what?!! you are breaking up with hulk?! me don't understand! me you made for each other! we are balls in love!
Honey, I'm sorry. It's just not working out. I did love you, and in truth, a part of me always will. But, this relationship lost its spark a long time ago. It's time we faced the facts, cut our losses, and moved on. I smell like sweet cakes!
how could you berry girl do this to me hulk?! after all we been to and through to and together! let hulk remind you of me and you past...
remember when mean offscreen wizard turn me hulk and you berry into balls? we made lemonade out of circular lemons. we made for each other!
Hulk, baby -- we were just two fools down on our luck. Just because that mean old man turned us both into balls doesn't mean we were made for each other. It just means we had this really fucked up thing in common, you know?
but me thought me made you happy?
Well, at least you're pretty used to being wrong by now, right?
but me gave you flowers! novelty metal ones!
Yes. Yes you did. How'd you carry those things, anyway?
telekinesis. hulk phoned jean grey. do you love me again yet?
No, sorry. I still think we should roll our separate ways.
ohhhhh fuuuuudge. only hulk didn't say "fudge."
come on woman. get back with hulk. why won't you do that?
Honey, I didn't want to have to tell you this, but I guess I should be honest. There's someone else.
SOMEONE ELSE?! how could this be true? we are balls! how you shortcake find someone else?!
Well...remember the Silver Surfer?
HULK NOT HAPPY.
Posted by Matt on 09/04/2003. E-mail me!
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Whoo! First post, maybe. Truthfully i have nothing to say about Hulk or strawberry shortcake, but I got this in my mail today and some of you might be interested.
Do you remember all those great action cartoons of the ’80′s?
Titles such as "G.I. Joe", "Thundercats" and "Masters of the
Universe" instantly come to mind. There was one, however, that
arguably surpassed all others with its innovative concept of
machines changing shape to become gigantic warriors. Of course,
I’m referring to "Transformers".
There was an animated film created quite a few years ago that
featured the characters of the popular cartoon in a full-length
big-screen picture. It seems that Optimus Prime and the rest
of the "Transformer" crew will be hitting the box office once
again with a new live action/CGI production in the works.
Here is what producer Tom DeSanto had to say about the upcoming
project: "The plan with the movie is that it will combine live
action with CGI. I think it’s going to be something the
audience has never seen before. In all the years of movie-
making, I don’t think the image of a truck transforming into
a 20-foot tall robot has ever been captured on screen."
The film will also aim to pay homage to 1980s movies and create
a sense of wonder that Hollywood seems to have lost over the
years.
If they do it right and don’t make it all cheesy, it might be pretty cool