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Advent Calendar: December 20th & 21st!

Another update: Santa Claus has arrived to save the land of Playmobil! I'm outta here, have fun everyone!

UPDATE: I'm going to keep this blog entry up top and active, since there's so many great Christmas stories in the comments section. Feel free to read 'em and add your own. I particularly liked the one about using a car remote to fuck with the neighborhood's Christmas lights...hopefully will have time to read the rest before tonight. I'll make a new entry tomorrow so everyone can compare their holiday loot haul.

Meantime, the Calendar's just about up to date. I've gotta do today's entry before I get going, and we'll wrap it up on Christmas morning. December 22nd's entry includes "Holiday Rice Krispies," an old Christmastime Saturday morning commercial, and a magic wand for two very special animals. For December 23rd, we've got an assortment of holiday sweets from Hostess, "A Charlie Brown Christmas" promo spot, and the beginning of the end for Mare Winningham. I'll make another update when the 24th's entry is up, but if any of you are on your way to wherever you spend the holidays, have a good one!


We're alllmost there! I kept these last two entries pretty short, as the last few and especially the last two are going to be fairly long. December 20th's entry features more Christmas candy, plus that classic CBS "special presentation" bumper that I'm sure some of you will remember. For December 21st, we've got "Winter Lucky Charms" and an old Kodak holiday ad. Of course, both entries include the continuing adventures of our friends from Playmobil. Four more entries to go! I'm doing two more today so we'll be all caught up. Fortunately, I don't have to be at my sister's house for the Christmas Eve Celebrate Good Times Come On till 6 PM tomorrow, and that should give me enough time to complete the saga.

I also wanted to take this time to thank you guys for your continued support of the site -- especially those of you who continually participate in the comments section here on the blog. I don't think it's any secret to longtime readers that I've changed quite a bit in regard to the Internet -- I do what I do, and that's pretty much it. The combination of having done this for so many years mixed with a marked distaste a lot of the time towards "web culture" has made me kinda like a virtual hermit, so this little corner of the site means more to me than it would seem. Frankly, it's been a breath of fresh air to see people willing to participate without a zillion ulterior motives, just for the sake of or enjoyment of it. With the holidays out of the way, it's back to the usual crunch of writing articles again. You know, lots of 'em. That means less playtime, but I'd like to think this part of the site will only grow in the next year. I'm toying with the idea of making comments limited to registered users (or making it an option), if only because it'd let those with an account quickly access their past comments and whatnot. Anyway, that wasn't the point of this paragraph -- I just wanted to wish all you guys a MARY CARSTMARSH, or whatever it is y'all celebrate.

Speaking of articles, I'm very excited about January. Not because of any major projects planned, but because there aren't any projects planned. October was spent on the Halloween Countdown, November was mainly taken up with those massive parade reviews, and you know what I've been doing for December. I'm looking forward to getting back to what the site was built on -- a hodge podge of kiddie culture crap that I and many others share love for. I've got around five or six articles in my head waiting to be written with all the materials right here in front of me, so next month should be fun.

Hey, let's do something interesting with the comments section for this entry. If you've got a Christmas memory, share it with the masses! Whether it's a story about your past celebrations, best or worst presents, or whatever else, feel free to drop a comment. Gimme something to read in-between finishing the calendar, wrapping gifts, and doing the ten trillion other things I gotta do before the 45,000 members of my family congregate to eat calamari and drink themselves stupid tomorrow night.

Posted by Matt on 12/23/2003. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 141 comments

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Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 12/26/2003 5:47 PM


Christmas was awsome this year we had sushi and sake (read 2 large things) and after that my brother had a little rum (read 1 liter) he needed to get rid of to bad I can’t remeber a thing now oh well. Merry Christmas

Now on to planning new years planning to skip the bubbly and picking up whiskey instead. Happy New Year

Chestnuts roasted by Geek @ 12/26/2003 5:48 PM


Social workers came by today and gave my family a bucket of nuts and a cookie jar.

Chestnuts roasted by Tiny Tim @ 12/26/2003 6:09 PM


Aw king, it’s the thought that counts. I dont think anyone has ever given me a blade for xmas. I did get a knife from a friend once as a gift but not for xmas(sick monkeys, I am a knife collector, strangely enough). I spent too much time stabbing the dinner remains with a chef’s knife yesterday until my brother’s friend started to stare at me. I always forget not to be strange in front of strangers. I got one of those Eye Toy things for my PS2. I wonder how the hell I am going to use it when I can’t even stand to see photographs of me, let alone sit in front of the TV and watch myself live. Such is life’s mysteries.

