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12/23/2003: Advent Calendar: December 20th & 21st!

Another update: Santa Claus has arrived to save the land of Playmobil! I’m outta here, have fun everyone!

UPDATE: I’m going to keep this blog entry up top and active, since there’s so many great Christmas stories in the comments section. Feel free to read ‘em and add your own. I particularly liked the one about using a car remote to fuck with the neighborhood’s Christmas lights…hopefully will have time to read the rest before tonight. I’ll make a new entry tomorrow so everyone can compare their holiday loot haul.

Meantime, the Calendar’s just about up to date. I’ve gotta do today’s entry before I get going, and we’ll wrap it up on Christmas morning. December 22nd’s entry includes “Holiday Rice Krispies,” an old Christmastime Saturday morning commercial, and a magic wand for two very special animals. For December 23rd, we’ve got an assortment of holiday sweets from Hostess, “A Charlie Brown Christmas” promo spot, and the beginning of the end for Mare Winningham. I’ll make another update when the 24th’s entry is up, but if any of you are on your way to wherever you spend the holidays, have a good one!


We’re alllmost there! I kept these last two entries pretty short, as the last few and especially the last two are going to be fairly long. December 20th’s entry features more Christmas candy, plus that classic CBS “special presentation” bumper that I’m sure some of you will remember. For December 21st, we’ve got “Winter Lucky Charms” and an old Kodak holiday ad. Of course, both entries include the continuing adventures of our friends from Playmobil. Four more entries to go! I’m doing two more today so we’ll be all caught up. Fortunately, I don’t have to be at my sister’s house for the Christmas Eve Celebrate Good Times Come On till 6 PM tomorrow, and that should give me enough time to complete the saga.

I also wanted to take this time to thank you guys for your continued support of the site — especially those of you who continually participate in the comments section here on the blog. I don’t think it’s any secret to longtime readers that I’ve changed quite a bit in regard to the Internet — I do what I do, and that’s pretty much it. The combination of having done this for so many years mixed with a marked distaste a lot of the time towards “web culture” has made me kinda like a virtual hermit, so this little corner of the site means more to me than it would seem. Frankly, it’s been a breath of fresh air to see people willing to participate without a zillion ulterior motives, just for the sake of or enjoyment of it. With the holidays out of the way, it’s back to the usual crunch of writing articles again. You know, lots of ‘em. That means less playtime, but I’d like to think this part of the site will only grow in the next year. I’m toying with the idea of making comments limited to registered users (or making it an option), if only because it’d let those with an account quickly access their past comments and whatnot. Anyway, that wasn’t the point of this paragraph — I just wanted to wish all you guys a MARY CARSTMARSH, or whatever it is y’all celebrate.

Speaking of articles, I’m very excited about January. Not because of any major projects planned, but because there aren’t any projects planned. October was spent on the Halloween Countdown, November was mainly taken up with those massive parade reviews, and you know what I’ve been doing for December. I’m looking forward to getting back to what the site was built on — a hodge podge of kiddie culture crap that I and many others share love for. I’ve got around five or six articles in my head waiting to be written with all the materials right here in front of me, so next month should be fun.

Hey, let’s do something interesting with the comments section for this entry. If you’ve got a Christmas memory, share it with the masses! Whether it’s a story about your past celebrations, best or worst presents, or whatever else, feel free to drop a comment. Gimme something to read in-between finishing the calendar, wrapping gifts, and doing the ten trillion other things I gotta do before the 45,000 members of my family congregate to eat calamari and drink themselves stupid tomorrow night.


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2 hours away for me! then 6 to 10 hours of sleep :O

Ghosted by heeloyd @ 12/25/2003 12:56 PM EST


Merry Christmas everybody!! :) Thanks for a fantastic month, Matt. I’m sure I can speak for everyone when I say I’m REALLY going to miss checking for updates on the Advent Calendar. I’ll always be a devoted fan. Best wishes and lots of presents for EVERYBODY! :)

Ghosted by alice1drland @ 12/25/2003 1:30 AM EST


thanks for the awesome advent callendar u put alot of time into it obviously and i just wanted to add my name to the people who want to congratulate you anyway merry chri!WINTER!stmas everyone!

