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New Article: “Critters 3″ Movie Review!

I really want to finish off the "Critters" series, so here's a movie review of "Critters 3." We've already looked at this first two -- this is where the action really got bad. Only notable as Leonardo DiCaprio's film debut, the flick was a low budget pile of crap and the result of two guys halfheartedly interested in making movies having thirty bucks and an afternoon to spare. Not really recommended for "Critters" fans, since it'll ruin your interest in the creatures. Can't really recommend for anyone else, either. You be the judge -- the review includes a few video clips, mainly showing alien porcupines shooting needles at bunny slippers.

Posted by Matt on 01/04/2004. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 59 comments

My day has gone as bad as a day can possibly go. The desktop computer monitor pretty much blew up and I cannot get the laptop to get online. So I have to use my father’s computer. WTF! I have been to Mary Lou’s coffee places/ There was one up the street from my ex’s house. It’s all pink inside but I didn’t see any Hooters looking people. Just a guy and a girl wearing pink shirts. Scary actually.

Chestnuts roasted by Killer Duck @ 01/06/2004 7:58 PM

I finally got the laptop to go online. But I still think I am losing my mind. I’ll blame it on Gabby since she hasn’t been around. ;)

Chestnuts roasted by Killer Duck @ 01/06/2004 11:38 PM

Oh, I’m around alright, lurking in the shadows like some sort of creepy lurking-thing. You think as an English major I’d be able to come up with more words. And make sentances that sound like they were written by someone who is older than 6. Oh well. Anyway, I think I was just reassuring everyone that I still exist. I just didn’t post anything because I was being boring. I’m over it now, woohoo!

Chestnuts roasted by Gabbylicious @ 01/06/2004 11:54 PM

Gooble Gabby!

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 01/07/2004 11:21 AM

Watching Critters 3 is like staring into the face of God, and having God smile back at you…while he kicks your ass

Chestnuts roasted by salaciouscrum @ 01/08/2004 2:03 AM

I’m not sure what was worse about GLOW; the fact that it was wrestling for drunk, horny guys, the fact that some of them (very, very some)(like 5) could have been successful in "real" ladies wrestling of the day, or the fact that the WWE’s version of lady wrestling is GLOW Extreme.

Chestnuts roasted by ShadowWing the Technorganic Autobot @ 01/10/2004 3:22 PM

I actually liked part 2 best. Heheh. Giant killer critter ball of doom!!!

Hmm… That’s a good name for a band… >>

Chestnuts roasted by Adrastia @ 01/14/2004 2:02 AM

I hereby state that I am an adult, sane (well, scored only 53% in the online Insanity Test), and that I have watched all available (i.e. 1,2 and 4) parts of the block-buster (drowning in sarcasm here…) that is Critters. I can now enlighten you, noble Matt, as why the goddamn moron Charlie gets to be in EACH AND EVERY part. In every film, we see a group of moronic assholes we want to die a bloody death. And, thanks to the little mangy teethy aliens, they do. However, Charlie remains, as does the hope of seeing him die in the next part, which usually suffices for a reason to waste another 1,5 hours of our life on the sequel. Alleluiah, I’ve solved it. Now I can go and solve the world hunger problem.
PS. Terrence Mann actually STARTED his career in broadway at some 25, and he never abandoned it.

Chestnuts roasted by Kausalya @ 03/29/2004 6:58 AM

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