For those who doubted the workability of those Shrunken Head Apple Crafts, take a look at this. Remembering that I only followed the "official" directions halfheartedly, here's what my apple dude looks like now...

As far as rotten apples go, it's pretty cool. The biggest glory lied in the fact that I never hung the thing outside to dry, and it still made it to this esteemed point without ever once becoming infested with fruit flies. Vincent Price knew his shit, I tells ya. Working on a horror movie review now...it should be up before the weekend's over. Keeping in mind the holiday that's rapidly approaching, this is definitely a great flick to keep on your party reserves list. Countdown will be updated sometime tomorrow afternoon, with mummy action.

Oh, has anyone noticed that most of the stores are already shifting the focus from Halloween to Christmas? Christ! Kinda takes the steam out of the spookiest holiday of the year when all of the assorted Dracula decorations are hidden behind fat Santas.

Posted by Matt on 10/25/2003. E-mail me!