Ghosted by Scourge @ 12/25/2003 1:47 AM EST


Thank you Matt. you made an otherwise crappy holiday season kickass. God bless you, I wish you health and continued success in the new year.

Ghosted by Gerald J.F. @ 12/25/2003 6:43 AM EST


All that we can do now is wait for Matt to top himself…odds are he will. This site only gets better.

Ghosted by Killer Duck @ 12/25/2003 6:59 AM EST


Merry Christmas everyone!! I love reading your comments, especially those regular ones with psychotic tendencies (not that I’m mentioning any names) :) I hope you all enjoy your CHRISTMAS day..yes Christmas, this is one place I don’t have to be politically correct and say "holidays", I hate having to say that at the office. No offense to anyone that doesn’t celebrate…happy whatever you do!!

I swear, I got up and pumped my fist when that reindeer came out. Then I realized…I’ve been waiting three weeks to see how this is going to turn out…and it is a calendar meant for 2 year olds. God bless Matt and the emotions he can get out of us.

P.S. That shot of Mysterious Boy cut in half with the blood was just too much. I have never laughed so hard. Extra props to Matt for setting up all those pictures…sometimes I almost believe they are real.

Ghosted by Y2JB78 @ 12/25/2003 10:56 AM EST


Y2JB78, isn’t Holidays derivative of Holy Days anyway? It is too nice a day to get into what I think about the PC crowd.

Merry X-Emas to all!

Ghosted by ME @ 12/25/2003 12:50 PM EST


Christmas is almost over here, wasn’t that bad, good lunch at the chow hall, a couple of big booms…plus I get to come to work at 8am tomorrow, thats sleepin’ in for me:D Hmmm, happy Christmas memories, I’ve had a few massive He-man/GI Joe draws in my childhood, what can I say, I was the baby…what else, one year I got Sonic and Streets of Rage I believe, plus 50 bucks from my grandma I used to buy another game…those were rare though, Christmas rarely worked out the way it was supposed to…relatives approximately 5 times older than you shouldn’t be guying you clothes…Oh yeah, one year I wrote down a list of 10 Genesis video games I wanted and number 10 was "Columns"…so Christmas day, I get to the grand finale, the wrapped video game box…you all know which wrapped gift to save for last…just based on weight and size…anyway, what else should I get but "Columns" and I put on the "This is exactly what I wanted face" and I thought to myself, "You got no one to blame but yourself, she got you what you wanted, you put it on the list". I think I gained a lot of maturity at that moment. On the other hand, my brother gets robbed every Christmas, one year he got a telescope as his "big gift" even though he was only interested in astronomy for like a two week phase during the summer, boy he did his "This is exactly what I wanted face" like a trouper, I don’t think Russell Crowe or Tom Hanks could’ve topped that one, one year he was going through his Beatles phase and thats he still gets Beatles stuff every year…oh, another Beatles tie, yay, last year I got him "Stankonia" just to break the curse and he said it was the best gift he had gotten from family in a long time, oh and for three years running he’s gotten a watch…One good thing about being in the Army, they know you’re coming home once a year, they get you the presents you want…

Ghosted by whitemale_98 @ 12/25/2003 1:51 PM EST


That "special" banner used to get me high as a kite. I remember shreiking with excitment and dancing around the room when it came on. Am I the only one here that acted that way? Maybe I was just exceptional hyper as a kid. The same effect happened to me when I got my Cabbage Patch Doll for Christmas when I was 7. You know, shreiking?!!!

Ghosted by Katie @ 12/25/2003 4:07 PM EST


I would like to a) wish everyone a Mare-E Christmas and b) mention that llamas are, in fact, camels. They are all in the family Camelidae. The ones we usually think of are just different kinds from the South American ones.

