Heyyyy. I have an odd request. A few of you mentioned something about Hostess' "Tiger Tails" still being available. These seem to be much rarer than the Choco-Diles. If anyone has access, I'd love to get my hands on a few boxes for another upcoming Hostess article. Shoot me an e-mail if you've got the goods, and we'll work something out.

Also, here's a little thing I wrote for UGO a while back, though it was just published today. My mission was to choose my eleven most-wanted gadgets from movies, and in an attempt to be as honest as possible, I filled it up with Bathroom Buddies and almanacs. Click here to seeee it, baby, seeee it baby.