I'm very very tired and it's very very late, but finally, here's your review of the new Unicron toy -- a part of the Transformers Armada collection. We, of course, remember him better as the holy-shit-big thing that kicked ass in Transformers: The Movie. The figure costs fifty bucks. Steep, but remember -- he's got light-up eyes. I'm not usually an advocate of the particularly indulgent new toys, but this might be one you can't miss out on.