Comments on: New Article: Oreo Madness! Plus: The Staples Story.

By: danny

danny — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

i ate two of those big oreos once when i was a kid and it made me so sick i projectile vomited across the span of the bathroom

By: Phantom

Phantom — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Holy crap, I definitely was not expecting what I saw when I clicked into that slideshow thing. Good show.

By: Sean

Sean — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Matt, your story is a lesson for us all–when in doubt, go with the really out-there stuff. I doubt the Staples lady would have been yelling to Shirley about C3PO’s cereal (although that WOULD be even funnier). So instead of a whole store of confused, staring people, it would have been the bemused look of just one obviously insane person. The latter is preferable on quantity alone.

And I’m sure there are log cabins in Utah. But I’m sure yours would be the first with a collection of Bulbasaurs and MOTU arms for Skeletor.

By: Toxicity-

Toxicity- — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

I’m not familiar with those big stuf oreos but I do love those ice cream ones.. look about the same but with a tasty oreo ice creamy filling.. I think I remember a long time ago there used to be multi colored oreos too.. but maybe I’m making that up..

By: Katie

Katie — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

aww Matt u just need to take some repressitall and remember YOU ARE A GOD, gods are not meant to mingle with the common crystal pepsi staples folk :p…hehe I luv oreos…damn I havent had one in like a few years…I need to go to Wal Mart…NOW lol…

By: Jared

Jared — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

HEHE matt you poor thing. By the way i got some screamin tangoreen or whatever the fuck its called. and i have to agree it is exatly ecto cooler.

By: Kristina no-clever-nickname

Kristina no-clever-nickname — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Matt,
Every story you tell is genius, even if heartbreaking. I love you.

Hehe.

The Bulbasaur part sure took the cake.