So if you pull the same stunt in another year, Matt, feel free to take the wind out of someone’s sails if they try to correct you.

That is my gift to one and all. Excess knowledge about camels and llamas.

Ghosted by Sean @ 12/25/2003 5:44 PM EST


What a day today was. My sister called and said she got an "interesting" DVD from my folks…it was the DVD I was supposed to be getting. So now I am without it until my sister decides she wants to ship it back up here. but i did learn about llamas and camels which was something cool. i can imagine matt using it next year and saying, "in your face, nativity leering masses!" pardon my lack of uppercase letters, im feeling frigging lazy. happy rest of xmas everyone. may it be full of dragons that breathe fire (this iis the first year i got dragons on a shirt from my mother…YAY NO PINK KITTIES!!!

Ghosted by Killer Duck @ 12/25/2003 7:33 PM EST


katie, I was the same way. I used to go insane for that swirling logo. Now that I am older I go insane for that swirling feeling I get when I drink too many beers. I never had a Cabbage patch Kid but I did rip the head off of one. I got grounded. And fined.

Ghosted by planet garp @ 12/26/2003 12:13 PM EST


I got a substantial amount of bling bling(cash) and some power tools! W00T!

Ghosted by heeloyd @ 12/26/2003 12:54 PM EST


Please let the grand finale to the Calendar come soon…I don’t want to end up like someone who sees the first part of a two-part episode in September and has to wait until after the World Series or something to watch the conclusion.

Get to work, Matt!

Ghosted by Monster Dog @ 12/26/2003 3:26 AM EST


only one left! I bet he’s thinking of a musical show-stopping performance for the folks in playmobil land!

Or maybe just brutal murder? >:O

Ghosted by heeloyd @ 12/26/2003 3:57 AM EST


Merry Christmas everyone. I’ve been reading the site almost forever now, but haven’t posted anything since the last forum exploded. I have a couple of Christmassy stories. Sorry that one is kind of long.

My dad started his own company in 1992 and the money wasn’t coming in like he thought it would. Our Christmas that year was rough (my gifts were a soccerball, some cookies, and some oranges.) The next year was better, but money was still really tight. Later that second year, though, buisness picked up by about a billion percent, and 1994 brought my sister and I the "More presents than any kids deserve" Christmas. Box after box.. we probably unwrapped gifts for well over an hour. Finally, I opened my ‘big’ gift, which was F-Zero, The Legend of Zelda, and Contra 3 all wrapped together. It was amazing. My mom told me to go let the dog inside and sweet merciful crap, there were two new bikes outside! She told my sister to grab something from the closet and holy hell, there was the Miracle Piano system for the Super Nintendo! For the next month, whenever my parents told me to get something, I got really excited.

That doesn’t beat the Christmas of 89, though. I don’t remember any of my presents that year, only that it snowed. It wasn’t really snow, so much as it was falling frost that melted the instant it hit the ground. This may not seem like a big deal to most of you, but for a six year old living in the San Francisco Bay Area, it was a Christmas miracle.

Ghosted by Raymond Stereo @ 12/26/2003 4:07 AM EST


A lot of people remember that CBS "Special" logo. I know at least three times its been parodied… once on "Animaniacs", once on "Simpsons" and on the first "Homestar Runner" Decemberween animation

Ghosted by Garrison @ 12/26/2003 7:08 AM EST


Murry Kibmas and Happy Chaka Kahn to everyone. Made out well this year… major presents included whiskey, tumblers, a giant three-flask set, and a plug-in cooler for my car. Looks like my family is advocating drinking and driving… guess they want to do away with me. I also got gift certificates to Best Buy. So now I have somewhere to go with my plug-in cooler at my side.

This is such a Breakfast Club Christmas. I’m still waiting for the carton of cigarettes.

