Someone mentioned in one of these here comments sections (sorry, I can't find the original poster, but whomever you were, thanks!) that KB Toys was closing down a ton of stores. I wasn't skeptical at all given the sales climate and whatnot, but at the same time, I couldn't find any of this info on any news outlets. Then I realized, stuck-in-the-past idiot that I am, that I was searching for "Kay Bee." Doy. They switched to "KB Toys" years ago. Indeed, well over 300 stores are shutting down, and the liquidation is to commence immediately.
Definitely sucks for all the people working at these stores, and in general for toy lovers everywhere, and oh yeah, kids, but let's not let that sorrow blind us from our God-given right to collect on the perils of others. Here's a list of the soon-to-be-dead KB stores, organized by state. If you ain't down with watching a football game today, maybe you should head to KB and get some slashed-price crap. I think that's what I'll be doing.
If you end up joining in the exploitive fun, post your finds in the comments afterwards. Let's see what kind of steals are out there...
Posted by Matt on 02/01/2004. E-mail me!










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Stilewalker – I totally agree with you. I think it’s largely due to the fact I feel sorry for the bakers in this country. But seriously, you’re dead on. Atkins is a fad diet, and what fad diet has lasted against the test of time? Yes, it works. All diets, fad or otherwise, work. I watched a special on PBS (with Alan Alda!) comparing a bunch of diets with test subjects. The result — all that followed their respective diet lost weight. Those that didn’t admitted to secretly binging or just giving up.
As a little kid I had major weight problems and my doctor pounded the food pyramid into my brain along with the importance of exercise. Now, through trial and error, I’ve lived a number of years with the one diet that works. And it pretty much matches what Stilewalker suggested.
What I’ve done:
1. Moderate eating habits. Fresh veggies, whole grains, fish, chicken, and skim milk – in small amounts. Eat slowly, you fill up quicker. When I need a soda, I have emergency supplies of the 8-oz Coke bottles in the fridge.
2. Bored? Exercise. If it’s raining, clean the house.
3. Plenty of sleep. 6-7 a night is my goal. Gives me energy to get through the day and exercise in the evening.
4. Don’t be your own slave. If you’ve had a good week, have an even better weekend. Eat out, get wasted, etc.
By living with these guidelines, I’ve been able to maintain pretty much the same weight I’ve been since I was 16. Not lecturin’, just suggesturin’.