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Poor KB.

Someone mentioned in one of these here comments sections (sorry, I can't find the original poster, but whomever you were, thanks!) that KB Toys was closing down a ton of stores. I wasn't skeptical at all given the sales climate and whatnot, but at the same time, I couldn't find any of this info on any news outlets. Then I realized, stuck-in-the-past idiot that I am, that I was searching for "Kay Bee." Doy. They switched to "KB Toys" years ago. Indeed, well over 300 stores are shutting down, and the liquidation is to commence immediately.

Definitely sucks for all the people working at these stores, and in general for toy lovers everywhere, and oh yeah, kids, but let's not let that sorrow blind us from our God-given right to collect on the perils of others. Here's a list of the soon-to-be-dead KB stores, organized by state. If you ain't down with watching a football game today, maybe you should head to KB and get some slashed-price crap. I think that's what I'll be doing.

If you end up joining in the exploitive fun, post your finds in the comments afterwards. Let's see what kind of steals are out there...

Posted by Matt on 02/01/2004. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 93 comments

Stilewalker – I totally agree with you. I think it’s largely due to the fact I feel sorry for the bakers in this country. But seriously, you’re dead on. Atkins is a fad diet, and what fad diet has lasted against the test of time? Yes, it works. All diets, fad or otherwise, work. I watched a special on PBS (with Alan Alda!) comparing a bunch of diets with test subjects. The result — all that followed their respective diet lost weight. Those that didn’t admitted to secretly binging or just giving up.

As a little kid I had major weight problems and my doctor pounded the food pyramid into my brain along with the importance of exercise. Now, through trial and error, I’ve lived a number of years with the one diet that works. And it pretty much matches what Stilewalker suggested.

What I’ve done:
1. Moderate eating habits. Fresh veggies, whole grains, fish, chicken, and skim milk – in small amounts. Eat slowly, you fill up quicker. When I need a soda, I have emergency supplies of the 8-oz Coke bottles in the fridge.
2. Bored? Exercise. If it’s raining, clean the house.
3. Plenty of sleep. 6-7 a night is my goal. Gives me energy to get through the day and exercise in the evening.
4. Don’t be your own slave. If you’ve had a good week, have an even better weekend. Eat out, get wasted, etc.

By living with these guidelines, I’ve been able to maintain pretty much the same weight I’ve been since I was 16. Not lecturin’, just suggesturin’.

Chestnuts roasted by Nachokhaki @ 02/02/2004 4:27 PM


And just as a note, 16 years of age was the year I quit football – the only sport I could play due to my size – and took up cross country. I had already begun to lose weight leading up to that with my eating plan, pissing my football coaches off – they don’t like lightweight linemen. But by taking up running, I lost a lot of my excess fat really quickly and got into a shape I had never ever been in. I had never been happier before until that year, and I’ve made a vow not to change a thing… and that was almost ten years ago.

Chestnuts roasted by Nachokhaki @ 02/02/2004 4:37 PM


Those store addresses aren’t very detailed… I don’t know where "Brandywine Parkway" is. Anyone else live in Delaware? (If you do, you can read X-E in the local paper. Suck on that, other states!)

Chestnuts roasted by Welsh Rabbit @ 02/02/2004 7:36 PM


muahahahhahaha i am now an evil nemesis that turns blogs into health topics…muahahahahhaa

HATE ME!!

oops, got carried away…plz dont hate me… :(

Chestnuts roasted by heeloyd @ 02/02/2004 9:05 PM


"Lionel Kiddie City turns that frown… (kangaroo jumps on the huge ‘frown’)…upside-down!"

I never saw the stores, as they were all in Philadelphia and up around the cities, but I knew the commercials well. They ran during Saturday mornings on all the Phily stations. I had no idea they even shut down until a few years ago.

Chestnuts roasted by starwenn @ 02/02/2004 10:46 PM


Kiddie City fucking ruled. Seriously, without that store, there wouldn’t be an X-E. That place was an absolute haven for old junk. It’d turn anyone into a nostalgia nut.

Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 02/02/2004 10:47 PM


KB sucks. They’re closing because they are TOO HIGH. This is the only mainstream retailer that has the balls to charge $54.99 for some new video games. If it’s over $35, they’re jacking the price up by $5 on almost everything. I still remember buying the original Tor, from Power Rangers, for $69.99, then seeing it a week later at Toys R us for $59.99 AND on sale for $54.99. Thier stores are always dead, even at Christmas. I was in my local one at the mall the other day and NOBODY else was in there, so I was stared at like I was going to steal and then followed, for god’s sake. Don’t know why I went in there… looking for wrestling figures from 2002 that are still $8.99, I guess.

So, goodbye KB, you suck.

Chestnuts roasted by Rein @ 02/02/2004 11:03 PM


Rein…you beat me to it!!! KB has always overpriced their shit for the last 500 years. My ninjas and I have taken a concensus and we say good riddance to bad rubbish. Isn’t that right…Yoshida?

*insert maniacal laugh here*

Chestnuts roasted by Phandral @ 02/02/2004 11:39 PM


cyberelf- I actually have not even gone to the International Mall yet! I hear it has some great stores so I am looking forward to checking it out! I will let you know if I find any good deals. Plus, I work in Clearwater, right down the street from the Crossroads Outlet Mall. I went to that KB during Christmas and I did not find jack. I wonder what the prices will be like now?