Ghosted by Nachokhaki @ 12/26/2003 10:07 AM EST


Hey, everyone. My Christmas was pretty good this year. Although I WAS at a frigging 10 hour long party at my boyfriend’s house with over 40 people there. I had fun, though. I think one of my best Christmas presents was a naughty French phrases book. Just in case anyone wanted to know how to say, "I don’t give a shit, defiler of virgins!" in French, here it is:
"Je n’en ai rien å foutre, espéce de dépuceleur de vierges!" :)

Ghosted by alice1drland @ 12/26/2003 10:34 AM EST


alice1drland,

Dépuceleur : to remove fleas

(Don’t try to prove me wrong, I’m french)

Ghosted by Toxic_Spoontang @ 12/26/2003 11:35 AM EST


Got to see the relatives I like, avoid the ones I don’t, got a SpongeBob disc for my VideoNow player (you too can watch Squidward while you’re on the toilet), decided not to find out Killer Duck’s address to send a new blade and a Sam’s Club case of liniment, watch my sister-in-law’s cat (also known as the Goddess of Ill Will and Bad Tidings) all hopped up on catnip, and generally put my diabetic self in danger with endless treats. Hell of a lot better than my Hallowe’en when my drunk cousin showed up. Ah well, God made this a Quantum Universe, so farther along the line on some paralell earth, I’m dead. Or fabuloulsy wealthy.

Ghosted by kingklash @ 12/26/2003 12:00 PM EST


So… where’s December 25th’s entry? Is it there and I just can’t find it?

Ghosted by chris @ 12/26/2003 3:11 PM EST


Garrison – this one?

http://www.homestarrunner.com/xmas2001.html

Ghosted by Paul @ 12/26/2003 3:22 PM EST


Yup, that’s the one. In fact, I notice the page headline is "Sponsered by Dolly Madison!" – Another Charlie Brown Special reference.

Ghosted by Garrison @ 12/26/2003 4:34 PM EST


I’ve always loved that bup-ba-dup-adup-bup-ba-dup-adup-bup-a-dup-adup-bup-BUP! tune. It meant special in a Special way.

Ghosted by kingklash @ 12/26/2003 5:41 PM EST


Topo Gigio, Just ask Ed Sullivan.

Ghosted by kingklash @ 12/26/2003 5:47 PM EST


Christmas was awsome this year we had sushi and sake (read 2 large things) and after that my brother had a little rum (read 1 liter) he needed to get rid of to bad I can’t remeber a thing now oh well. Merry Christmas

Now on to planning new years planning to skip the bubbly and picking up whiskey instead. Happy New Year

Ghosted by Geek @ 12/26/2003 5:48 PM EST


Social workers came by today and gave my family a bucket of nuts and a cookie jar.

Ghosted by Tiny Tim @ 12/26/2003 6:09 PM EST


Aw king, it’s the thought that counts. I dont think anyone has ever given me a blade for xmas. I did get a knife from a friend once as a gift but not for xmas(sick monkeys, I am a knife collector, strangely enough). I spent too much time stabbing the dinner remains with a chef’s knife yesterday until my brother’s friend started to stare at me. I always forget not to be strange in front of strangers. I got one of those Eye Toy things for my PS2. I wonder how the hell I am going to use it when I can’t even stand to see photographs of me, let alone sit in front of the TV and watch myself live. Such is life’s mysteries.

Ghosted by Killer Duck @ 12/26/2003 6:13 PM EST


Since Matt is a fan:
http://www.apple.com/trailers/paramount/spongebobsquarepantsmovie/

Ghosted by ME @ 12/26/2003 8:04 PM EST


Hay killer duck, if you think that eye toy thing is bad, my mom got the whole family the karoke (sp?) game for the PS2. And she expected us to use it without any kind of drinks or rum balls in us.

