I said the next article would be about peanut butter, and that waddn’t no lie. Not sure how many of you remember it, but I’ll never forget Superman Peanut Butter. Might’ve been the same ol’ crap found in the jars of every other brand, but fuck me if it didn’t feel different. Review includes everything from a firsthand look at the twenty-year-old beast to two different commercial reviews and a quick review of some of Superman’s other edible adventures. Its strength…is its great taste.
Oh, for those curious as to whether anything that went on during the ‘85 and ‘86 Macy’s Parades could hold a candle to the Scooby Doo Float or the Joey Lawrence dream sequence found in the ‘84 edition, here’s something Goggles Pizano sent on in. It’s a poster he’s kept for all of these years, promoting one of the special floats we’ll be taking a look at in the next review…
Wait till you see how it looked in real life, my friends. Roll those drums and shit. By the way, we finally took out of Christmas decorations. I say “finally” because I usually start doing that by late October. My God, we have the ugliest decorations in the world. Santa Clauses of all races, broken ceramic snowmen, and even a few old tree toppers that look alarmingly like Satanic pentagrams. I’ll try to take some pics tomorrow.
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The Noah’s Arcade rap from Wayne’s World went like this:
Come bust a move
where the games are played.
Its chill, its fresh,
its Noah’s Arcade
Now review Mac and Me!