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An ECTO COOLER Update!

We're working around the clock (ha yeah right) to put together X-E's post-Christmas design. Completely overlooked it last month. Longtime readers might remember that the site's past holiday designs usually remained active till around February, if not later. This new one's kinda funky. The basic goal was to super-simplify everything. I think the site's templates (mostly with the articles) had just way too many bells and whistles -- since my plan is to write somewhat shorter articles much more frequently, I didn't want ten pounds of extra crap on each page. Anyway, the other coup of a more basic design is that there isn't a week's worth of gruntwork to tack on...it should be active by tomorrow.

Anyway, I've got some treeemendous news for Ecto Cooler fans. Ironically enough, once we figured out that Hi-C's "Shoutin' Orange Tangergreen" perfectly mimicked Slimer's ghastly color and fruit juice flavor, it seemed to vanish from the shelves. Seriously, I've gotten well over a hundred e-mails from disgruntled, thirsty readers wanting to know if the flavor had been discontinued. I have no idea, but they certainly stopped stocking them around these parts. Even if you're lucky enough to find it, chances are good that it'll be the "no stain" version, which tastes like Ecto Cooler but lacks the requisite green sheen. Worry no more -- here's your solution, and no matter where you live, it'll work for ya.

A reader named Lars tipped me off to this one. You know Net Grocer? One of the last vestiges of that short movement to make people buy groceries from home, the site is a bonanza of...well, food. More importantly, they've got a lot of Hi-C juice. Most importantly, check this out:

Yup -- the listing for "Shoutin' Orange Tangergreen" features a photo of -- you guessed it -- Ecto Cooler! This only further proves our findings: Tangergreen is Ecto Cooler, albeit with a less cool name and a box that doesn't feature Slimer. I didn't want to disappoint anyone with false news, so I went the extra mile and ordered some of the stuff. By "some," I of course mean "a giant box full." Take a gander:

It's the real deal. The radioactive green version of Tangergreen. Lord knows how much of the slop Net Grocer's got left, so if you're at all interested, check out their site and order a batch. This may be the last call for Ecto Cooler fans. If you'd like to learn more about the most fascinating fruit juice of all time, check out my article from a few months back.

Posted by Matt on 12/29/2003. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 47 comments

I still have not found any of this stuff on the shelves!

Chestnuts roasted by Cameron @ 12/29/2003 7:22 PM

Holy crap! I’m the first poster and I’m not even really an Ecto-fanatic. I’m also not really hung up on being the first poster, but I figured, hey if the opportunity presents itself.

Otherwise, hey Matt, I sent you some photos of a Santa novelty item I found that craps out (literally) knockoff M&M’s and I never heard nuttin. What gives? It isn’t like you were busy or anything this season. Ha! Maybe next year.

OK, now I’ve typed long enought I’m probably not going to be first post anymore. Oh well,

Chestnuts roasted by Dane E. Coffey @ 12/29/2003 7:23 PM

Oh yeah, I forgot: I saw a house in Cisco, Texas (a VERY small town) decorated with every single plastic Christmas decoration ever made. Seriously, it was the tackiest thing I have ever seen in my life. My only regret is that I didn’t get to see it lit up. Oh well. I’ll try to send you some pics, Matt.

Chestnuts roasted by Cameron @ 12/29/2003 7:26 PM

That’s a buttload of Ecto Cooler… you’re pee is gonna be tangarine flavored for months!

I’ll readily admit that I… never have tasted ecto cooler. I probably should. But I don’t. Maybe I should get some, before it’s too late and the drink is gone forever. Or maybe I should just stick to carbinated stuff.

Chestnuts roasted by Paul Ortego @ 12/29/2003 7:43 PM

for a moment i thought you were going to announce that they were bringing back ecto cooler! but i was wrong. :’(

Chestnuts roasted by heeloyd @ 12/29/2003 8:06 PM

hmm this obsession has led me to want to try one of those things… they must be good :) Does this Net Grocer place ship overseas? Btw, looking forward to the new layout!

