I’m baaack. We spent the last two days at the Milford Plaza (la la la lullaby of Broadway), basically just for a change of scenery. I was under the impression that I’d have a cable modem connection, but there waddn’t one, so I couldn’t update off the laptop these past few days. Sorry, forgive me, forgive meee. Anyway, we had fun. Got to see 1,000 lunatics watch the Yankees lose at a bar last night, leading to a seriously depressing scene that was straight out of a zombie movie, with everyone shuffling out to the sidewalk almost lifelessly save for the frantic rush to get their first drags in. The number of people pantomiming that newly infamous scuffle from the other day’s field brawl was pretty entertaining, too. It’s the first time I’ve ever appreciated much about baseball. Actually, couldn’t help but watch the game tonight. They won, so I guess that means skipping the Golden Girls rerun hour was worth it.
I spent tonight getting the Countdown up to date — check out the latest entries on Halloween pumpkin candies, Bleeding Head Man, Wax Lips, and “Mark of the Devil” Vomit Bags. We’ve still got a dozen or so days left, so keep on checkin’. The Texas Chainsaw remake hits theaters tomorrow, and despite not even being close to a diehard fan of the franchise, I haven’t been this excited to see in a movie in a long, long while. I’ve actually been meaning to review the mid-80s sequel for a while now, so maybe I’ll put that on deck for after the next article, which I’m about to start writing. No hints, but there’s a Webster cameo in it.
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