Nickelodeon shows. (Actually, I think her voice-over career dates back to at least "Inspector Gadget.") And isn’t "Cree" a great name? Cree. Cree. It’s fun to say and to type.

And regarding Mr. Matt’s comment, quoted as follows:

"You can even cut around Spongey’s head for "more nautical nonsense" inside the box. I’ve yet to do this, but smart money’s on a bunch of Sally Seashell jokes and doodles of cartoon starfish running towards outhouses."

There is no need to cut around Mr. Squarepants’ head. The box front opens on one side. When you open it, one of four Spongebobs appears. The picture on the side of the box is the SpongeBob you will get. However, current boxes of the cereal do not have this feature. (I work at a grocery store, I should know these things.)

Cree.

Ghosted by R. W. Mead @ 06/02/2004 12:52 PM EDT


you know, i didnt realize that there was that much stuff! it was insane(ly amazing)! Mr. Squarepants is really making it up in popularity now isnt he?

Great article!

Ghosted by I.C. Wieners @ 06/29/2004 8:41 PM EDT


I really loved your article!!! You are a very enjoyable internet personality. Your pictures are also amazing… Especially the one of Spongebob eating his own pop tart! Very cute. :)

Ghosted by Evelyn @ 07/19/2004 4:39 PM EDT


tobat!! spongebob marake aku kepingkel-pingkel….

Ghosted by ssc @ 09/08/2004 3:47 AM EDT


Dial 1.800.878.4764 to order "Kids Bop" Volume 5.
—or to order costumes from "zoogster" (who?)
…or to get pregnancy exercise videos.
and TREADMILL MUSIC!!

and RAINBOW ART!!!

AND MOST OF ALL…

MIRACLE HAND REPAIR CREAM!!!

…uh…what?

(HA I’ll never be able to prove this was done by me…unless I carefully COVER ALL BASES OF ATTACK AND BACK IT UP!!! WITH LOTS OF EXCLA!!!!MA!!TION!!! POINTS??? I mean…!!!)

ok I’ll shut up.

Ghosted by I AM NEVER GOING TO BE READ!!! @ 10/05/2004 2:25 AM EDT


bum

Ghosted by emma taylor @ 10/23/2004 9:55 AM EDT


spongebob rules!!!!!!!!!! emmas comment sucks who puts bum on the internet

Ghosted by big j @ 10/23/2004 9:58 AM EDT


well obviously i do ha ha

Ghosted by emma taylor @ 10/23/2004 10:02 AM EDT


not very good the cereal looks like chicken nuggets…but spongebob rules

Ghosted by patrick star @ 05/08/2007 4:54 AM EDT


WOW!!! UR A TRUE SP0NGEB0B FANN BUT I HAVE SEEN All 0F THESE THINGS IN ST0RESzx T00 I CANN0TT BEliVE H0W MUCH EXPl0iTATi0N THE INFAM0US SP0NGEB0B IS GETTiNG!!!

Ghosted by sydney @ 05/17/2007 10:05 PM EDT


lol, as the sponge-head I am, I’ve tried so many SpongeBob crap I couldn’t even count. Awesome article, hilarious too! xD

Ghosted by Fifi @ 05/15/2009 9:49 PM EDT


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