Chestnuts roasted by gurge @ 12/29/2003 8:21 PM

I still have one more juicebox of Shoutin’ Orange Tangergreen left in my fridge from a few weeks ago. I will cling to it dearly until I get some more.
They do seem to be on and off the shelves a lot, and the only place I’ve been able to find it every time I look is in the grossest supermarket ever – Pathmark. Man, I hate that place. But, I do what I have to to get some Shoutin’ Orange Tangergreen.

Chestnuts roasted by Denise @ 12/29/2003 8:33 PM

Matt, you truly go above and beyond the call of duty to keep these memories alive for us all. Or create false memories, if we don’t actually remember stuff. I hope you never have to go broke just to enjoy the youth we all share and wish to reacquire.

I also have to say that I love when "First Posters" aren’t. It gives me a smile. An evil smile.

And a shout out to fellow Canucks and visitors from elsewhere–at least one local Sears retailer appears to have cleaned out their toy storage–for about $5 apiece, you can get various Star Trek, X-men, and TMNT figures. The catch? There is usually only one from any given line, and they are rarely ones that you’d want (case in point–an April O’neil figure from 1992, and a Deanna Troi figure from 1993). There are also more obscure lines (remember DragonFlyz? no one else would). I haven’t the budget, but anyone else looking to find the last vestiges of 10-year old or older toy lines should check out your older Sears outlets (especially the ones that used to be Eaton’s).

Cheers, and may the Llama bless you all. If the Camel allows it.

Chestnuts roasted by Sean @ 12/29/2003 9:37 PM

Yeah, I was hoping Matt wold bring us the news that Ecto Cooler would be brought back in its purest form (w/ Slimer on the box) too. Oh well.

You know, this has nothing to do with Ecto Cooler, but I was just thinking, we’ve seen black Santas and white Santas, but no Asian or East Indian Santas. What’s up with that? Or how bout Native American Santas? Don’t see too many of those anymore. Come to think of it, I never did.

Anyway, I found an old Street Fighter II action figure which has the G.I.Joe logo on it. It’s a Blanka figure, so now I know that Blanka was reclusive before becoming a Street Fighter just a couple of years ago. And looking at the date on the card, a couple of years ago was more like 1991 or ’92.

Chestnuts roasted by Nate @ 12/29/2003 10:43 PM

my cousin had that blanka figure. We blew him up with fireworks.

Chestnuts roasted by heeloyd @ 12/29/2003 10:50 PM

i just bought some tangergreen like a week ago, unfortunately it expired in october but I drink it all and it tasted good, so I think it’s still in some stores

Chestnuts roasted by piratenic @ 12/29/2003 11:15 PM

i managed to buy the Tangergreen twice before it disappeared. i haven’t yet seen the stainless variety here.

i can’t believe it all disappeared within a couple weeks after the case was cracked on X-E… except for the fact that we obviously all went out and bought it all. but they must make more~! damn Hi-C and their devilish mind games~!

Chestnuts roasted by zann @ 12/30/2003 12:31 PM

We have the non green tangergreen shit up here. I bought some not too long ago after reading about it over and over.
Nate-I had forgotten all about the GI Joe/Street Fighter line. They came out after I stopped collecting GI Joes so I never had any around but I saw them a lot at the toy stores. All I can say is that Blanka was the cheapest combatant in the old Street FIghter games as long as you could do the electrify thing. Then you just sat there and let the other idiot run into you.
I over drank tonight and now I have a friggin headache.
Sean, I remember Dragon Flyz. Though I wish I didn’t.

Chestnuts roasted by Killer Duck @ 12/30/2003 12:37 PM

God bless you, kind soul!