Nachokhaki – I almost forgot how important sleep is. I’ve had insomnia since I was 11 years old. I would normally get a few hours of sleep a night, and sometimes I would go days without sleep. Sleep deprivation does some very weird things. Hallucinations are fun!!
I did some calculating. If the average person gets 7.5 hours of sleep a night, and I was averaging about 3.5 hours a night:
25 years old (when I finally slept regularly) minus 11 years old (when I think the insomnia started) is 14 years of bad sleep. 14 years times 365 days equals 5110 days. multiply that times 3.5 hours (my average sleep per day) = 17885 hours of sleep in 14 years. doing the same calculations with the average person’s sleep I get 38325 hours of sleep for the average person. subtract 17885 from that and I get 20440 hours difference. divide that by 24 and I get 851 2/3 days. divide that by 365 and I get 2 1/3 years.
So I have had 2 1/3 more years of experience than the average person at that age. The drawback? Many poeple guessed my age at over thirty. One lady guessed my age at 37 when I was 25 years old. That sucked.
I went to the doctor to cure my insomnia and he told me (after some tests) that I had massive liver damage and I might have AIDS. After two months of freaking out and more tests I went back to the doctor and he said, "Oh, sorry. Your tests came back fine. Maybe you had a cold." I was so relieved that all my innards were intact that I forgot to mention that he had not cured my insomnia yet. Later that night, I realised I would have to make ANOTHER appointment to take care of that. I decided against it and just fixed it myself.

Now, two years later, I sleep very well, usually…when I am not keeping myself up watching some stupid movie or finishing Metriod Prime. Stupid TV.

Chestnuts roasted by Stilewalker @ 02/03/2004 9:06 AM


FAO Schwarz is closing all their stores. Two flagship (Vegas and New York) stores will reportedly reopen in summer 2004, butI’m skeptical. They look completely out of business. Walmart is pushing them out.

http://www.fao.com

Chestnuts roasted by lyfemist @ 02/03/2004 3:53 PM


I currently work at the KB Store in West Babylon, NY, and I’m GLAD its not closing! And almost none of the other KB stores around me will close either! (except for the Great Neck and Huntington ones, but I’ve never been in them)I’ve been shopping in my KB store since as long as I can remember (I even vaguely remember buying many early Transformers figures)

And if your mission is finding old, cheap, toys, that’s the place to go! My store has just about everything that was posted before: MOTU toys, Beastly Bears, MANY toys that you’ve never heard of, useless "craze toys" from years back that we’re still trying to get rid of (like the Poo-Chis), etc., as well as Marked Down Transformers for the month of February :p

Chestnuts roasted by Invader Norbert @ 02/03/2004 7:01 PM


I got some X-Box games at 20% off, not too bad. I have heard that Toy’s R Us is losing profits as well, seems like a dark time for toy stores in general.

Chestnuts roasted by Justus Cade @ 02/03/2004 10:38 PM


That link was outdated since it didn’t seem mention one near me which is closing.

Anyway K-B has always annoyed me. The store is claustrophobic with crap everywhere and aisles that are barley big enough for one person let alone a whole family of 9 with one of those giant strollers just standing there with a glazed look in their eyes and drool piling at their feet.
I went in there once while working at a now defunct competetitor and the K-B not only looked like 2 earthquakes and a hurricane had hit it but smelled like a combination of dirty diapers and puke.

My only guess as to why they are not making it is because they don’t sell Thomas the Tank Engine crap. For those of you normal people who have no little kids or toy store employment experience, Thomas is the cheesy little wooden train set, featuring some dorky characters that come in videos. The trains not electric or cool in any way just plain ordinary wood, but for some reason people pay from 40 dollars for one train and a track that goes in a circle to several hundred dollars for a bigger sets with a tracks that have tunnels and stations and the like. Whenever it goes on sale people literally get into fist fights in order to pay 300 bucks for something their child will outgrow in 6 months.
I have 2 words for these dense people.
Big Lots.

Chestnuts roasted by toy girl @ 02/05/2004 2:56 AM


If anyone knows why the Child’s world chain closed down, we are trying to figure out why here:http://www.toy-ads.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=8&t=004550

Any help would be appreciated!!

Chestnuts roasted by Scott @ 06/22/2004 9:43 PM


i am a kb manager and been with the company 16 years, I hate that some stores are closing, my store is not thank god, and we do sell thomas the tank toys, lots of them from track to wooden trains and plastic one to that are not as expensive, so dont everyone give up on us yet. Please i think we can pull out of it

Chestnuts roasted by cyndi @ 10/27/2004 1:03 AM


i am a kb manager and been with the company 16 years, I hate that some stores are closing, my store is not thank god, and we do sell thomas the tank toys, lots of them from track to wooden trains and plastic one to that are not as expensive, so dont everyone give up on us yet. Please i think we can pull out of it

Chestnuts roasted by cyndi @ 10/27/2004 1:04 AM


i am a kb manager and been with the company 16 years, I hate that some stores are closing, my store is not thank god, and we do sell thomas the tank toys, lots of them from track to wooden trains and plastic one to that are not as expensive, so dont everyone give up on us yet. Please i think we can pull out of it

Chestnuts roasted by cyndi @ 10/27/2004 1:04 AM


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