Comments on: X-E plugged in Business Week…

By: heeloyd

heeloyd — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

ive never had a mc griddle but after reading your review…i dont think that im missing anything…except for maybe early death.

By: Mr. Mr. Mr.

Mr. Mr. Mr. — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

It’s impossible to say McGriddle without a scottish accent. Thanks to you, Matt, I’ve gotten in touch with my scottish side.

By: Theodore R. Long

Theodore R. Long — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Let Me Holla At Cha Playa….
Well, well, well. Matt is finally making it to the big time. Thuggin And Buggin up in Business Week. Beelee dat playa. but you better believe that McDonalds is next on our list. You see Matt, Where do you think they came up with the idea for the Big Mack? Dats right, da Mack family, forefathers of none other than Rodney Mack. Beelee dat playa. You know it had to be a Black man to come up with the wholesome goodness that is a Big Mack. Beelee dat playa. McDonalds been assassinatin the character of da Black people world wide by stealing day food ideas and then payin them minmum wages to flip they burgers. Beelee dat playa. And then when some of those disenfranchised poor black people need food, what do they give us? A Dollar Menu. Beelee dat playa. And what’s on da dollar menu you ask? The most vile and smallest portioned foods you eva seen. McRib?? McDonalds don’t know how to make no ribs. Beelee dat playa. Order of Fries? You get about 2 fries if dat order. McDonalds be haterizing on da black man errday and it’s about time…. matter a fact, I’ma send Jazz ova to da nearest Micky Dee’s and let the know that the Bitch Is Back. Beelee dat playa.

By: Aberration

Aberration — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Congrats on the shout out from BusinessWeek, Matt. (I’m a first-time poster, longtime reader BTW)

While I’m here, I thought I’d pitch you a little idea: The recent Bitner/Photog and Ecto Cooler blogs have shown that your readers love to jump onto a mystery. So I thought, what if you manufactured some kind of massive mystery for your readers to solve, kind of like what they did for the "A.I." movie some years back. I don’t really have a storyline in mind, but it would definitely have THE FUTURE OF X-ENTERTAINMENT AND THE UNIVERSE ITSELF hinging on the mystery being solved.

I have a feeling that this would require more time to plan than you actually have though (but maybe you could team up with another site or two too). Lemme know what you think!

By: Aberration

Aberration — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Oh yeah, I forgot, you’d probably want to throw in a prize or two to rally the masses, although the Bitner thing has kinda proven that this crowd doesn’t seem to mind the thrill of the chase.

By: Happnin' Mojo

Happnin' Mojo — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Good for you Matt, it’s nice to know that Business Week has the cajones to run true journalism. But to more pressing matters that I think only x-e’ers(?) can help with. Haven’t tasted one but not really a breakfest food type of person, and McDonalds isn’t what I think of as good meal.
I have just realized something that either frightens me or gives me hope but here goes: Scott Baio is a genius. Let that sink in, now a guy that has been panned as much as Scott Baio isn’t exactly our nation’s most beloved “actor” but yet he remains a genius and here is why, I’m sure that Scott Baio has money. Now I’m not talking about millions here but the fact is that he must have some because Happy Days, Charles In Charge, Diagnosis Murder and to a lesser extent Joanie Loves Chachi are all in syndication (less said about Baby Talk the better). Separate these things don’t mean a whole lot but combined it’s a nice income that should support him until he dies. Secondly, he has friends he can mooch off of, I can’t tell you how many times I have seen him in the background of premiers and crap like that, and since he’s not exactly setting my tv ablaze with his performances I can only guess that he knows people that let him in (large leap in logic I know but I can’t think of any other reason for his existence at such places, if you have better theories please help). The final and most important reason is that this guy, who is often the butt of jokes, has slept with a lot of Hollywood babe types and lets be honest here gentlemen (you too Molten) that means “something”. Don’t quite know what…but it’s something. Here’s a pretty accurate list of women that have felt the pain of Chachi’s stinger, spanked by Charles, and got drilled by Joe the handyman (though the chances are slim if any of these women find out about this list and weren’t subjugated to the Baio experience then I apologize for your inclusion, these are claims that he has made at one time or another, possibly after doing a few lines): Pamela Anderson, Erika Eleniak, Sammantha Fox, Tiffani Thiessen, Jennifer Runyon, that red headed student from Head of the Class, Nicole Eggert, April Lerman, Josie Davis, Ellen Travolta, Brooke Shields, Liza Minnelli, Julienne McNamara, Joanie Cunningham, and Evee from Out of This World. Anyway you slice it that is damn impressive, if not socially disturbing and scarier then Devil’s Rain.
Agree, disagree, like giving opinions on matters that shouldn’t warrant them? Then please comment.
"Hands up, who likes me?"

By: ME

ME — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Mr Baio, like some other former sit-com actors, smartened up and moved behind the camera to direct. Plus, there are straight-to-video and TV movies to help keep him busy. http://us.imdb.com/Name?Baio,+Scott

"Zapped!" was, and is, pure genius. Just ask Willie "Bibleman" Aames: http://www.bibleman.com/