Straight from the bowels of the too strange to resist, Bubble Yum recently came out with an officially branded “Spongebob Squarepants” bubble gum — and it tastes like pineapples! If you’re one of the sixteen people who’d ever choose “pineapple” over any other available flavor, your prayers have been answered. The big party bag comes in a high class happy yellow, complete with appearances from Spongebob and that strange, punk rock duck Bubble Yum started employing to seem more hip. I had some misgivings about pineapple-flavored bubble gum, but it’s actually tasty. Sorta like that old “Paradise Punch” flavor, only with a little less punch and paradise. Obviously, the gum can only last as long as Spongebob’s popularity, so don’t rest on your laurels. You want “Spongebob Squarepants Pineapple Bubble Yum Bubble Gum?” Get a move on.
Plus, if you don’t want to eat it, the unwrapped gum pieces work great as dollhouse “phone book” accessories.
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I have a problem here, and maybe some of you can relate:
Ever since I passed the age of about 8 I can never find stuff like this anymore now that I can actually afford it.
I mean our SaveMart still carries Big League Chew and all, but I can never find Mamba’s anymore, or the WWF ice cream.
Maybe it’s like a portal that just closes once you turn a certain age and it never closed for some people….or maybe I just only go to the store for soda anymore.