hulk never be the same hulk without shortcake ball love. will now forever resort to old wine and saké to overcome girl loss. hope she and surfer ball happy. if today was opposite day. strawberry whorecake. ah ha ha.
but wait. me have trouble getting over ball. god, give hulk a sign. if hulk should continue obsessing over scented vixen, give hulk sign.
hey!
god how come you no answer hulk when hulk's mom was dying?
oh no. this is a sign. shortcake sunglasses. hulk doomed.
hulk doomed, and hulk silly. everything look like candy. odd. not all candy is pink. hulk need different sign, god. this one feel like fluke.
who keep throwing shit at me?
three signs! god give hulk three signs! this mean i get to make shortcake shrine. finally. something for hulk to do.
wait here second. shortcake is a donut?
shortcake is a donut! oh my sweet pea cake woman. why you turn into ball and leave hulk for other balls? we should be together and snugglerous like mama and baby panda. less platonic though.
should hulk eat shortcake dessert roll? hulk sign his heart away with each bite. a slave to strawberry love. little debbie make forbidden fruit. wonder if she single?
must resist temptation. shortcake no want hulk. only silver ball. i eat and i doomed. but pastry look so tasty. hulk am powerless. am ball too.
no no no! stop me hulk must stop! cannot eat girl cake, but cannot look away from girl cake's swirly center. if only it did not magically break into easily managed and perfectly posed sections. then hulk be able to resist. now not. hulk ball weak. weak with passion.
hulk had time of his life. no hulk never felt this way before. hulk swear...it the truth! hulk owe it all to youuuu.
Hulk? Jesus Christ, look at you! I just stopped by to pick up the last of my things. The Surfer and I are moving to Meggigo. That's how they say "Mexico" in Mexico. "Meggigo." I'd ask you to come, but I'm sure you'd feel uncomfortable watching your ex trying to copulate with another kickball. Say, what are you eating, anyway?
hulk eating you.
Hmmm. Maybe I should come back later?
with hulk body and soul. hulk want you more than you ever knowwwww.
Hey wait a second, you don't even have a real mouth!
ang lee teach hulk symbolism last year.
Posted by Matt on 09/08/2003. E-mail me!
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I’m sure it’s been said but matt,
f u c k i n g brilliant.