Chestnuts roasted by The Nefarious Terd Fergusson @ 12/30/2003 1:19 AM

It’s good to see that people remember the Street Fighter II/G.I. Joe line.
Killer Duck-Yeah, if you were stupid enough to walk into him while he was doing his electric thing he’d kick your ass. Usually, whenever my friends (or just kids at the video arcade) tried to pull that shit, I just stood there and laughed. But there was the first time it was pulled on me…by a girl…

Chestnuts roasted by Nate @ 12/30/2003 1:25 AM

A small dosage of Yoga Flame will help clear up a nasty case of Electrify.

Chestnuts roasted by Nachokhaki @ 12/30/2003 7:56 AM

I heard ecto cooler is being used in Nelly’s Pimp Juice http://www.beveragesdirect.com/browse/detail/product-881.asp

Chestnuts roasted by Rick James Crack Pipe @ 12/30/2003 9:15 AM

Nate, we girls are known for pulling cheap shots in video games. Sonja Blade in Mortal Combat had that flip thing where she’d grab the opponent with her legs that, at least on the Super Nintendo version of on of the MKs could suck you in even if you were fairly far away. My sibs and I called it "pussy vortex" and still do. My brother is a self proclaimed video game champ and i catch him with that and the Blanka thing all the time. Unless I choose the fat ass sumo guy and just get slap happy.

Chestnuts roasted by Killer Duck @ 12/30/2003 11:39 AM

Cheap tricks aren’t just while playing, preperation can be just as important. Not too long ago, I saw a girl adjust her "attributes" before playing Tekken against some loud-mouth jock type. She would giggle and hop in place in a pseudo-airhead manner, distracting all us red-blooded american-males. And, she was winning, of course. I did notice, though, she also had a excellent playing technique on the game. That might have helped a lot. In my opinion, breasts should be legally defined as a superpower, like x-ray vision, or morning breath.

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 12/30/2003 12:19 PM

grocery store in maryland still had it. I got some sunday before settling down for a nice day of football and ecto cooler. I’m getting cases of it to experiment this new years, ways to get drunk off slimer.

Chestnuts roasted by chad @ 12/30/2003 12:20 PM

king made me spit my drink once again. I should not partake of beverage refreshment when checking this blog. I have to say I have never used my "assets" to cause a guy to lose at a video game. Only poker, and other games where money is at stake :) Hey, I’ve got standards. They may not be high but they are there.
I am trying to talk myself out of going up to the store to get more pseudo ecto cooler. Uphill battle, that.

Chestnuts roasted by Killer Duck @ 12/30/2003 2:23 PM

Heck yeah, cheating while playing fighting games! I’m not exactly an attractive girl, and all of my guy friends are either too young and/or homosexual to care, but I AM known for playing in-game cheap tricks. Among my posse, I’m the one credited with finding out Jigglypuff’s "secret attack" in Super Smash Bros. For those who don’t know what that is–you know how when you press B + Down, she’ll fall asleep? Seems useless, but try doing that when you’re standing riiiiiight next to someone. Woohoo, watch ‘em go flying! I love doing that to Bowser especially in SSB Melee. Nothing like beating up an evil spiked turtle with a little squiggly ball of pink fluff.

Chestnuts roasted by Freezair @ 12/30/2003 2:41 PM

GREAT FIND! I’ll pass the word along.

Chestnuts roasted by Mike @ 12/30/2003 3:18 PM

There’s always "House Rules" to make any game more interesting. Sometimes when playing PS BMX games against my nephew, we do what we call the To Be Continued ending. Play any timed course, and as the timer runs out, try to do the biggest stunt you can and try to be in mid air at 0:00. "Will he make it? Tune in next time!" We also try to see who can do the most crashes and make up our own point values for them. (I’m good at that ’cause I suck at sports games.)

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 12/30/2003 4:20 PM

Kingklash, in Dave Mirra BMX 2 there is a 2 player mode where you try and have the biggest crash.

About Blanka i never found his electricity cheap. there are plenty of moves tt get around it such as ryu and ken’s hadoken. However the veritcal role attack he got with turbo would always catch me off guard.

Chestnuts roasted by Bright Noah @ 12/30/2003 5:13 PM

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