Chestnuts roasted by Killer Duck @ 12/26/2003 6:13 PM


Since Matt is a fan:
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Chestnuts roasted by ME @ 12/26/2003 8:04 PM


Hay killer duck, if you think that eye toy thing is bad, my mom got the whole family the karoke (sp?) game for the PS2. And she expected us to use it without any kind of drinks or rum balls in us.

Chestnuts roasted by Stacey @ 12/26/2003 9:13 PM


Stacey, yikes! Though if your family is the partying type then you’re all set. I already warned my friends that I would be bringing the Eye Toy to the New Year’s party so we can get wasted and watch everyone fall down trying to swat things :)
I went out earlier to blow some gift cards. No gifts are sweeter than those you buy for yourself the days after xmas for 50-75% off…

Chestnuts roasted by Killer Duck @ 12/26/2003 9:52 PM


Toxic_Spoontang:
The book lies! :O Actually, I’m not surprised. I copied the phrase directly from the book, so I don’t blame myself. Sorry ’bout that-Heh heh. :)

Chestnuts roasted by alice1drland @ 12/27/2003 12:36 PM


I’m curious: What was the best xmas, hannukah, kwanzaa, festivus, whatever holiday gift you got THIS year?

Chestnuts roasted by Killer Duck @ 12/27/2003 12:58 PM


YAY matt finaly finished the advent calnder(using the guys from the one he dint finish last year) i think… now we no longer have to threatin matt about finishing it. just threating playmobile if they dont make another one next year

Chestnuts roasted by Jared @ 12/27/2003 3:37 AM


Merry Christmas… I wanted to thank you for introducing me to the Advent Calendar. I liked it so much, I had to go and buy one of my own. I ended up with the Christmas Forest and had a great time opening it up. I had the whole thing set up in my office at work and everyone really got into it, waiting to see what the day’s box would be. That and it was fun to make my own little version of Wild Kingdom where the Christmas animals stalked each other… Anyways, thanks for introducing me to a new Christmas tradition.

For Christmas memories, I’ll always remember being about 7 or 8 years old, patiently waiting for Christmas when my evil brother would get his comeuppance for torturing me and making my life a living hell. Like the time he tricked me into drinking tabasco sauce, or tying me to a chair and putting me in the closet, or hanging my teddy bear from the tree to execute him, or the ten thousand other things he used to do. Anyways, he’d built up some serious bad Santa karma and I was eagerly anticipating Christmas morning when I’d get all the great presents and he’d be stuck with coal. I was imagining this for months, literally.

So, Christmas morning finally arrives and what happens? Instead of coal, my brother got tons of great presents, toys, candy, you name it. No coal. It was then that I realized that there was no justice in the world. There was no Santa, cause if there was anyone who deserved coal, it was my brother and his unearned toys… But, I still got a lot of cool stuff, so my disappointment didn’t last too long. It ended up being a good Christmas.

Chestnuts roasted by Sampo @ 12/27/2003 10:35 AM


Not the last of Mare? Does this mean perhaps she will be the master of the Rancor, or perhaps a co conspirator of evil with that nefarious gangster Jabba the Hutt?

The mind boggles at the dark possibilities. Santa is gonna have to keep his blaster handy next season I think..

Chestnuts roasted by Bloodcat @ 12/27/2003 7:19 PM


For this year I’d have to say the No Doubt box set. It helped me complete my collection of b-sides.

Chestnuts roasted by pikachulover @ 12/27/2003 7:48 PM


Great finish to the Tale of Playmobiland, Matt! As I mentioned, you ought to be writing wacky suspense novels. You’re good at drawing people in to your stories.

My best presents this year were real Fiestaware dishes, the heavy retro kind Mare would probably use as weapons if her tiny half-moon hands could lift them. Some of my dishes have broken over the years, and the replacements – especially such nice replacements – were appreciated.

Chestnuts roasted by starwenn @ 12/27/2003 8:49 PM


Hope everybody had a good one. Just got home from a Christmas trip (22nd to 29th) so only I’ve had the time to join in on this special blog entry. As for my story, one Christmas I’ll never forget was when me (about 8 at the time) and my brother kinda noticed that Santa looked a lot like our uncle weraing our mom’s glasses. We asked about him and we were told he was sleeping. When we decided to investigate, Santa bailed! Upon entering the bedroom after a lot of people were able to stall us for a good half hour (with the loot, obviously) we did find him sleeping, but he seemed to be wearing a lot of make-up, and his boots were really similar to Santa’s. Well, go figure. All a big coincidence, I suppose.

Matt, you are the man. Who would have guessed 80′s kids were alike even countries away? Hope you had a great Christmas and here’s to a wonderful New Year.

Chestnuts roasted by Roddy @ 12/29/2003 7:37 PM


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