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what?!! you are breaking up with hulk?! me don't understand! me you made for each other! we are balls in love!

Honey, I'm sorry. It's just not working out. I did love you, and in truth, a part of me always will. But, this relationship lost its spark a long time ago. It's time we faced the facts, cut our losses, and moved on. I smell like sweet cakes!

how could you berry girl do this to me hulk?! after all we been to and through to and together! let hulk remind you of me and you past...


remember when mean offscreen wizard turn me hulk and you berry into balls? we made lemonade out of circular lemons. we made for each other!

Hulk, baby -- we were just two fools down on our luck. Just because that mean old man turned us both into balls doesn't mean we were made for each other. It just means we had this really fucked up thing in common, you know?

but me thought me made you happy?

Well, at least you're pretty used to being wrong by now, right?


but me gave you flowers! novelty metal ones!

Yes. Yes you did. How'd you carry those things, anyway?

telekinesis. hulk phoned jean grey. do you love me again yet?

No, sorry. I still think we should roll our separate ways.

ohhhhh fuuuuudge. only hulk didn't say "fudge."


come on woman. get back with hulk. why won't you do that?

Honey, I didn't want to have to tell you this, but I guess I should be honest. There's someone else.

SOMEONE ELSE?! how could this be true? we are balls! how you shortcake find someone else?!


Well...remember the Silver Surfer?

HULK NOT HAPPY.


Posted by Matt on 09/04/2003. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 63 comments

And JC, that plushie is freaking messed up. o_O

Yeah, but I bet it’s great for terrorising your little sister.

And speaking of the 80′s revival, there are really two things I wish they’d just bring back the way they were. The first is The Real Ghostbusters, because that’s got to be one of the finest cartoon series ever. The second is dumb horror films, because they just don’t make them anymore like they used to.

Oh yeah, and arcades with coin-op classics too.

GIVE ME MY SPACE HARRIER AND OUT RUN AND GOLDEN AXE AND OF COURSE GALAGA YOU HEARTLESS BASTARDS GRAAAAARRGGH SMASH

Chestnuts roasted by JC @ 09/06/2003 7:27 PM

>I still think we should roll our separate ways
——

I was waiting for hulk to start singing "Someday love will find you…"

Chestnuts roasted by viru @ 09/06/2003 8:22 PM

You are aware, JC, that Out Run and Space Harrier, at least, are back in near arcade-perfect form (yes, except for lower resolution, I know) on the Gameboy Advance in the http://outrun.org/new/othergba.html">Sega Arcade Gallery.

And, even better, there’s a full-fledged modern sequel to Out Run coming to arcades and, at least, the X-Box, http://outrun.org/new/outrun2.html">Out Run 2 (http://www.sega-am2.co.jp/outrun2/index.html">official site), with several different Ferraris this time, including the sweet-looking F-50 besides the classic Testarossa. I am so lokking forward to that one.

What’s the music video with the astronaut that spoofs http://www.outrun.org/spaceharrier/">Space Harrier at one point?

Chestnuts roasted by Steve Brandon @ 09/06/2003 8:23 PM

Hee hee. Someone actually appreciated my roll in the hay joke for about two seconds.

BURPLE!

Chestnuts roasted by freakachu @ 09/06/2003 10:12 PM

…goddammit, now he’s gotten himself a livejournal http://www.livejournal.com/users/hulksmashed/2994.html">to write sappy song parodies in.

…and it’s all that little tart’s fault.

Chestnuts roasted by Aeire @ 09/07/2003 5:14 AM

Bah. Enough about bloody balls! He-Man just hit it’s 20th anniversary! I’m surprised you didn’t do anything to commemorate the event.

101 ways to torture Man-At-Arms.
A look at the various He-Man in carnations.
A look at how the name Mantenna inspires perverted giggles. ANYTHING!

Chestnuts roasted by Aaron @ 09/07/2003 10:32 AM

You are aware, JC, that Out Run and Space Harrier, at least, are back in near arcade-perfect form (yes, except for lower resolution, I know) on the Gameboy Advance in the Sega Arcade Gallery.

I wasn’t actually, but, you know, there’s also such a thing as http://www.mame.dk/">mame, not to mention Genesis/Megadrive emulators. I could play those games on my PC if I wanted, but nothing beats those flipping awesome sit-down cabinets you’d find in the arcade.

And, even better, there’s a full-fledged modern sequel to Out Run coming to arcades and, at least, the X-Box, Out Run 2 (official site), with several different Ferraris this time, including the sweet-looking F-50 besides the classic Testarossa. I am so lokking forward to that one.

That IS pretty cool, but I don’t own an X-box (won’t be buying one either, but then my last console was a Master System II) and the arcade has become all but extinct here in retarded Holland…

*sniff*

Chestnuts roasted by JC @ 09/07/2003 4:11 PM

I could have sworn Shortcake was going to admit to being a lesbian. With her and her friends…… It just makes sense.

I like Balls.

Chestnuts roasted by Tessie @ 09/07/2003 8:21 PM

Or Hulk could have left her for the Surfer.

Chestnuts roasted by Justin @ 09/08/2003 12:06 PM

Maybe Shortcake is a dyke with the other two chicks pictured with her!!

Chestnuts roasted by Danny C. @ 09/08/2003 11:48 AM

The balls look a little damp. And what is that musky scent?

Chestnuts roasted by Zach Galligan @ 09/08/2003 1:23 PM

Hmm…so when they write their initials on a tree together, it’s going to be SS loves SS? Or SS + SS? Someone will think Hitler’s back or something

Chestnuts roasted by Kiften @ 09/08/2003 5:00 PM

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