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Tell me a story.

New article up, eh, laaaate tonight. Been kinda sick (okay, not really, I'm lying), but next week's looking stellar for content. Stellar, not Stella. "Stella for content" wouldn't make sense unless Stella was protesting for more...well, content.

I think I want California Rolls. I think I'll go get some. When I order, I'll ask to have them prepared "SoCal style," just to see if anything changes in the usual scheme. Perhaps more avocado. Perhaps less seaweed. Perhaps the addition of strawberries.

Sorry, I just wanted to reinforce that this was, above anything else, a blorgh.

Posted by Matt on 01/29/2004. E-mail me!

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*Does sexy first post interprerative dance*

Chestnuts roasted by Mr Mango @ 01/29/2004 6:33 PM

*does second post jig*

Chestnuts roasted by Aubrey @ 01/29/2004 6:34 PM

*holds a third post hoe-down*

Chestnuts roasted by Jeffster @ 01/29/2004 6:41 PM

Also, what are California Rolls?

Chestnuts roasted by Jeffster @ 01/29/2004 6:43 PM

I think Matt’s blogging drunk again.

Chestnuts roasted by Evin @ 01/29/2004 6:45 PM

Uuuuuuhhhh…

Oooo…kay… You feelin’ alright, Matt?

Chestnuts roasted by Freezair @ 01/29/2004 6:50 PM

SoCal… I used to think that was an energy drink. But that’s because I’m insane.

Chestnuts roasted by Toxic_Spoontang @ 01/29/2004 7:00 PM

What the bloody hell is a blorgh?

In any case…today was a good day. Two weeks from Saturday, when I take the ACT, will not be.

Chestnuts roasted by Paul @ 01/29/2004 7:08 PM

Hmm.. if memory serves, i pretty sure California rolls are sushi. It would make sense.

Paul, ACT’s aren’t that bad, just so long as you get a testing site that’s sanitary. Unfortunatly, I wasn’t so fortunate. Either way, good luck.

Chestnuts roasted by two_peep_army @ 01/29/2004 7:19 PM

I think California rolls are sushi too They serve them here in our schools lunch room (Like i’d trust school sushi)

Oh and thanks to the last blog entry I’ve been singing the picture pages song.

Chestnuts roasted by Spiffy McKracken @ 01/29/2004 7:38 PM

So when are we going to Have another poll Matt? Those were fun.

Chestnuts roasted by Ally @ 01/29/2004 7:40 PM

you can use stella for content!
http://www.statemedia.net/stella.php

it’s former members of MTV’s "the state"

I WANNA DIP MY BALLS IN IT!!

Chestnuts roasted by Sean @ 01/29/2004 7:48 PM

I loved the State. I liked it when they did the Kabuki dance version of all the most popular characters.

"I’m Doug, and I am outta heeerreee!"

Chestnuts roasted by eyeless @ 01/29/2004 7:55 PM

"Tell me a story."

Okay-

Once upon a time there was a squirrel. He was here. Then he disappeared. The end.

Thank you, I’ll be here all week.
Seriously, I wrote a "story" like that when I was really little. That’s my real story. Unless you were kidding, Matt… then… ha ha!

Paul-
The ACT’s aren’t bad. I took them a couple of years ago and without preparing, I did rather well. Most people I knew did, too. Make sure to answer all the questions, though, even if you don’t know the answer. It really helps, and you’re not supposed to get penalized for it, unless they changed the rules. Good luck!

(Then again, you may not want to listen to me… I told the juniors one year that it was real easy, easier than our statewide test (for me), and apparently they all had problems. Maybe I shouldn’t have said that… sorry.)

Chestnuts roasted by Rainbowfeet @ 01/29/2004 7:56 PM

Matt — was the "tell me a story" line a command/request? Do you want a story, pal? I post ‘em all the time in my blog; I could easily cut/paste one to keep you entertained.

As for the California Rolls, ask for them NY style — they’ll put cream cheese in there for you. Really good, actually. But why get California Rolls at all? Go for spicy tuna, dude. Or better yet, go for unagi. Unagi’s the bestest.

Hope you feel a little better, guy.

Chestnuts roasted by Wes @ 01/29/2004 7:57 PM

the get well matt/ 16th post minor shuffle?

Chestnuts roasted by Scourge @ 01/29/2004 8:21 PM

Heehee I am the cute one on Duck’s imaginary picture site, I feel special And seaweed makes me gag.

Chestnuts roasted by Gabbylicious @ 01/29/2004 8:24 PM

Matt maybe you should ask California Rolls So Cal OC style and they’ll probaly put an orange on them or something. I really like the ones with the prawns and sweet rice, but I for got what they are called. I hope the new content is Stellar like that Incbus song.

Chestnuts roasted by pikachulover @ 01/29/2004 9:02 PM

In Oklahoma, California rolls are simply vegetarian egg rolls.

It’s Chinese food…but it’s named after an American state.

I don’t get it.

Chestnuts roasted by Marshall @ 01/29/2004 9:05 PM

Hmmm… 2 weeks have passed… how’s that Cobra Chia pet going? Hopefully awesomely finished/hilarious. Yes yes.

Chestnuts roasted by James F.W. @ 01/29/2004 9:09 PM

For the record, the Sean that posted about dipping balls is not the same as me, the guy that always posts about fish. My name is being usurped.

What can be done to avoid such a thing?

(sits in corner muttering under breath).

BTW, I hate to mention it, but sudhi is JAPANESE for god’s sake (pronounced sah-kee).

And California rolls are a perversion-avocado and no fish? What’s the point? Give me raw fish slices any day.

Chestnuts roasted by Sean the Senior @ 01/29/2004 9:15 PM

(Starwenn puts her hand on Matt’s forehead.) You ok? Are you really sick? Or did you just drink something that disagreed with you? (And given that half the stuff you mention ingesting on the site is over ten years old or liquor, it wouldn’t surprise me.)

Chestnuts roasted by starwenn @ 01/29/2004 9:29 PM

Dudes, I think Matt’s ok. Stop pretending like you can actually see him and touch him.

A story, eh?

Once upon a time, there lived a robot. Well, technically, he wasn’t a live in the spiritual sense, unless you’re from one of those really freaky religons, but lets not get into that. Just asume the robot was metaphorically alive.

This robot lived inside the hollowed out carcass of a racoon on the side of the road. He was a very small robot. Since the robot had no nasel glands, he was unaware of his home’s terrible stench.

Well, one day, the robot was sitting outside his house when an ant came up to him.

"Mr. Ant, why don’t I have any friends?" He asked.

"Cause you damn ugly," said the ant.

Chestnuts roasted by Mr. Mr. Mr. @ 01/29/2004 10:09 PM

More coming up tonight hopefully. Gabby did you notice your pic has a silly statement kind of like Jessica Simpson-esque thing going on =)
I had wanted to do it out of Play Doh but that won’t work for what I have in mind (laughs evilly).

Chestnuts roasted by Killer Duck @ 01/29/2004 10:32 PM

Wow!
It’s amazing what you miss in the 2+ days it takes to read the Photog saga..

Chestnuts roasted by Cyanyde @ 01/29/2004 10:52 PM

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