Ghosted by Stacey @ 12/26/2003 9:13 PM EST


Stacey, yikes! Though if your family is the partying type then you’re all set. I already warned my friends that I would be bringing the Eye Toy to the New Year’s party so we can get wasted and watch everyone fall down trying to swat things :)
I went out earlier to blow some gift cards. No gifts are sweeter than those you buy for yourself the days after xmas for 50-75% off…

Ghosted by Killer Duck @ 12/26/2003 9:52 PM EST


Toxic_Spoontang:
The book lies! :O Actually, I’m not surprised. I copied the phrase directly from the book, so I don’t blame myself. Sorry ’bout that-Heh heh. :)

Ghosted by alice1drland @ 12/27/2003 12:36 PM EST


I’m curious: What was the best xmas, hannukah, kwanzaa, festivus, whatever holiday gift you got THIS year?

Ghosted by Killer Duck @ 12/27/2003 12:58 PM EST


YAY matt finaly finished the advent calnder(using the guys from the one he dint finish last year) i think… now we no longer have to threatin matt about finishing it. just threating playmobile if they dont make another one next year

Ghosted by Jared @ 12/27/2003 3:37 AM EST


Merry Christmas… I wanted to thank you for introducing me to the Advent Calendar. I liked it so much, I had to go and buy one of my own. I ended up with the Christmas Forest and had a great time opening it up. I had the whole thing set up in my office at work and everyone really got into it, waiting to see what the day’s box would be. That and it was fun to make my own little version of Wild Kingdom where the Christmas animals stalked each other… Anyways, thanks for introducing me to a new Christmas tradition.

For Christmas memories, I’ll always remember being about 7 or 8 years old, patiently waiting for Christmas when my evil brother would get his comeuppance for torturing me and making my life a living hell. Like the time he tricked me into drinking tabasco sauce, or tying me to a chair and putting me in the closet, or hanging my teddy bear from the tree to execute him, or the ten thousand other things he used to do. Anyways, he’d built up some serious bad Santa karma and I was eagerly anticipating Christmas morning when I’d get all the great presents and he’d be stuck with coal. I was imagining this for months, literally.

So, Christmas morning finally arrives and what happens? Instead of coal, my brother got tons of great presents, toys, candy, you name it. No coal. It was then that I realized that there was no justice in the world. There was no Santa, cause if there was anyone who deserved coal, it was my brother and his unearned toys… But, I still got a lot of cool stuff, so my disappointment didn’t last too long. It ended up being a good Christmas.

Ghosted by Sampo @ 12/27/2003 10:35 AM EST


Not the last of Mare? Does this mean perhaps she will be the master of the Rancor, or perhaps a co conspirator of evil with that nefarious gangster Jabba the Hutt?

The mind boggles at the dark possibilities. Santa is gonna have to keep his blaster handy next season I think..

Ghosted by Bloodcat @ 12/27/2003 7:19 PM EST


For this year I’d have to say the No Doubt box set. It helped me complete my collection of b-sides.

Ghosted by pikachulover @ 12/27/2003 7:48 PM EST


Great finish to the Tale of Playmobiland, Matt! As I mentioned, you ought to be writing wacky suspense novels. You’re good at drawing people in to your stories.

My best presents this year were real Fiestaware dishes, the heavy retro kind Mare would probably use as weapons if her tiny half-moon hands could lift them. Some of my dishes have broken over the years, and the replacements – especially such nice replacements – were appreciated.

Ghosted by starwenn @ 12/27/2003 8:49 PM EST


Hope everybody had a good one. Just got home from a Christmas trip (22nd to 29th) so only I’ve had the time to join in on this special blog entry. As for my story, one Christmas I’ll never forget was when me (about 8 at the time) and my brother kinda noticed that Santa looked a lot like our uncle weraing our mom’s glasses. We asked about him and we were told he was sleeping. When we decided to investigate, Santa bailed! Upon entering the bedroom after a lot of people were able to stall us for a good half hour (with the loot, obviously) we did find him sleeping, but he seemed to be wearing a lot of make-up, and his boots were really similar to Santa’s. Well, go figure. All a big coincidence, I suppose.

Matt, you are the man. Who would have guessed 80’s kids were alike even countries away? Hope you had a great Christmas and here’s to a wonderful New Year.

Ghosted by Roddy @ 12/29/2003 7:37 PM EST


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