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New Article: The WWF Superstars Molding Kit!

New Article: Ever had this irresistible urge to make Hulk Hogan out of Play-Doh? In 1992, kids could do just that with Craft House's WWF Superstars Maker -- a kit that turned lumps of kneaded dough into Macho Man and the Ultimate Warrior. The playset is only interesting on a sadist level, and certainly didn't bring a smile to faces of whatever poor kids it was thrust upon. On the upside, it's the only place you'll ever find a plastic "Ted DiBiase" clay mold. Oooooh yeah.

By the way -- apparently, it's been revealed "for sure" that Shoutin' Orange Tangergreen is in fact the true reborn Ecto Cooler. Someone posted in the comments section that they called Minute Maid/Hi-C and got the word straight from the juicy horse's juicy mouth. Kind of an anticlimactic ending to our journey, but don't worry -- I don't think we've heard the last from Slimer and his green thirst quencher.

Posted by Matt on 08/05/2003. E-mail me!



Discussion Thread: 31 comments

My aunt gave me this for my birthday and yes it did suck. I just kept impaling them with pencils.

Chestnuts roasted by bobby @ 08/06/2003 8:05 PM

The WWF crap factory!

Chestnuts roasted by platoonpunch @ 08/09/2003 4:57 AM

im paling them with pencils sopunds fun. or what about throwing darts?

the whole dart board potential of play dohis terribly over looked

Chestnuts roasted by 'tin Man @ 08/09/2003 10:32 AM

To Theodore Long (may I call you Teddy L?):

My mum ALWAYS let me play wrestling games with the black kids in the neighborhood. I am sure that Matt’s mother let him do the same. But then… she always let me play with them while she was trying to talk to their dads with her hand between their upper thighs… hmmm….

And you may believe that, player.

Chestnuts roasted by freakachu @ 08/09/2003 10:43 PM

Right. So now that the sarcasm is out of the way, I want to tell you all a terribly off-topic story:

About eight years ago, my half brother, who was five at the time, was an OBSESSIVE Hulk fan. Well, my step grandma (my brother’s real grandma) worked in the check-cashing store in the Mall Of America– right next door to where the Hulk was JUST OPENING his (short-lived) new restaurant!!

So of course, it was easy-peasy for Grandma to get my brother there for the grand opening. And we have LIVE VIDEO (which I think was also actually played on TV) of my little brother up on Hulk’s shoulder, in front of hundreds of screaming, crying fans. It was an awesome moment.

A couple months ago, I saw my brother for the first time in five years– and he STILL HAS HIS HULK POSTER UP ON THE WALL. Apparently he is convinced that Hulk was never a bad guy, and that wrestling IS real– Hulk was just FORCED to pretend to be mean.

The kid’s fucking thirteen. Is this taking it too far…?

Oh, and jessica, congratulations!!!

Chestnuts roasted by freakachu @ 08/09/2003 10:55 PM

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