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01/15/2004: New Article: Cobra’s Chia Plot: Part I!

I had a movie review planned as the next article, but after putting it together and writing the intro, I found myself in the strange position of not really wanting to write a movie review. So, on the burner it went, and with the days adding up since our last article, I furiously searched for a new topic. After considerable debate, here’s what I came up with. Storm Shadow and the Cobra troops growing a Chia Pet to fight G.I. Joe with. That’s the story, absolutely true. Enjoy.

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While I continue to pray for death, check this out. The greatest Chia Pet EVER!!!

http://www.no-cash.org/mrt/chia.jpg

"I pity th’ fool who don’t review ‘Mac and Me’"

Ghosted by A-wel Cruiz @ 01/16/2004 12:37 PM EST

A-wel, here are some stills to pass your time waiting for the X-E review:
http://members.cox.net/motefuzz/stills/mac.html

Ghosted by ME @ 01/16/2004 1:18 PM EST

I have two fuckin’ rad Chia Pets. A nice little kitty cat and a frog. I’ve killed them both, and I can’t be arsed to clean off the remnents of old crusty seeds and start over. But they’re just great.

Ghosted by JessieSpano @ 01/16/2004 1:33 PM EST

Looks like Storm Shadow reveals a rare sexual fetish involving Chia pets in picture #5.

Clean up on isle 10!

Ghosted by Eh? @ 01/16/2004 2:53 PM EST

King lmao. I have no room to put a suit of armor.

Ghosted by Killer Duck @ 01/16/2004 2:58 PM EST

You’d have to wear it all the time. Just don’t bend over too quick, or you could stab yourself.

Ghosted by trajeal @ 01/16/2004 9:38 PM EST

I CAN’T WAIT TWO WEEKS !!

Kuma Chan
http://www.furnation.com/kuma-chan/

Ghosted by Kuma Chan @ 01/16/2004 10:37 PM EST

Was there ever a replica of the sword that the big dude used in Highlander? You know, the one that got assembled like a sniper rifle? That would fit the Duck’s taste, I bet.

Ghosted by kingklash @ 01/17/2004 4:47 PM EST

Ooooo…that sounds nice People probably think I am half past nutty. I keep my collection locked and I have more Lego and Lego-type models than I have knives. Just so people know.

Ghosted by Killer Duck @ 01/17/2004 7:41 PM EST

kingklash, cool sword and cool actor, Clancy Brown. Yes, there is a Kurgan sword for sale according to the main Highlander site: http://www.highlandercatalog.com/db/highlander/H6019.html

Ghosted by She-Man @ 01/17/2004 9:52 PM EST

Man, Skipping steps will be the fall of mankind…THANKS ALOT COBRA!!!!
and it was CH-CH-CH-CHIA!
*shakes fist*
My koi are going great by the way!
I love Inspector Gadget and Beanz!

Ghosted by Allie @ 01/18/2004 12:12 PM EST

That G.I.Joe thing was too damn funny. Now I have somethign to look forward to in two weeks.

Ghosted by The Adamantium Elbow @ 01/18/2004 12:54 PM EST

That "grip" dude is f’ed up. But then again what character in GI Joe isn’t? If you actually take the time to read the back stories of the characters you will be scratchin your head for days. i.e. Destro is supposedly like 400 years old and from Scotland? Cobra Commander is supposedly from Idiana or something……try searching G.I. JOe on google and you’ll se what I mean…..

P.S. I have nothing to do with the link but if you like video game music you’ll LOVE these remixes

Ghosted by phunqsauce @ 01/22/2004 2:36 AM EST

Laughed so hard that the milk I drank last week dripped out of my nose.

Ghosted by Superstar Barbie @ 04/29/2004 12:17 PM EDT

U COCKSUCKER!!!! THAT HAS GOT TO BE THE SADDEST THING I EVER SAW!!!!!!!DONT YOU HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO WITH YOUR TIME??????GO OUT AND GET A JOB!!!!!actually, it was quite amusing. thanks for the laugh man.

Ghosted by SEAN THE ALMIGHTY JUDGE @ 05/13/2004 5:47 PM EDT

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