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Good news for Crunch fans…

Whew -- we dodged a bullet there. If you were a little sad hearing about a potentially Christmas Crunchless Christmas, I just got an e-mail from "Kate," a reader -- Christmas Crunch is back! Her words:

"...prior to this announcement, he was also sad that Christmas Crunch seemed to be gone.... and though I myself was never too formally acquainted with the cereal, it was a tradition that he'd looked forward to year after year.  I think it's brand stinking new, which might explain why it's not in most areas/stores yet.  But out in Oregon, apparently the furthest you need to go to find a new box of the stuff is to the local Safeway.  I've seen it with my own eyes!  I had my friend take a picture of the box. My best guess is it's just too new to be widespread as of now, but I'm sure if it's out here, it'll be everywhere soon enough."

Big Thanks to Kate for sending in the pic. Strange that they've waited this long to get it on the shelves. I'll be keeping an eye out. The "holiday shapes" kinda make it a slightly different entity than the original version I wrote about, but it's close enough. When/if I find a new box, I'll update the article with s'more pics.

Posted by Matt on 12/13/2003. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 37 comments

I’ve never been a huge fan of Christmas Crunch, but it’s definitely not a bad cereal.

Have fun with your Crunch, Matt.

Chestnuts roasted by Paul @ 12/13/2003 7:53 AM


Second post! woo hoo!
christmas crunch…bleck…horrible stuff… :( (cuts the roof of your mouth!)

Chestnuts roasted by Xen @ 12/13/2003 11:08 AM


cuts up your mouth, but oh so delicious!! >:O

Chestnuts roasted by heeloyd @ 12/13/2003 12:24 PM


I hear this new Christmas Crunch is quite the treat for your tongue.

Chestnuts roasted by Mwargh @ 12/13/2003 12:50 PM


I hear this new Christmas Crunch is quite the treat for your tongue.

Chestnuts roasted by Mwargh @ 12/13/2003 12:50 PM


falling behind again Matt,coming up on 2 days…

Chestnuts roasted by pogocorpse @ 12/13/2003 1:14 PM


i knew Christmas Crunch couldn’t be gone forever! but the shapes are kinda weird… i bet that tree shape will really rip up your mouth… cool~!

Chestnuts roasted by *zann @ 12/13/2003 1:53 PM


Good thing the Cap’n has a hold on the specialised custom nitro-burning funny cereal thing, but why is it when somebody comes up with a licensed character cereal, ie, Yu-Gi-Oh, Donkey Kong, and so on, it comes out like the Crunch?? For sheer madness, make marshmallow treats with Cap’n Crunch. Wow!

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 12/13/2003 2:23 PM


i haven’t had christmas crunch in a long time so i think i’ll go out and try to find a box.

Chestnuts roasted by Romo @ 12/13/2003 2:28 PM


Hey, maybe this has been answered before…but what’s the scary looking machine hanging an oranment on the tree in the commerical? I didn’t know Cap’t Crunch fought evil cyborgs…

Chestnuts roasted by Evan @ 12/13/2003 5:15 PM


Oregon wins again!

Chestnuts roasted by BaronKrusha @ 12/13/2003 10:00 PM


I am starting to go into withdrawal…need…advent…calendar…or cookies. I guess I’ll find some cookies.
Speaking of cookies, earlier my roommate was playing with this Play Doh Do Do Island guy (you put doh in and it oozes out his head- quite amusing) and I wondered if anyone actually maybe tried using real cookie dough in a Play Doh toy. That fun factory would probably make good cookies. Small cookies but good ones. I made the mistake of wondering about it out loud and my roommate gave me a strange look. Some people just don’t get it.

Chestnuts roasted by Killer Duck @ 12/14/2003 2:27 AM


The scary looking machine was called the Sog Master or something similar. Back in the mid-late ’80s, the good Cap’n picked up some adversaries after a "Where’s the Cap’n" contest where you had to guess where he vanished to. It was later revealed on a Saturday morning commercial that he was at the center of the Earth because Sog Master and his Soggies were after the cereal to REMOVE THE CRUNCH! Needless to say, they were foiled again and again in the commercials, and finally did the ol’ ‘suddenly vanish’ trick cereal mascots are prone to do (like the mysterious disappearence of Cookie Cop and Cookie Crook recently).

Chestnuts roasted by Lynx @ 12/14/2003 2:45 AM


The first boxes of this stuff used to come with Christmas ornaments inside.

I doubt they still do that though.

Chestnuts roasted by Nobody @ 12/14/2003 5:37 AM


Disregard that last comment. I read these articles out of order. Oh well.

Chestnuts roasted by Nobody @ 12/14/2003 5:40 AM


OH MY GOD!!! CHRISTMAS IS RUINED!!! THEY’VE CAPTURED SANTA CLAUS AND SHOWING HIS PICTURE ON CNN!!! (*whisper*) What? You mean that’s Saddam Hussein? (*whisper*) Not Santa? He looks like Santa… Oh well. Carry on…

Chestnuts roasted by djskeletorx @ 12/14/2003 10:20 AM


some ones falling behind……
you dont want any more death threats do you?!

Chestnuts roasted by Jared @ 12/14/2003 12:27 PM


It;s my birthday Matt (hence the 1214 in TOP1214). You;ve got to update the calendar today, be such a nice present.

Chestnuts roasted by TOP1214 @ 12/14/2003 1:25 PM


PS And finish the old one, too. That would be even better. :D

Chestnuts roasted by TOP1214 @ 12/14/2003 1:26 PM


oh saddam, not content with a bizzilon dollars and more palaces than i have dollar bills in my wallet, tried to play the game.you lose.

Chestnuts roasted by naturekid @ 12/14/2003 1:43 PM


why oh why?!?!?! don’t do this to me matt! I will once again be scared deeply and truly yours! Hypnotized by your entrancing articles, only to be left dangling like a plant hanging by it’s root on a canyon wall! With great anticipation I await…nay…I LONG for the updates to enthral me in the rich grasp of online literature! I……….cannot……….go………..on…………………with…out………….!!!!ROSEB!!!!, um excuse me………..ADVENT!!!!!!!!

Chestnuts roasted by brandon @ 12/14/2003 1:57 PM


oh yea, btw, anybody else find the mare winningham toy strangly erotic? and not in a "exciting to me" kind of way, just like "somebody probably uses that as a sex toy"

Chestnuts roasted by brandon @ 12/14/2003 2:00 PM


THAT is not what is meant by "hiding the present!! eeewww.

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 12/14/2003 5:11 PM


Working on the Calendar now…will be all up to date before I hit the sack. Some great coms are in this next batch, stay tuned.

Chestnuts roasted by Matt @ 12/14/2003 5:23 PM


Guys guys guys!! I just rememberd!! I found a pack of edible markers at my local Wal-Mart!! Sincerely! Red, blue, green, and yellow. And the package states that its perfect for white icing. Only four dollars a pack. Who wants to lick my tattoo?

Chestnuts roasted by kingklash @ 12/14/2003 5:50 PM


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